The Pope's-a Visit

-- The State S03E02

This is the part where it gets really gay.

-- Whitest Kids U'Know - Video That Makes U Gay

Shoot them. Shoot them both.

-- Raiders of the Lost Ark

Hey Bandit, me and Fred's got a question.
What do you and Fred want?
How come we doing this?
Well why not?
Well they said it couldn't be done.
Well that's the reason, son!
That's good with Fred. We're clear.
10-4

-- Smokey and the Bandit

[Stripperella hangs from the back of a blimp while Pushy Galore fires six pistols at once at her using her six arms. Stripperella deflects the bullets using her bulletproof nail file. Ammo expended, Pushy throws all six empty guns.]

-- Stripperella S01E04

Yeah well guess what? FUCKING PRONOUNS! FUCKING GENDER AMBIGUITY! FUCKING CURRENT DAY CALIFORNIAN SHIT!

-- HeelVsBabyface Starfield Rant

It's finally here! The beginning of the end of your life. A new day has dawned. One in which we get a new Star Wars film - or two - every year until we're all dead.

-- Half in the Bag

What an incredible smell you've discovered

-- Star Wars

Small rectangular objects, they're called books. They require a little effort on your part and make no bebebebeeps.

-- The NeverEnding Story

See this? It belongs here. Not behind a pillow. This way you can reach for it quick. When they come in, you ready for 'em.

-- Carlito's Way

You are a god among insects. Never let anyone tell you different.

-- X-Men 2

How rude!

-- Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

We are men of action. Lies do not become us.

-- The Princess Bride

And Commander, it is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not a weakness, that is life.

-- Star Trek: The Next Generation 02x21 "Peak Performance"

Then it is gone.
But I can get it back, I can get it back!
Raphael! Let it go.

-- Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

You will be. You will be.

-- Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back

Wesley: Deck 36.
Nurse Ogawa: Wesley, at what level are you?
Wesley: I'm only level 10.
Nurse Ogawa: I'm at level 47 *gasps*
Wesley: That's great.
Nurse Ogawa: You know what the secret is don't you? Don't force it. If you just let the game happen, it almost plays itself. *gasps*
Wesley: I'll try that!

-- Star Trek: The Next Generation 05x06 "The Game"

Eat some more pills, pillhead.

-- Sealab 2021

Holy smoke, he's a toon!

-- Who Framed Roger Rabbit

For them, words are a means of deceiving humans. Flamme the Legendary Mage defined monsters capable of speech as demons. They're descended from monsters who cried "help" from the shadows to lure humans to them.

-- Frieren: Beyond Journey's End, S01E07

And you have the Davy Jones' insolence to stand up for captain over me, George Merry, you miserable son of a whore!

-- Treasure Island

Who be you, George Merry? Maybe you thought you was captain here, perhaps. By the powers, I'll teach you better. I'm captain here by election. Captain because I'm the best man by a long sea mile.

-- Treasure Island

Thatcher: Well I happened to see your financial statement today, Charles.
Kane: Did you?
Thatcher: Now tell me, honestly my boy, don't you think it's rather unwise to continue this philanthropic enterprise, this Inquirer that's costing you a million dollars a year?
Kane: You're right Mr.Thatcher, I did lose a million dollars last year. I expect to lose a million dollars this year. I expect to lose a million dollars next year. You know Mr.Thatcher, at the rate of a million dollars a year, I'll have to close this place in... 60 years.

Need a little help there?
You dumb guinea.
How the hell did I know he had a knife?
Never trust a niġġer.
He could have been white.
Never trust anyone.

-- The French Connection

My turn to drive?
Give me the page.
What are you talking about?
It jumps from page 9 to page 11. Where is page 10?
It's gotta be a typo.
Give me the god damn page! *smash*
Ok. Seek help, Harry.

-- True Lies

Who knows. Who knows anything.

-- The Sword in the Stone

Rule 4: No cheating.

-- The Sword In The Stone

Oh, just you wait. Just you wait!
You're gonna pay.
*bonk*
OoooOoh...

-- The Sword In The Stone

Giacometti was once run down by a car. And he recalled falling into a lucid faint, a sudden exhilaration as he realized, at last, something was happening to him.

-- Waking Life

Is that a lot?

-- Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

Incinerate them! What are you waiting for? Were you not designed to be the most evil creature on the face of the earth?

Amazing. No wonder the world was incinerated.

-- Nausicaä of the Valley of the Wind

Let's go then!
Why are you sitting there resting when we're so near the end?
Come on, let's go!

-- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Fine! Then go ahead and starve!

-- Beauty and the Beast

Your flesh is a relic, a mere vessel.
Hand over your flesh and a new world waits you.
We demand it.

-- The Animatrix

The human world, it's a mess.

-- The Little Mermaid

This man is dead.
Looks to me like beef poisoning.
Probably from some other restaurant.

-- The Simpsons 10x17

You're so full of shit. If you were really so righteous, it'd be you in that thing.

-- X-Men

Have you ever killed anyone?

Yeah, but they were all bad.

-- True Lies

We are set on our course. No force can stop us now. We're cool, we're badasses, blah blah blah blah.

-- True Lies

Blake: I've been in this business 15 years.
Moss: What's your name?
Blake: Fuck. You. That's my name. You know why, mister? Because you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, I drove an $80,000 BMW. That's my name.

-- Glengarry Glen Ross

Alice, what are you talking about?

-- Alice in Wonderland

Start at the beginning.

Yes, yes, and when you come to the end, stop.

-- Alice in Wonderland

Are you crying?
No.
Are you crying? Are you crying!? There's no crying. There's no crying in baseball.
Why don't you leave her alone, Jimmy.
Oh you zip it, Doris! Rogers Hornsby was my manager, and he called me a talking pile of pig shit, and that was when my parents drove all the way down from Michigan to see me play the game - and did I cry?
No.. no.
No! No! And do you know why?
No.
Because there's no crying in baseball. No crying!

-- A League of Their Own

Hello James, welcome. Do you like the island? My grandmother had an island. Nothing to boast of, you could walk along it in an hour. Still, it was a paradise for us. One summer we went for a visit, and discovered the place had been infested with rats. They'd come on a fishing boat and gorged themselves on coconut. So how do you get rats off an island? Hmm? My grandmother showed me. We buried an oil drum and hinged the lid, and wired coconut to the lid as bait, and rats would come for the coconut and fall into the drum. And after a month, you've trapped all the rats. But what do you do then? Throw the drum into the ocean? Burn it? No. You just leave it. And they became very hungry. And one by one, they start eating each other. Until there are only two left. Two survivors. And then what, do you kill them? No, you take them and release them into the trees. But now they don't eat coconut anymore. Now they only eat rat. You have changed their nature. The two survivors. This is what you made us.


-- Skyfall

You're not the man I knew ten years ago.

It's not the years, honey, it's the mileage.

-- Raiders of the Lost Ark

Trust me.

-- Raiders of the Lost Ark

I, we, are all prepared to die. With one turn of that key, two million of your people will die instantly.

What key?

That key! ... Who has taken the key?!

-- True Lies

Come back tomorrow.

-- Raiders of the Lost Ark

I don't believe it.
Believe it or not you piece of shit you're still gonna burn.

-- The Matrix

Lamont: Good morning.
Margo: Good morning. Oh god, I dreamed.
Lamont: So did I. What did you dream?
Margo: I was lying naked on the beach in the south seas and the tide was coming up over my toes. The sun was beating down. My skin was hot and cool at the same time. It was wonderful. What was yours?
Lamont: I dreamed I tore all the skin off my face and was somebody else underneath.
Margo: You have problems.
Lamont: I'm aware of that.

-- The Shadow

Hey Strickland!
[Gunfire]
Eat lead slackers!

-- Back to the Future Part II

Shit.
Good game. Good game.
What you got in there?
In here? Doom.
Come on, boy, let's play.
Yeah, let's play. We're gonna have a lot of fun.

-- The Color of Money

You want to go back?
Absolutely not!
It's cold.

-- Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

Excuse me, sir. May I help you?
Wait!
Sir?
Excuse me, sir.
Excuse me, sir. May I help you?
[Speaking in Arabic]
Listen to the sound of Al Tha'r!

-- Executive Decision

There's nothing here. The tricorder must be broken.

-- Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

First squad!
Sir, I don't understand. Who needs a knife fight in a nuke fight anyway? All you gotta do is push a button. Sir.
Cease Fire! Put your hand on that wall trooper.
Put your hand on that wall!
*shplort*
The enemy cannot push a button if you disable his hand. Medic!

-- Starship Troopers

Is there more to it?
Just this room.
And... bedroom?
Nope. No bedroom.
Where does he sleep?
Who says he sleeps?
Where does he fuck?
Everywhere! Hahaha.

-- The Devil's Advocate

[Moaning and suspicious moaning from under a sheet]
Aeon: Lindze, enough fooling around. Let's go.
[Aeon removes the sheet to reveal a crank shaft]
Trevor: Your imagination has a gutter all it's own, Aeon.

-- Aeon Flux, Ether Drift Theory

Too late now hahahahaha!

-- Labyrinth

What about you, aren't you having any?
Me? Ah, well, you can live on it, but it tastes like shit.

-- Crocodile Dundee

[Faye Valentine Jiggles]

-- Cowboy Bebop

[Mick Dundee gropes a transvestite]
That was a guy! A guy dressed up like a sheila, look at that! Ah, you all knew you pack of bastards!

-- Crocodile Dundee

You got a lite buddy?
Yeah, sure kid. There you go.
And your wallet.
Mick, give him your wallet.
What for?
He's got a knife.
Hahaha, that's not a knife. That's a knife.
Shit!
Just kids having fun. You all right?

-- Crocodile Dundee

We did what we had to do. We used the Nukes.

-- Oblivion

I meant to go back. Wander the paths of Mirkwood. Visit Lake-town. See the Lonely Mountain again. But age it seems has finally caught up with me.

-- The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

I wasn't going to tell you this. I've been listening to the distress signal and I um... think I made a mistake in the translation.

I thought it said liberate me - save me - but it's not me. It's liberate tuteme - save yourself - and it gets worse. There. I think that says ex inferis. Save yourself from hell.

-- Event Horizon

This is Brigadier Kerla speaking for the high command. There has been an incident on Praxis, however, everything is under control. We have no need for assistance. Obey treaty stipulations and remain outside the neutral zone. This transmission ends, now.

Sulu: An incident?!

-- Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

We got him back with a whole floor of rooms to himself. And once he was back, he played small. He bet $1,000 a hand instead of his usual $30,000 a hand. But I knew the trick with whales like Ichikawa was that they can't bet small for long. He didn't think of it as winning $10,000 he thought of it as losing $90,000. So, he upped his bets. Until he dropped his winnings back and gave up a million of his own cash. In the casino the cardinal rule is to keep them playing and keep them coming back. The longer they play, the more they lose. In the end, we get it all.

-- Casino

Mmmm. You know, Ben Franklin once said "Eat to live, don't live to eat." Hmm? Hmm? Well, it's an easy decision Boyd. You can either famine or feast. Live or die.

-- Ravenous

You don't have any friends. Nobody likes you.

-- Golem, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Do you know how the orcs first came to be? They were elves once. Taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life. And now perfected.

-- Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of men, who above all else desire power.

-- Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

But it's in the desert where lots of the town's problems are solved.

Got a lot of holes in the desert and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. Except you've got to do it right, I mean you've got to have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise you're talking about half hour or 45 minutes of digging and who knows who's going to be coming along in that time. Before you know it, you gotta dig a few more holes, you could be there all fucking night.

-- Casino

THAT'S VERY IMPORTANT! Jury, write that down.

-- Alice in Wonderland

Mustard?
Mustard, yes - MUSTARD? Don't let's be silly. Lemon, that's different.

-- Alice in Wonderland

[Bridge jump scene]

- The Punisher (2004)

Finish the game!
Nooooo!!!

-- Tron

Dredd: Take it this is your first time in non-sim combat?

Anderson: Yes sir.

Dredd: I'm wondering when you'd remember you left your helmet behind.

Anderson: Sir a helmet can interfere with my psychic abilities.

Dredd: Think a bullet might interfere with them more.

-- Dredd

Lex Luthor: Come on, let me hear you say it, just once, come on.

Lois Lane: You're insane.

Lex Luthor: No! Not that. No the other thing. Come on, I know it's just dangling of the tip of your tongue, let me hear it, just once, please.

Lois Lane: Superman will nev-

Lex Luthor: WRONG!!!!!

-- Superman Returns (2006)

Thanks Satan.

-- Wreck-It Ralph

I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.

-- Aliens

Maybe we got 'em demoralized.

-- Aliens

Ripley: They cut the power.

Hudson: What do you mean 'they cut the power'? How could they cut the power man, they're animals!

Hicks: I want you two with trackers, checking the corridors, move!

-- Aliens

Hey maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events but we just got our asses kicked, pal!

-- Aliens

Hudson: 17 days? Hey man I don't want to rain on your parade but we're not going to last 17 hours. Those things are gonna come in here just like they did before and they're gonna come in here

Ripley: Hudson.

Hudson: and they're gonna kill us!

Ripley: Hudson! This little girl survived longer than that with no weapons and no training. Right?

Hudson: Why don't you put her in charge?

Ripley: You better just start dealing with it Hudson. Listen to me. Hudson, just deal with it because we need you and I'm sick of your bullshit.

-- Aliens

Are we shooting?

What?

Are we shooting people or what?

Are we shooting?

That's what I'm asking you.

What's the answer?

I don't know the answer, that's what I'm trying to find out.

-- Three Kings

Frodo: It's a pity Bilbo didn't kill him when he had the chance.

Gandalf: Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand. Many that live deserve death and some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be to eager to deal out death and judgement, even the very wise cannot see all ends.

-- Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

Frodo: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

-- Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

Cahill: Listen to me. Listen to me! Someone's gotta close the hatch now or we're all going to die. Do it. Now.

David Grant: Colonel! Colonel, We're not gonna make it!

Lt. Colonel Austin Travis: You are!

-- Executive Decision

We feeling a little paranoid on our last day?

When did Noah build the Ark, Gladys?
Before the rain. Before the rain.

-- Spy Game (2001)

Unnamed Boy: Are the stories about you true? They say your mother is an immortal goddess. They say you can't be killed.

Achilles: I wouldn't be bothering with a shield then, would I?

Unnamed Boy: The Thessalonian you're fighting, he's the biggest man I've ever seen. I wouldn't want to fight him.

Achilles: That's why no one will remember your name.

-- Troy (2004)

Morpheus: What is the matrix? Control. The matrix is a computer generaged dream world, built to keep us under control, in order to change a human being into this.

Neo: No. I don't believe it. It's not possible.

Morpheus: I didn't say it would be easy, Neo. I just said it would be the truth.

-- The Matrix

Farnsworth: If my calculations are correct, this garbage ball will knock the other garbage ball directly into the sun.

Wernstrom: And if my calculations are correct, we're all going to die horribly! Ha ha ha.. ha ha.. haa...

-- Futurama 01x08

My god, has it been that long? Things have certainly changed around here. I remember when this was all farmland as far as the eye could see. Old man Peabody owned all of this. He had this crazy idea about breeding pine trees.

-- Back to the Future

Unfortunately no, it requires something with a little more kick - plutonium!

-- Back to the Future

[Grumpy Bear does not dance]

-- The Care Bears Movie (1985)

Fry: No, Make up some feelings and tell her you have them.
[Zoidberg raises his claw]
Fry: Yes?
Zoidberg: Is desire to mate a feeling?
Fry: Ugh, you're not even trying!

-- Futurama

I am shocked! Shocked! Well, not that shocked

-- Futurama

Eugh. It's like a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up.

-- Futurama 03x02

Smile, Marshal. After all, this is a party.
The only party I'll be smiling at is the one that sees you at the end of a rope.

-- Back to the Future Part III

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.
Thanks for the tip.

-- Kindergarten Cop

Model citizen.

-- Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Leave it. It is over. The world of men will fall, and all will come to darkness, and my city to ruin :(

-- Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring

Murderer

-- Golem, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

You have chosen wisely.

-- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

This certainly is the cup of the king of kings.
[suspicious music]
To eternal life.
[drinks from the false grail]
*hurk*
What is happening to me? What is happening?
[rapid age and death]
He chose poorly.

-- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Can't you remember?
I wrote them down in my diary so that I wouldn't have to remember.

-- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

[Indiana Jones gets an unexpected autograph from Adolph Hitler]

-- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

I told you ...
Don't call me junior.

-- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Guten tag, herr Jones.
Fahrschein mein herr?
Eh?
Tickets please.
[Punch, toss]
No ticket.

-- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Oh Jim, you didn't keep your powder dry, eh?

-- Treasure Island (1990)

I think I can get these ropes off.
Whoops.
Our situation has not improved.

-- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

I didn't know you could fly a plane.
Fly, yes. Land, no.

-- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

First one, then the other.

-- Futurama

Aah! Help!
Uh sir, this party's out of control.
I know, there's too much-
Out of control!

-- Toy Story Partysaurus Rex

Get your ass to mars.

-- Total Recall

Oh....
That's not it.
Where'd she learn that rubbish?
It doesn't even start with "I wish."

-- Labyrinth

This... is truly amazing. A portable television studio. No wonder your president has to be an actor, he has to look good on television.

-- Back to the Future

Ivanova: Now you can start by helping me to understand the precise nature of the conflict between the two sides that you've set up.
Drazi: Green.
Drazi: Purple.
Ivanova: No, I understand that there are two factions but what is your point of contention? Where do you disagree with each other?
Drazi: Purple!
Drazi: Green.
Ivanova: Yes, but who gets to wear the purple sash and who gets to wear the green sash? I mean is it based on income or caste or rank or?
Drazi: We put green and purple in great barrel equal to numbers of Drazi. Then we reach in. We take. Where there was one Drazi people, now there are two. The two fight until there are one!
Ivanova: ... That' it? I mean it's totally random? Arbitrary? Well then how do you choose the leader for either side?
Drazi: One purple and one green carries mark of leadership. He who takes leader cloth is leader. He who takes green is green and follows green leader. He who takes purple is purple and follows purple leader.
Ivanova: So in other words... Would you two please step step forward for a minute, please? Okay, so what you're trying to tell me is that if I take this purple sash off of him and put it onto him, that this one thing alone is enough to start -
[fighting breaks out]
Ivanova: Aaargh!

-- Babylon 5

It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched of his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came and the grasshopper died. And the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?

-- Futurama

What exactly have you swarn?
I have sworn with my life blood - no one shall pass this way without my permission.
Well, may we have your permission?
Well I uh.. uh... hunh... yes?
Thank you noble sir.
My lady.

-- Labyrinth

*Sniff* *Sniff* I smell nothing.
You're joking.
But I live by my sense of smell. *Sniff* aah *sniff* the air is sweet and fragrant - and none my pass without my permission!

-- Labyrinth

(Junk lady scene)

-- Labyrinth

Well, at least my assassin will get what's coming to him.

-- Futurama

I am hard but, I am fair. There is no racial biggotry here. I do not look down on google, youtube, facebook, or twitter. Here you are all equally worthless.

-- Full Metal Jacket

Okay here's the deal. This much for Blanche. This much for that asshole, minus what he owes me. And this much for you. You still interested? Good. Anything else?

-- Drive

Well you see, this is the problem with terrorists, they're really inconsiderate when it comes to people's schedules.

-- True Lies

Yes! Files are unlocked! Fast Faisil strikes again. I'm in. I'm down baby. I got my hand up her dress and I am going for the gold.

Just copy the god damn files okay?

-- True Lies

*Punch*

-- Sabagebu! - Survival Game Club!

I'm lead to consider a different path. Heaven for climate, hell for company.

Either way you gotta die to get there.

-- The Adventures of Mark Twain

Smell bad!

-- Labyrinth

Ghost hacked humans are so pathetic, it's a shame. And this poor bastard's been hacked pretty badly.

-- Ghost in the Shell

Disappear scumbag.

-- Full Metal Jacket

Uhhhhh goodbye!

-- Labyrinth

Hey you can't quit, the game's not over!

-- Labyrinth

My god bones, what have I done

-- Star Trek III - The Search for Spock

... No

-- Isildur, Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring

Uwaaah! Nice-u pai pai!

-- Labyrinth of Flames

You know what you are?
What?
You're a tomato.
Tomato?
Yeah let's face it, I run a business here not a god damn soup kitchen.

-- Rocky

I don't know who that is.

-- Jacqueline Bouvier, The Simpsons 05x21

What's wrong with your eyes?

-- Terminator 2: Judgement Day

Alice More: Arrest him!
Sir Thomas More: For what?
Alice More: He's dangerous!
Will Roper: For lying, lord, he's a spy!
Margaret More: Father, that man's bad!
Sir Thomas More: There's no law against that.
Will Roper: There is - God's law.
Sir Thomas More: Then God can arrest him.
Alice More: While you talk he's gone!
Sir Thomas More: And go he should if he were the devil himself until he broke the law.
Will Roper: So, now you'd give the devil benefit of law?
Sir Thomas More: Yes, what would you do? Cut a great road through the law to get after the devil?
Will Roper: Yes! I'd cut down every law in England to do that?
Sir Thomas More: Oh? And when the last law was down and the devil turned 'round on you, where would you hide, Roper, the laws all being flat? This country is planted thick with laws from coast to coast, - man's laws not God's - and if you cut them down - and you're just the man to do it - do you really think you could stand upright in the winds that would blow then? Yes. I give the devil benefit of law for my own safety's sake.

-- A Man for All Seasons

Now that it's over, I don't know what to do with the rest of my life.

-- Inigo, The Princess Bride

Have you ever considered piracy?

-- Westley, The Princess Bride

The level one food court will reopen in 30 minutes.
Thank you for your patience.

-- Dredd

Yes. Stop asking.

-- Futurama 02x12

What?!

-- Futurama 04x14

Thank you. I deserve this.

-- Professor Farnsworth, Futurama 04x08

Fry: Yakov Smirnoff said it.
Leela: No he didn't.

-- Futurama 04x08

Well... I suppose the environment can take one more for the team.

-- Professor Farnsworth, Futurama 04x08

We do not know who else may be watching.

-- Gandalf, Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring

Hold on to your butts.
*clunk*
Um...

-- Jurassic Park

I'm going to be honest with you. I... Hate this place, this zoo, this prison, this reality, whatever you want to call it. I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink. And every time I do I fear that I have somehow been infected by it. It's repulsive, isn't it?

-- Agent Smith, The Matrix

Don't you have a safe? No you don't have a safe. Get a safe!

-- Biff, Back to the Future Part II

Just another unidentified corpse.

-- Aramaki, Ghost in the Shell

Judgement Day is inevitable

-- Terminator 3

Remember your old friend - Injun Joe?

-- The Adventures of Mark Twain

We're leavin.

-- Event Horizon

Fell deeds awake. Now for wrath, now for ruin, and the red dawn. Forth, Eorlingas!

-- Theodin, Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Women - can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em.

-- True Lies

Relax. Relax!

-- Terminator 3

Did you have any luck with the bomb?
Yeah, it didn't go off.

-- Speed

Stop cheering me up!

-- True Lies

You like it? It's my first.

-- The Terminator

I think she's pretty.

-- Alice in Wonderland

See Luto? There's nothing to be afraid of.
Augh
Luto?

-- Labyrinth

On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. I was a recall coordinator. My job was to apply the formula. A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply it by the probable rate of failure, B, then multiply the result by the average out of court settlement, C. A x B x C = X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.

-- Fight Club

Wait a minute? Is that right?
I don't know, I've never understood it!

-- Labyrinth

Give it to me straight doctor, don't... sugar coat it.
Very well. Your entire family died when a plane, piloted by your fiance, crashed into your uninsured home. And you have inoperable cancer.

-- Futurama 02x01

Yes, if by allow you mean force.
[Excessive hammering]

-- Futurama 02x01

Eh, no problem. Unh.

-- Labyrinth

Hey Paul!

-- Patrick Bateman, American Psycho

I don't know.
You don't know or you don't care?
Pick one.

-- X-Men

I gave you the chance of aiding me willingly, but you have elected the way of pain!

-- Saurumon, Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring

Out of order?! Fuck!
Even in the future nothing works!

-- Spaceballs

That's illegal you know.
Uh... well only if you get caught.

-- X-Men Days of Future Past

Well, thank you very much, it's very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.

-- The Princess Bride

It's cool but it's disgusting.

-- Quicksilver, X-Men Days of Future Past

Now what do you suggest we do? Spank it?

- Bones, Star Trek The Motion Picture

I'm tired... and old.

-- The Adventures of Mark Twain

Do you know how to use that thing?
Yes. The pointy end goes into the other man.
This is going to take a lot of work.

-- The Mask of Zorro

No, it's right. I figured it out. I could never do it before! I think I'm getting smarter! It's a piece of cake! Aaaaahh!

-- The Labyrinth

Sleep...Sleep...Sleep...Sleep...Sleep...

-- They Live

-- Nichijou, Episode 2

What sort of improvements have been made in Flynn... I mean, um, ENCOM OS-12?
This year we put a "12" on the box.

-- Tron Legacy

They will break upon this fortress like water on rock. Saruman's hordes will pillage and burn, we've seen it before. Crops can be resown. Homes rebuilt. Within these walls, we will outlast them.

-- Theodin, Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers

Alice: But I don't want to go among mad people!
Cheshire Cat: Oh you can't help that. Most everyone's mad here. You may have noticed that I'm not all there myself.

-- Alice in Wonderland

Why? Probably because it sounds scary.

-- True Lies

Two weeks.

-- Total Recall

You have disentried disrecognized space. Emergencies dispatched.

-- Aeon Flux 03x03 - Thanataphobia

Outside the boundary walls, a desert. A cursed earth. Inside the walls, a cursed city, stretching from Boston to Washington D.C. An unbroken concrete landscape. 800 million people living in the ruin of the old world and the mega structures of the new one.

-- Dredd

You watched it, you can't un-watch it!

-- Futurama 03x18

Oh, blithery poop, my cowardly lobster! You don't need courage. After all, who needs courage when you have a gun?

-- Professor Farnsworth, Futurama 03x18

Zoidberg: More.
Fry: There aren't any more. And there never will be.

-- Futurama 01x06

All units, go autistic after we're in.

-- Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex 01x24

You, you're in cyberbrain autistic mode?
Uh-huh.

-- Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex 01x11

Yeah, yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.

-- Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park

Oh, what a lie!

-- Labyrinth

Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.

-- Dr Weir, Event Horizon

Warned ya. Get up, you're headed for the cubes.

-- Dredd

Sgt. Hartman: Do any of you people know who Charles Whitman was? ... None of you dumbasses knows? Private Cowboy.

Pvt. Cowboy: Sir, he was that guy who shot all those people from that tower in Austin Texas, sir!

Sgt. Hartman: That's affirmative. Charles Whitman killed 12 people from a 28 story observation tower at the University of Texas from distances of up to 400 yards. Anybody know who Lee Harvey Oswald was? Private Snowball.

Pvt. Snowball: Sir, he shot Kennedy, sir!

Sgt. Hartman: That's right, and do you know how far away he was?

Pvt. Snowball: Sir, it was pretty far, from that book suppository building, sir! [crowd laughs]

Sgt. Hartman: All right, knock it off. 250 feet. He was 250 feet away and shooting at a moving target. Oswald got off three rounds with an old Italian bolt action rifle in only six seconds and scored two hits, including a head shot. Do any of you people know where these individuals learned how to shoot? Private Joker.

Pvt. Joker: Sir, in the marines, sir!

Sgt. Hartman: In the marines, outstanding. Those individuals showed what one motivated marine and his rifle can do. And before you ladies leave my island, you'll all be able to do the same thing!

-- Full Metal Jacket

Are you quitting on me? Well are you? Then quit you slimy fucking walrus looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! Now! Move it! I'm gonna rip your balls off so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world!

-- Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Full Metal Jacket

The Matrix is a system, Neo. That system is our enemy. But when you're inside, you look around, what do you see? Businessmen, teachers, lawyers, carpenters - the very minds of the people we are trying to save. But until we do, these people are still a part of that system and that makes them our enemy. You have to understand most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system that they will fight to protect it.

-- Morpheus, The Matrix

Indiana Jones: It belongs in a museum!
Panama Hat: So do you!

-- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade

Cohagen: Yes, what is it?
Underling: Sir, the oxygen level is bottoming out in sector G - what do you want me to do about it?
Cohagen: Don't do anything.
Underling: But they won't last an hour sir.
Cohagen: Fuck 'em.

-- Total Recall

Princess Buttercup: Admit it!
Man in Black: With pride. What can I do for you?

-- The Princess Bride

Tyler Durden: Oh, I get it. It's very clever.
Narrator: Oh, Thank you.
Tyler Durden: How's that working out for you?
Narrator: What?
Tyler Durden: Being clever.
Narrator: Great.
Tyler Durden: Keep it up then. Right up.

-- Fight Club

Bender: You gotta give me a do-over!
Craps Dealer: Sorry, the house limit is three do-overs.

-- Futurama 01x10

Dwayne: But perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you!
Leela: No. We're on the top.
Fry: Daylight and everything.
Dwayne: Oh.

-- Futurama 02x01

Your honor I object!
And why is that Mr. Reed?
Because it's devastating to my case!
Overruled.
Good call!

-- Liar Liar

Welcome to real life.

-- Lonestar, Spaceballs

Sir?
What?
Are we being to literal?
No you fool, we're following orders. We were told to comb the desert so we're combing it.
Found anything yet?
Nothing yet, sir!
How about you?
Not a thing, sir!
What about you guys?
We ain't found shit!

-- Spaceballs

Excellent. I-I-I-I mean... too bad.

- Chekov, Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

My teacher tells me real beauty's on the inside.
That's just something ugly people say.

-- Liar Liar

Stop breaking the law asshole!

-- Liar Liar

400 years ago on the planet earth, workers who felt their livelihood threatened by automation flung their wooden shoes called 'sabot' into the machines to stop them. Hence the word 'sabotage'.

- Lieutenant Valeris, Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country

Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?

-- Spock, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

Don't go on. Go back while you still can. This is not the way. Take heed, and go no further. Beware. Beware.

-- Stone faces, Labyrinth

I understood the word 'hat'!

-- Fry, Futurama 01x11

Professor: Consider the philosophical and metaphysical ramifications of the-
Fry: Banana! Banana! Banana!

-- Futurama 01x11

Please. Everyone knows that 20th century colleges were basically expensive daycare centers.

-- Leela, Futurama 01x11

What?! That's not not fair! I deserve the same respect any other college dropout gets.

-- Fry, Futurama 01x11

I'm a certified college dropout.

-- Fry, Futurama 01x11

Do you have a minute? I live in Jersey City and my car broke down and I need to get back cause my aunt's real sick and she needs this medicine but I need money for the bus, so I'm mugging you. Hand over your wallets!

-- Futurama 04x04

Your Honor, it's all true: My female incompetence, Zapp's cat-like reflexes, the stuff that made no sense, all of it.
[Crowd gasps/buckawks]

-- Leela, Futurama 02x02

How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?

-- Dark Helmet, Spaceballs

I didn't build the fucking thing!

-- Kyle Reese, The Terminator

2015?! You mean we're in the future?!

-- Marty McFly, Back to the Future Part II

It's about the future, isn't it!?

-- Doc Brown, Back to the Future

I'm in the future

-- Jennifer Parker, Back to the Future Part II

I have seen it many times... with horses

-- Azeem, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

You've got balls of solid rock

-- Little John, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

Oh, right! Of course, IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT YOU, ISN'T IT?

-- Sir Alexander Dane, Galaxy Quest

I'm sorry... I don't remember any of it.
You don't remember!?
For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life, but for me, it was Tuesday.
0_0

-- Street Fighter

Soon we'll be able to look back on this and laugh.
*step* *step* *step* *step*
Hahahahhahahahaaaaa

-- Bender, Futurama 02x02

The secret is to stop giving a rats ass about anyone else and start of the things you want, that you deserve, that the world owes you.

-- Bender, Futurama 02x01

It's very simple, the ad gets into your brain just like this liquid gets into this egg. *bam*

-- Professor Farnsworth, Futurama 01x06

Captain, may I have a word with you?
No.
It's an emergency, sir.
Come back when it' a catastrophe!
[explosion]
Uehhh very well *chair scoot*

-- Futurama, 01x10

*Sniff*

-- Zombieland

Maybe you can't understand this, but I've finally found what I need to be happy and it's not friends - it's things.

-- Fry, Futurama 01x06

Toodeloo! ... Dumbass

-- Mom, Futurama 01x06

Hmmm, what's thirteen times nine?
One hundred seventeen.
Good answer.

-- Aeon Flux

Who's laughing now? Aauuuuh! Aauuuuughaaaa! Aughnhnhnnaa!

-- Ash, Evil Dead II

So what happens when the caring meter drops to zero?
No one in the world will care anymore.

-- The Care Bears Movie

And now they're gone!

-- Bender, Futurama 01x03

What?! You've lost me, I don't know what the hell you're talking about!

-- Nameless helicopter pilot, Ghost in The Shell

AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRUUUUUUAAAUUUUUU

-- Arnold Schwarzenegger, Predator

The caring meter dropped, two whole points!
[gasps]
A lot of people must have suddenly just... stopped caring
Oh what could have caused that?

-- The Care Bears Movie

*Wa-ching-click-ching*
*Clicketclackityclackclick*

-- American guy's fingers, Ghost in the Shell

Grumpy Bear! Grumpy Bear!
Ouch! Owowowowowow...
The caring meter is down to 5! If it reaches zero, Care-a-lot is finished!
And no one will care anymore...

-- The Care Bears Movie

Cause there's no god and your idiotic human ideals are laughable! Haahahaahahaha!

-- Bender, Futurama 01x07

You.. you you.. bungling blockhead!

-- Archimedes, The Sword In The Stone

I have an excellent idea: let's change the subject.

-- The March Hare, Alice in Wonderland

But don't call asking what the object of the game is, figuring that out is the object of the game. Good luck and congratulations on choosing CRS

-- The Game

I've had enough! I'm going to bed!

-- Labyrinth

Ariel!

-- King Triton, The Little Mermaid

The Search For More Money

-- Yogurt, Spaceballs

My poor little poopsies!

-- Ursula, The Little Mermaid

I just don't see how a world that makes such wonderful things.. could be bad

-- Ariel, The Little Mermaid

I'm an old man.

-- Squirrelin, The Sword in the Stone

Pardon my French, but you're an asshole!

-- Cameron, Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Ahahahhah ahahahah ahahahha *plop*

-- Vizzini, The Princess Bride

Is it really me? Is it really you? Hey you've put on a little weight

-- Charlie, All Dogs Go To Heaven

We'll have to look into this *flip smash* AHAaaAA!

-- The Mad Hatter, Alice in Wonderland

Well... there goes Bill.

-- Dodo, Alice in Wonderland

We're not just doing this for money... we're doing it for a shitload of money!

-- Lonestar, Spaceballs

Wow.
What?
Suddenly my life doesn't look that bad.

-- X-Men

Goddamn cellular fucking phones!

-- John McClane, Die Hard: With a Vengeance

Think of it as a challenge.

-- Aeon Flux

Them's my rightful property! It's not fair!
No, it isn't... but that's the way it is.

-- Labyrinth

Incendiary.

-- Dredd