2020-11-19
Mmmm. You know, Ben Franklin once said "Eat to live, don't live to eat." Hmm? Hmm? Well, it's an easy decision Boyd. You can either famine or feast. Live or die.

-- Ravenous
2020-11-19
You don't have any friends. Nobody likes you.

-- Golem, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
2020-11-19
Do you know how the orcs first came to be? They were elves once. Taken by the dark powers, tortured and mutilated. A ruined and terrible form of life. And now perfected.

-- Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
2020-11-19
And nine, nine rings were gifted to the race of men, who above all else desire power.

-- Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
2020-11-05
But it's in the desert where lots of the town's problems are solved.

Got a lot of holes in the desert and a lot of problems are buried in those holes. Except you've got to do it right, I mean you've got to have the hole already dug before you show up with a package in the trunk. Otherwise you're talking about half hour or 45 minutes of digging and who knows who's going to be coming along in that time. Before you know it, you gotta dig a few more holes, you could be there all fucking night.

-- Casino
2020-11-02
THAT'S VERY IMPORTANT! Jury, write that down.

-- Alice in Wonderland
2020-11-02
Mustard?
Mustard, yes - MUSTARD? Don't let's be silly. Lemon, that's different.

-- Alice in Wonderland
2020-07-31
[Bridge jump scene]

- The Punisher (2004)
2020-04-22
Finish the game!
Nooooo!!!

-- Tron
2020-04-10
Dredd: Take it this is your first time in non-sim combat?

Anderson: Yes sir.

Dredd: I'm wondering when you'd remember you left your helmet behind.

Anderson: Sir a helmet can interfere with my psychic abilities.

Dredd: Think a bullet might interfere with them more.

-- Dredd
2020-04-10
Lex Luthor: Come on, let me hear you say it, just once, come on.

Lois Lane: You're insane.

Lex Luthor: No! Not that. No the other thing. Come on, I know it's just dangling of the tip of your tongue, let me hear it, just once, please.

Lois Lane: Superman will nev-

Lex Luthor: WRONG!!!!!

-- Superman Returns (2006)
2020-04-10
Thanks Satan.

-- Wreck-It Ralph
2020-04-10
I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit.
It's the only way to be sure.

-- Aliens
2020-04-10
Maybe we got 'em demoralized.

-- Aliens
2020-04-10
Ripley: They cut the power.

Hudson: What do you mean 'they cut the power'? How could they cut the power man, they're animals!

Hicks: I want you two with trackers, checking the corridors, move!

-- Aliens
2020-04-10
Hey maybe you haven't been keeping up on current events but we just got our asses kicked, pal!

-- Aliens
2020-04-10
Are we shooting?

What?

Are we shooting people or what?

Are we shooting?

That's what I'm asking you.

What's the answer?

I don't know the answer, that's what I'm trying to find out.

-- Three Kings
2020-04-09
Frodo: It's a pity Bilbo didn't kill him when he had the chance.

Gandalf: Pity? It was pity that stayed Bilbo's hand. Many that live deserve death and some that die deserve life. Can you give it to them, Frodo? Do not be to eager to deal out death and judgement, even the very wise cannot see all ends.

-- Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
2020-04-09
Frodo: I wish the ring had never come to me. I wish none of this had happened.

Gandalf: So do all who live to see such times, but that is not for them to decide. All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us.

-- Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
2020-04-09
Cahill: Listen to me. Listen to me! Someone's gotta close the hatch now or we're all going to die. Do it. Now.

David Grant: Colonel! Colonel, We're not gonna make it!

Lt. Colonel Austin Travis: You are!

-- Executive Decision
2020-03-29
We feeling a little paranoid on our last day?

When did Noah build the Ark, Gladys?
Before the rain. Before the rain.

-- Spy Game (2001)
2020-03-27
Unnamed Boy: Are the stories about you true? They say your mother is an immortal goddess. They say you can't be killed.

Achilles: I wouldn't be bothering with a shield then, would I?

Unnamed Boy: The Thessalonian you're fighting, he's the biggest man I've ever seen. I wouldn't want to fight him.

Achilles: That's why no one will remember your name.

-- Troy (2004)
2020-03-26
Morpheus: What is the matrix? Control. The matrix is a computer generaged dream world, built to keep us under control, in order to change a human being into this.

Neo: No. I don't believe it. It's not possible.

Morpheus: I didn't say it would be easy, Neo. I just said it would be the truth.

-- The Matrix
2020-03-21
Farnsworth: If my calculations are correct, this garbage ball will knock the other garbage ball directly into the sun.

Wernstrom: And if my calculations are correct, we're all going to die horribly! Ha ha ha.. ha ha.. haa...

-- Futurama 01x08
2020-02-26
My god, has it been that long? Things have certainly changed around here. I remember when this was all farmland as far as the eye could see. Old man Peabody owned all of this. He had this crazy idea about breeding pine trees.

-- Back to the Future
2020-02-26
Unfortunately no, it requires something with a little more kick - plutonium!

-- Back to the Future
2020-02-26
[Grumpy Bear does not dance]

-- The Care Bears Movie (1985)
2020-02-26
Fry: No, Make up some feelings and tell her you have them.
[Zoidberg raises his claw]
Fry: Yes?
Zoidberg: Is desire to mate a feeling?
Fry: Ugh, you're not even trying!

-- Futurama
2020-02-26
I am shocked! Shocked! Well, not that shocked

-- Futurama
2020-02-26
Eugh. It's like a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up.

-- Futurama 03x02
2020-02-26
Smile, Marshal. After all, this is a party.
The only party I'll be smiling at is the one that sees you at the end of a rope.

-- Back to the Future Part III
2020-02-26
Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.
Thanks for the tip.

-- Kindergarten Cop
2020-02-26
Model citizen.

-- Terminator 2: Judgement Day
2020-02-26
Leave it. It is over. The world of men will fall, and all will come to darkness, and my city to ruin :(

-- Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
2020-02-13
Murderer

-- Golem, The Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
2020-01-13
You have chosen wisely.

-- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
2020-01-13
This certainly is the cup of the king of kings.
[suspicious music]
To eternal life.
[drinks from the false grail]
*hurk*
What is happening to me? What is happening?
[rapid age and death]
He chose poorly.

-- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
2020-01-13
Can't you remember?
I wrote them down in my diary so that I wouldn't have to remember.

-- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
2020-01-13
[Indiana Jones gets an unexpected autograph from Adolph Hitler]

-- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
2020-01-13
I told you ...
Don't call me junior.

-- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
2020-01-13
Guten tag, herr Jones.
Fahrschein mein herr?
Eh?
Tickets please.
[Punch, toss]
No ticket.

-- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
2020-01-13
Oh Jim, you didn't keep your powder dry, eh?

-- Treasure Island (1990)
2020-01-13
I think I can get these ropes off.
Whoops.
Our situation has not improved.

-- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
2020-01-13
I didn't know you could fly a plane.
Fly, yes. Land, no.

-- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
2019-12-28
First one, then the other.

-- Futurama
2019-12-12
Aah! Help!
Uh sir, this party's out of control.
I know, there's too much-
Out of control!

-- Toy Story Partysaurus Rex
2019-12-12
Get your ass to mars.

-- Total Recall
2019-12-10
Oh....
That's not it.
Where'd she learn that rubbish?
It doesn't even start with "I wish."

-- Labyrinth
2019-11-20
This... is truly amazing. A portable television studio. No wonder your president has to be an actor, he has to look good on television.

-- Back to the Future
2019-11-15
Ivanova: Now you can start by helping me to understand the precise nature of the conflict between the two sides that you've set up.
Drazi: Green.
Drazi: Purple.
Ivanova: No, I understand that there are two factions but what is your point of contention? Where do you disagree with each other?
Drazi: Purple!
Drazi: Green.
Ivanova: Yes, but who gets to wear the purple sash and who gets to wear the green sash? I mean is it based on income or caste or rank or?
Drazi: We put green and purple in great barrel equal to numbers of Drazi. Then we reach in. We take. Where there was one Drazi people, now there are two. The two fight until there are one!
Ivanova: ... That' it? I mean it's totally random? Arbitrary? Well then how do you choose the leader for either side?
Drazi: One purple and one green carries mark of leadership. He who takes leader cloth is leader. He who takes green is green and follows green leader. He who takes purple is purple and follows purple leader.
Ivanova: So in other words... Would you two please step step forward for a minute, please? Okay, so what you're trying to tell me is that if I take this purple sash off of him and put it onto him, that this one thing alone is enough to start -
[fighting breaks out]
Ivanova: Aaargh!

-- Babylon 5
2019-11-15
It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for winter while the octopus mooched of his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came and the grasshopper died. And the octopus ate all his acorns and also he got a race car. Is any of this getting through to you?

-- Futurama
2018-11-19
What exactly have you swarn?
I have sworn with my life blood - no one shall pass this way without my permission.
Well, may we have your permission?
Well I uh.. uh... hunh... yes?
Thank you noble sir.
My lady.

-- Labyrinth
2018-11-19
*Sniff* *Sniff* I smell nothing.
You're joking.
But I live by my sense of smell. *Sniff* aah *sniff* the air is sweet and fragrant - and none my pass without my permission!

-- Labyrinth
2018-11-19
(Junk lady scene)

-- Labyrinth
2018-11-19
Well, at least my assassin will get what's coming to him.

-- Futurama
2018-11-19
I am hard but, I am fair. There is no racial biggotry here. I do not look down on google, youtube, facebook, or twitter. Here you are all equally worthless.

-- Full Metal Jacket
2018-11-19
Okay here's the deal. This much for Blanche. This much for that asshole, minus what he owes me. And this much for you. You still interested? Good. Anything else?

-- Drive
2018-11-19
Well you see, this is the problem with terrorists, they're really inconsiderate when it comes to people's schedules.

-- True Lies
2018-11-19
Yes! Files are unlocked! Fast Faisil strikes again. I'm in. I'm down baby. I got my hand up her dress and I am going for the gold.

Just copy the god damn files okay?

-- True Lies
2018-11-19
*Punch*

-- Sabagebu! - Survival Game Club!
2018-11-19
I'm lead to consider a different path. Heaven for climate, hell for company.

Either way you gotta die to get there.

-- The Adventures of Mark Twain
2018-11-19
Smell bad!

-- Labyrinth
2018-11-19
Ghost hacked humans are so pathetic, it's a shame. And this poor bastard's been hacked pretty badly.

-- Ghost in the Shell
2018-11-19
Disappear scumbag.

-- Full Metal Jacket
2018-11-19
Uhhhhh goodbye!

-- Labyrinth
2018-11-19
Hey you can't quit, the game's not over!

-- Labyrinth
2018-11-18
My god bones, what have I done

-- Star Trek III - The Search for Spock
2018-11-18
... No

-- Isildur, Lord of the Rings - Fellowship of the Ring
2018-08-07
Uwaaah! Nice-u pai pai!

-- Labyrinth of Flames
2017-11-09
You know what you are?
What?
You're a tomato.
Tomato?
Yeah let's face it, I run a business here not a god damn soup kitchen.

-- Rocky
2017-09-05
I don't know who that is.

-- Jacqueline Bouvier, The Simpsons 05x21
2017-06-21
What's wrong with your eyes?

-- Terminator 2: Judgement Day
2017-05-23
Alice More: Arrest him!
Sir Thomas More: For what?
Alice More: He's dangerous!
Will Roper: For lying, lord, he's a spy!
Margaret More: Father, that man's bad!
Sir Thomas More: There's no law against that.
Will Roper: There is - God's law.
Sir Thomas More: Then God can arrest him.
Alice More: While you talk he's gone!
Sir Thomas More: And go he should if he were the devil himself until he broke the law.
Will Roper: So, now you'd give the devil benefit of law?
Sir Thomas More: Yes, what would you do? Cut a great road through the law to get after the devil?
Will Roper: Yes! I'd cut down every law in England to do that?
Sir Thomas More: Oh? And when the last law was down and the devil turned 'round on you, where would you hide, Roper, the laws all being flat? This country is planted thick with laws from coast to coast, - man's laws not God's - and if you cut them down - and you're just the man to do it - do you really think you could stand upright in the winds that would blow then? Yes. I give the devil benefit of law for my own safety's sake.

-- A Man for All Seasons
2017-05-21
Now that it's over, I don't know what to do with the rest of my life.

-- Inigo, The Princess Bride
2017-05-21
Have you ever considered piracy?

-- Westley, The Princess Bride
2017-05-11
The level one food court will reopen in 30 minutes.
Thank you for your patience.

-- Dredd
2017-04-24
Yes. Stop asking.

-- Futurama 02x12
2017-01-12
What?!

-- Futurama 04x14
2016-11-23
Thank you. I deserve this.

-- Professor Farnsworth, Futurama 04x08
2016-11-23
Fry: Yakov Smirnoff said it.
Leela: No he didn't.

-- Futurama 04x08
2016-11-23
Well... I suppose the environment can take one more for the team.

-- Professor Farnsworth, Futurama 04x08
2016-11-15
We do not know who else may be watching.

-- Gandalf, Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
2016-10-31
Hold on to your butts.
*clunk*
Um...

-- Jurassic Park
2016-10-31
I'm going to be honest with you. I... Hate this place, this zoo, this prison, this reality, whatever you want to call it. I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink. And every time I do I fear that I have somehow been infected by it. It's repulsive, isn't it?

-- Agent Smith, The Matrix
2016-10-31
Don't you have a safe? No you don't have a safe. Get a safe!

-- Biff, Back to the Future Part II
2016-10-31
Just another unidentified corpse.

-- Aramaki, Ghost in the Shell
2016-10-31
Judgement Day is inevitable

-- Terminator 3
2016-10-31
Remember your old friend - Injun Joe?

-- The Adventures of Mark Twain
2016-10-31
We're leavin.

-- Event Horizon
2016-10-31
Fell deeds awake. Now for wrath, now for ruin, and the red dawn. Forth, Eorlingas!

-- Theodin, Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
2016-10-31
Women - can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em.

-- True Lies
2016-10-31
Relax. Relax!

-- Terminator 3
2016-10-31
Did you have any luck with the bomb?
Yeah, it didn't go off.

-- Speed
2016-10-31
Stop cheering me up!

-- True Lies
2016-10-31
You like it? It's my first.

-- The Terminator
2016-10-31
I think she's pretty.

-- Alice in Wonderland
2016-10-08
See Luto? There's nothing to be afraid of.
Augh
Luto?

-- Labyrinth
2016-10-08
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. I was a recall coordinator. My job was to apply the formula. A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply it by the probable rate of failure, B, then multiply the result by the average out of court settlement, C. A x B x C = X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.

-- Fight Club
2016-10-08
Wait a minute? Is that right?
I don't know, I've never understood it!

-- Labyrinth
2016-10-08
Give it to me straight doctor, don't... sugar coat it.
Very well. Your entire family died when a plane, piloted by your fiance, crashed into your uninsured home. And you have inoperable cancer.

-- Futurama 02x01
2016-10-08
Yes, if by allow you mean force.
[Excessive hammering]

-- Futurama 02x01
2016-10-08
Eh, no problem. Unh.

-- Labyrinth
2016-10-08
Hey Paul!

-- Patrick Bateman, American Psycho
2016-09-24
I don't know.
You don't know or you don't care?
Pick one.

-- X-Men
2016-09-24
I gave you the chance of aiding me willingly, but you have elected the way of pain!

-- Saurumon, Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
2016-09-24
Out of order?! Fuck!
Even in the future nothing works!

-- Spaceballs
2016-09-24
That's illegal you know.
Uh... well only if you get caught.

-- X-Men Days of Future Past
2016-09-24
Well, thank you very much, it's very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.

-- The Princess Bride
2016-09-24
It's cool but it's disgusting.

-- Quicksilver, X-Men Days of Future Past
2016-09-24
Now what do you suggest we do? Spank it?

- Bones, Star Trek The Motion Picture
2016-09-24
I'm tired... and old.

-- The Adventures of Mark Twain
2016-09-24
Do you know how to use that thing?
Yes. The pointy end goes into the other man.
This is going to take a lot of work.

-- The Mask of Zorro
2016-04-27
No, it's right. I figured it out. I could never do it before! I think I'm getting smarter! It's a piece of cake! Aaaaahh!

-- The Labyrinth
2016-04-27
Sleep...Sleep...Sleep...Sleep...Sleep...

-- They Live
2016-04-18
-- Nichijou, Episode 2
2016-04-17
What sort of improvements have been made in Flynn... I mean, um, ENCOM OS-12?
This year we put a "12" on the box.

-- Tron Legacy
2016-04-17
They will break upon this fortress like water on rock. Saruman's hordes will pillage and burn, we've seen it before. Crops can be resown. Homes rebuilt. Within these walls, we will outlast them.

-- Theodin, Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
2016-04-14
Alice: But I don't want to go among mad people!
Cheshire Cat: Oh you can't help that. Most everyone's mad here. You may have noticed that I'm not all there myself.

-- Alice in Wonderland
2016-04-06
Why? Probably because it sounds scary.

-- True Lies
2016-04-06
Two weeks.

-- Total Recall
2016-03-18
You have disentried disrecognized space. Emergencies dispatched.

-- Aeon Flux 03x03 - Thanataphobia
2016-03-18
Outside the boundary walls, a desert. A cursed earth. Inside the walls, a cursed city, stretching from Boston to Washington D.C. An unbroken concrete landscape. 800 million people living in the ruin of the old world and the mega structures of the new one.

-- Dredd
2016-03-14
You watched it, you can't un-watch it!

-- Futurama 03x18
2016-03-14
Oh, blithery poop, my cowardly lobster! You don't need courage. After all, who needs courage when you have a gun?

-- Professor Farnsworth, Futurama 03x18
2016-03-09
Zoidberg: More.
Fry: There aren't any more. And there never will be.

-- Futurama 01x06
2016-02-15
All units, go autistic after we're in.

-- Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex 01x24
2016-02-15
You, you're in cyberbrain autistic mode?
Uh-huh.

-- Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex 01x11
2016-02-15
Yeah, yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.

-- Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
2016-02-05
Oh, what a lie!

-- Labyrinth
2016-01-24
Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.

-- Dr Weir, Event Horizon
2016-01-18
Warned ya. Get up, you're headed for the cubes.

-- Dredd
2015-12-16
Sgt. Hartman: Do any of you people know who Charles Whitman was? ... None of you dumbasses knows? Private Cowboy.

Pvt. Cowboy: Sir, he was that guy who shot all those people from that tower in Austin Texas, sir!

Sgt. Hartman: That's affirmative. Charles Whitman killed 12 people from a 28 story observation tower at the University of Texas from distances of up to 400 yards. Anybody know who Lee Harvey Oswald was? Private Snowball.

Pvt. Snowball: Sir, he shot Kennedy, sir!

Sgt. Hartman: That's right, and do you know how far away he was?

Pvt. Snowball: Sir, it was pretty far, from that book suppository building, sir! [crowd laughs]

Sgt. Hartman: All right, knock it off. 250 feet. He was 250 feet away and shooting at a moving target. Oswald got off three rounds with an old Italian bolt action rifle in only six seconds and scored two hits, including a head shot. Do any of you people know where these individuals learned how to shoot? Private Joker.

Pvt. Joker: Sir, in the marines, sir!

Sgt. Hartman: In the marines, outstanding. Those individuals showed what one motivated marine and his rifle can do. And before you ladies leave my island, you'll all be able to do the same thing!

-- Full Metal Jacket
2015-12-16
Are you quitting on me? Well are you? Then quit you slimy fucking walrus looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! Now! Move it! I'm gonna rip your balls off so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world!

-- Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Full Metal Jacket
2015-12-16
The Matrix is a system, Neo. That system is our enemy. But when you're inside, you look around, what do you see? Businessmen, teachers, lawyers, carpenters - the very minds of the people we are trying to save. But until we do, these people are still a part of that system and that makes them our enemy. You have to understand most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system that they will fight to protect it.

-- Morpheus, The Matrix
2015-12-16
Indiana Jones: It belongs in a museum!
Panama Hat: So do you!

-- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
2015-12-16
Cohagen: Yes, what is it?
Underling: Sir, the oxygen level is bottoming out in sector G - what do you want me to do about it?
Cohagen: Don't do anything.
Underling: But they won't last an hour sir.
Cohagen: Fuck 'em.

-- Total Recall
2015-12-15
2015-11-28
Princess Buttercup: Admit it!
Man in Black: With pride. What can I do for you?

-- The Princess Bride
2015-08-16
2015-07-20
Tyler Durden: Oh, I get it. It's very clever.
Narrator: Oh, Thank you.
Tyler Durden: How's that working out for you?
Narrator: What?
Tyler Durden: Being clever.
Narrator: Great.
Tyler Durden: Keep it up then. Right up.

-- Fight Club
2015-07-16
Bender: You gotta give me a do-over!
Craps Dealer: Sorry, the house limit is three do-overs.

-- Futurama 01x10
2015-07-11
Dwayne: But perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you!
Leela: No. We're on the top.
Fry: Daylight and everything.
Dwayne: Oh.

-- Futurama 02x01
2015-06-27
Your honor I object!
And why is that Mr. Reed?
Because it's devastating to my case!
Overruled.
Good call!

-- Liar Liar
2015-06-27
Welcome to real life.

-- Lonestar, Spaceballs
2015-06-27
Sir?
What?
Are we being to literal?
No you fool, we're following orders. We were told to comb the desert so we're combing it.
Found anything yet?
Nothing yet, sir!
How about you?
Not a thing, sir!
What about you guys?
We ain't found shit!

-- Spaceballs
2015-06-27
Excellent. I-I-I-I mean... too bad.

- Chekov, Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
2015-06-27
My teacher tells me real beauty's on the inside.
That's just something ugly people say.

-- Liar Liar
2015-06-27
Stop breaking the law asshole!

-- Liar Liar
2015-06-27
400 years ago on the planet earth, workers who felt their livelihood threatened by automation flung their wooden shoes called 'sabot' into the machines to stop them. Hence the word 'sabotage'.

- Lieutenant Valeris, Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
2015-06-27
Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?

-- Spock, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
2015-06-26
Don't go on. Go back while you still can. This is not the way. Take heed, and go no further. Beware. Beware.

-- Stone faces, Labyrinth
2015-05-26
I understood the word 'hat'!

-- Fry, Futurama 01x11
2015-05-24
Professor: Consider the philosophical and metaphysical ramifications of the-
Fry: Banana! Banana! Banana!

-- Futurama 01x11
2015-05-24
Please. Everyone knows that 20th century colleges were basically expensive daycare centers.

-- Leela, Futurama 01x11
2015-05-24
What?! That's not not fair! I deserve the same respect any other college dropout gets.

-- Fry, Futurama 01x11
2015-05-24
I'm a certified college dropout.

-- Fry, Futurama 01x11
2015-05-23
Do you have a minute? I live in Jersey City and my car broke down and I need to get back cause my aunt's real sick and she needs this medicine but I need money for the bus, so I'm mugging you. Hand over your wallets!

-- Futurama 04x04
2015-05-19
Your Honor, it's all true: My female incompetence, Zapp's cat-like reflexes, the stuff that made no sense, all of it.
[Crowd gasps/buckawks]

-- Leela, Futurama 02x02
2015-01-22
How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?

-- Dark Helmet, Spaceballs
2015-01-22
I didn't build the fucking thing!

-- Kyle Reese, The Terminator
2014-12-31
2015?! You mean we're in the future?!

-- Marty McFly, Back to the Future Part II
2014-12-31
It's about the future, isn't it!?

-- Doc Brown, Back to the Future
2014-12-31
I'm in the future

-- Jennifer Parker, Back to the Future Part II
2014-11-25
I have seen it many times... with horses

-- Azeem, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
2014-11-25
You've got balls of solid rock

-- Little John, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
2014-11-25
Oh, right! Of course, IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT YOU, ISN'T IT?

-- Sir Alexander Dane, Galaxy Quest
2014-06-22
I'm sorry... I don't remember any of it.
You don't remember!?
For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life, but for me, it was Tuesday.
0_0

-- Street Fighter
2014-06-21
Soon we'll be able to look back on this and laugh.
*step* *step* *step* *step*
Hahahahhahahahaaaaa

-- Bender, Futurama 02x02
2014-06-21
The secret is to stop giving a rats ass about anyone else and start of the things you want, that you deserve, that the world owes you.

-- Bender, Futurama 02x01
2014-06-12
It's very simple, the ad gets into your brain just like this liquid gets into this egg. *bam*

-- Professor Farnsworth, Futurama 01x06
2014-06-12
Captain, may I have a word with you?
No.
It's an emergency, sir.
Come back when it' a catastrophe!
[explosion]
Uehhh very well *chair scoot*

-- Futurama, 01x10
2014-06-10
*Sniff*

-- Zombieland
2014-06-10
Maybe you can't understand this, but I've finally found what I need to be happy and it's not friends - it's things.

-- Fry, Futurama 01x06
2014-06-10
Toodeloo! ... Dumbass

-- Mom, Futurama 01x06
2014-06-10
Hmmm, what's thirteen times nine?
One hundred seventeen.
Good answer.

-- Aeon Flux
2014-06-10
Who's laughing now? Aauuuuh! Aauuuuughaaaa! Aughnhnhnnaa!

-- Ash, Evil Dead II
2014-05-26
So what happens when the caring meter drops to zero?
No one in the world will care anymore.

-- The Care Bears Movie
2014-05-26
And now they're gone!

-- Bender, Futurama 01x03
2014-05-26
What?! You've lost me, I don't know what the hell you're talking about!

-- Nameless helicopter pilot, Ghost in The Shell
2014-05-26
AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRUUUUUUAAAUUUUUU

-- Arnold Schwarzenegger, Predator
2014-05-26
The caring meter dropped, two whole points!
[gasps]
A lot of people must have suddenly just... stopped caring
Oh what could have caused that?

-- The Care Bears Movie
2014-05-26
*Wa-ching-click-ching*
*Clicketclackityclackclick*

-- American guy's fingers, Ghost in the Shell
2014-05-26
Grumpy Bear! Grumpy Bear!
Ouch! Owowowowowow...
The caring meter is down to 5! If it reaches zero, Care-a-lot is finished!
And no one will care anymore...

-- The Care Bears Movie
2014-05-26
Cause there's no god and your idiotic human ideals are laughable! Haahahaahahaha!

-- Bender, Futurama 01x07
2014-05-26
You.. you you.. bungling blockhead!

-- Archimedes, The Sword In The Stone
2014-04-20
I have an excellent idea: let's change the subject.

-- The March Hare, Alice in Wonderland
2014-04-12
But don't call asking what the object of the game is, figuring that out is the object of the game. Good luck and congratulations on choosing CRS

-- The Game
2014-04-12
I've had enough! I'm going to bed!

-- Labyrinth
2014-04-12
Ariel!

-- King Triton, The Little Mermaid
2014-04-12
The Search For More Money

-- Yogurt, Spaceballs
2014-04-12
My poor little poopsies!

-- Ursula, The Little Mermaid
2014-04-12
I just don't see how a world that makes such wonderful things.. could be bad

-- Ariel, The Little Mermaid
2014-04-12
I'm an old man.

-- Squirrelin, The Sword in the Stone
2014-04-12
Pardon my French, but you're an asshole!

-- Cameron, Ferris Bueller's Day Off
2014-04-12
Ahahahhah ahahahah ahahahha *plop*

-- Vizzini, The Princess Bride
2014-04-12
Is it really me? Is it really you? Hey you've put on a little weight

-- Charlie, All Dogs Go To Heaven
2014-04-12
We'll have to look into this *flip smash* AHAaaAA!

-- The Mad Hatter, Alice in Wonderland
2014-04-12
Well... there goes Bill.

-- Dodo, Alice in Wonderland
2014-02-18
We're not just doing this for money... we're doing it for a shitload of money!

-- Lonestar, Spaceballs
2014-02-18
Wow.
What?
Suddenly my life doesn't look that bad.

-- X-Men
2014-02-18
Goddamn cellular fucking phones!

-- John McClane, Die Hard: With a Vengeance
2014-02-18
Think of it as a challenge.

-- Aeon Flux
2014-02-18
Them's my rightful property! It's not fair!
No, it isn't... but that's the way it is.

-- Labyrinth
2014-02-18
Incendiary.

-- Dredd