The situation: you're watching tv eating crackers of some kind. You drop one and reach down to pick it up, but you actually pick up a different one that has been sitting on the floor for weeks. You do not realize this until your teeth meet soggy dust filled cracker.
What's that? That's never happened to you and the comic makes no sense? Oh. Sorry.
Transcript:
Comic 'Five Second Rule (A Haiku)'
Panel 1
I drop a goldfish.
Panel 2
Recover an older one.
Panel 3
It is centipedes.
What's that? That's never happened to you and the comic makes no sense? Oh. Sorry.
Transcript:
Comic 'Five Second Rule (A Haiku)'
Panel 1
I drop a goldfish.
Panel 2
Recover an older one.
Panel 3
It is centipedes.
Comments
Belogna or many other names2011-04-30 15:24:50
What the fuck.
somedude2011-04-30 15:32:04
Step 1: Get a cat.
Doctor Doodler2011-04-30 15:48:37
The snack that smiles back.
Eksi2011-04-30 20:33:22
Five day rule.
.2011-04-30 20:40:43
Sorry Badspot
I Was Just Mad Truce?
I Was Just Mad Truce?
Ryan2011-05-01 05:46:40
Darn. I read them all. What now? T_T
Spocksgirlfriend2011-05-01 18:45:05
The horror.
PowerDag2011-05-01 22:47:35
I follow the 0-second rule.
Meaning I never eat food off the floor.
Meaning I never eat food off the floor.
TheScout2011-05-02 20:36:18
Oh god, this
Zuggy2011-05-05 23:55:53
Here's a solution. Eat Cheez-its instead, They're better and harder to drop.
Kniaz2011-05-08 03:51:49
Eat air, maybe?
TheScout2011-05-22 21:34:00
Shut up Zuggy
Goldfish is fucking delicious
Goldfish is fucking delicious
MegaScience2011-05-24 18:08:42
Your comics are getting so scary... Like a monologue of your life...
james41152011-05-26 16:07:08
AND THEN IT WAS CENTIPEDES
AND THEN YOU WERE CENTIPEDES
AND THEN WORLD WAS CENTIPEDES
AND THEN YOU WERE CENTIPEDES
AND THEN WORLD WAS CENTIPEDES
Mega Bear2011-06-12 16:05:55
It's a gold fish. I would still eat the thing.
Goku!2011-06-12 19:57:46
Lol, nearly like eating cicedas. o.o
Alpha Command2011-06-17 09:12:02
Good thing I have dogs. This will never happen to me :D
Mady022011-07-18 19:05:25
EWWWWWWW D:
BenCutlery2012-02-17 20:42:21
It's the second panel where the REAL comedy genius is.
Dud2012-03-02 08:39:02
I never look at goldfish the same way again thanks Badspot.
Morningstar2012-04-19 11:03:15
Wow. That is so true. But usually I realize before I eat the gross old one. Bleh.
Lozenge2012-07-18 17:13:40
Why tables exist.
PixelCrunch2016-12-12 16:44:17
I have a -1 second rule, meaning a NEVER eat off the floor, like, ever...if it falls on the floor, it doesn't exist anymore to me.