Hi, I'm falling off the Crucible, so could I get a lift from hmm, Turian cruiser oops, Reaper got you. Hey, Trident fighter! Damn, too fast. Oh, look! Destiny Ascension, little help here!

relax, it's a bug. he actually says something about the mother. but it's just standard bla-bla. but, this version gets shepard motivated, because you have to win the war to find out the terrible / normal fate of his/her mother

All Badspot bought this game for is to exploit glitches.

Where'd you buy this. I MUST KNOW.

WHAT IS IT? IS IT TURKEY? OR IS IT HAM? OR IS IT HURKEY?

This is why I used AVG.

ARTISTIC INTEGRITY

Don't listen to dany. Mass Effect 3 is a terrible clone of Gears of War, don't waste your money.

Gus Grissom, Ed White, Roger Chaffee; we salute you.

Noted

Bow chika wow wow

I'm Commander Shepard and this is my favorite ending on the Citadel.

Dr. Chakwas did it again :)))

SeventhSandwich I recomand you to buy ME3 it is a great game,it is in awesome game especialy if you have played the other 2 as well. There it is only one thig that ruines the game...the las 15-20 minutes:((((

Oh my!
This made my day!

Now that's an ending in which your decisions matter. Like when you decided to walk into a gap.

Haha that's so random but funny.

haha

We Go To Volleyball Or When We don't want our hair in our faces.We Wear One.The high one.

Me & cousin go to volleyball with our in a hair ponytail.We're very intelligent we have 4.0 GPA.People say we look cute & this style actually looks cute on some girls.Don't judge people you don't know them.But I Wear Mine With A Headband At Least.

oh bioware you so silly

this should be a movie :D

whoever that guy is who ruined a perffectly good spider web should be eaten by a giant camel spider >_<.

Will try.

this had almost made me vomit . probably not the best thing to watch even though it is a cartoon . :P badspot how many random peoples servers have you been to on blockland just asking ?

make some more stuff like this oh and are you ever going to change your hank
gif. on the blockland forums ?

heh funny default characters never get that it will never stop .

nice ass

Nice :)

To find out, buy the new DLC from EA!

just out of curiosity, would you personally recommend I buy Mass Effect 3?

Hackett: Trolololo

SCREW YOU STARCHIIIIIiiiiillllldddd

Also,badspot, you can't expect to be a famous game developer and make a game and not get feed back and get asked for help.

Yeah I'm sure its annoying though.

Hahaha, funny and so true

Not sarcastic enough!
STEEEEEEEEEVE!!!

Just wish there was a falling and death sequence to that...

Lol this happened to me while I was on the Normandy and I forgot to save for a while... I was pretty annoyed

lol^

also thats hot

still a better ending than the other 3.

You would think something this severe and easily accessible would have been addressed... but NOPE.

Oh Unreal Engine. Why you so buggy with animations?

What a jerk.

Step 1: Cut a hole in a box.

So what? Chakwas made four statues this time around?

May I live in your post apocalypse bunker please? Its seems nicer than all the zombies here in the city.

Where the hell'd she get that sword?

I take back what I said in the last comic, these ones are funny too :P.

Haha, these ones are pretty funny because I don't have to think about the joke. :/

Best game of all time? Do you live in a fuckn hole?

Invisible corndog!

It's only a flesh wound

:( That's... Ya.

I love miri's puppy face sooo much <3

UNITED STATES, OREGON, EUGENE
I'm closing in.

Okay, so she's back, but this time you can actually win her over with a pat on the shoulder. Huh.

i <3 blockland

Is that the real Badspot if so? COOL. because now i got hes ip to nothing!

The best part is that in ME3, you can headbutt her!

Poor cat.

I love blockland :D

This is insanely good..

I love how fascinated the Blockhead looks

I didn't need to look it up, but I got it eventually.

Morbid Humor for the win.

Inb4itsmyavatar.

below average. it's just the easiest way to go without having to brush my hair for an hour.

The standard fanboy defence usually does sound like this "well you need to play it more, the fun stuff is later, you have to put more time into it" or similar lines.
games are allowed to be boring for only about 10 minutes when you are in a tutorial and there are story setting scenes. if it takes any longer, the developers have failed. the requirement for fun shouldnt be to "play more"

I knew the Illusive man had other plans for the collector base!

is the entire game as big a teaser as this?

You can make a ragdoll explosion in Tribes: Ascend by covering a grav cycle in land mines and driving it to the enemy base. I wish you could do that in the first two games. But the ragdoll physics is glitched (they may have fixed it) and a kill with a pistol sends a ragdoll spinning through the air.

I hate mummies

thumbs up if ur wacthing this in 2012

I never look at goldfish the same way again thanks Badspot.

I want to drink all that grape juice

To the people asking about grape jelly - the demons bleed purple. For... some reason.
Also, that video represents about 100 female characters... 5 of which survive to the end of the series. Although, to be fair, the main character does get her limbs cut off (and reattached several times).

I wish Blockland was reviewed in more shows.

Apollo 1 kinda went like this:

10...9.-..3..2..1.. FUUUUSHHHHHH SCCRRRRHHHHHHH VROOOM WE HAVE LIF...KABOOM!

I don't get it! :)

My sides..

Thats great, funny, original, clever

My god I can't stop laughing. I'm pretty sure I have no soul.

Okay, Challenger would have been more obvious than Apollo 1. I get the lighting now, but I don't feel offended or frustrated.

As he said, wikipedia it and it will be obvious. Hint: first Apollo mission -> Apollo 1.

I got it because I could guess the reference, not because I actually knew it. :)

(CDR) Cleaning Decontamination Request
(LMP) Lunar Module Pilot

I still don't get it, is she offended because she needs to clean things up and doesn't get to steer the probe?

Even that comic with Spinnbarkeit was easier to understand for someone who's first language isn't English.

Hm, looking for flaws...

Well, she's not nude, but I can't find anything else. Thank you kindly!

Maybe they'll have more fun with the Hindenburg simulator.

Secks.

oh my god. that is so bad, but still funny.

I dunno, I think this game would be a blast.

too soon...

lolwut

why dont you pull her pants down and stuck random things up her vag

BETHESDA SOAP

Uhhhhh... what is this?

WHATFUCKISTHIS

Even if you have no sense of context for this strip, "I got raped" makes for a dandy punchline!

It's the second panel where the REAL comedy genius is.

Now that is a VERY funny lie!