"I haven't finished it yet. Does anyone have any pointers...for a GIRL BTW."

Sorry, I only have experience playing games as a dude. I have absolutely no idea how a girl would go about playing something. I suppose you could just, I dunno, rub the controller against your chest or something? Would that work?

But seriously, this isn't a forum. It's a comments section, for commenting on the comic. If you just want to chat about your hobbies and your gender, do so in a place suited to such conversation.

WHY DIDN'T SHE JUST DO THAT?

Sorry Badspot
I Was Just Mad Truce?

Five day rule.

What The F*** U Just Say To ME!

"None Of Your Busniss (IP: 67.204.235.99) 2011-04-29 19:32:56
Badspot ur Bad Person You Siad A Swear In A Kids Program Thats Ileagal"

oh jesus christ that is so fucking funny

The snack that smiles back.

Step 1: Get a cat.

What the fuck.

Badspot ur Bad Person You Siad A Swear In A Kids Program Thats Ileagal

My first playthrough my entire squad survived just by matching the roles to what I knew of their skills and personalities...and everyone but Chakwas that the Collectors had taken got liquefied, because I had no idea there was a time limit. There weren't any other time limits in this game, or the first, outside of individual missions; how was I supposed to know that people would get pureed if I did the missions in the wrong order?
Anyway, remember to do everyone else's loyalty missions before you recruit Legion.

Also, try to finish off the Human Reaper as fast as possible. There isn't a specific time limit, but your rear guard is actually fighting for the entire time you're in there, so if you take too long they'll start to die. If you've actually assigned all their skill points and they're all loyal everyone but Mordin has a good chance of survival (he always hated those "hold the line" speeched), so take the doctor with you in the final battle or send him to escort the surviving crew.

oh wow this is getting funnier and funnier replies every day
at least i can say i was one of the first to see this

I wouldn't mind information on your blood type and health of your liver...

Who did you do the Co-op with?

It's P-Body!!!

poop :D

No! The one on the far right is active. It's only blinking.

No its the one on the far left ... turrets are always active.

It's obviously the one on the far right. Look how suspicious it is, fools.

Is it the tall one?! I bet it's the tall one!

Quick! Which one of these isn't a turret?

You know, advanced studies have shown that besides the risk of irresponsible spending, giving money to a homeless person will hurt them more than benefit them.

Reason why?
They will be forced to live through more hardship because of a prolonged life. Am I saying that because I hate/discriminate against homeless people? No. The best thing to do is encourage them to join some kind of a promotional program.

I would just like to say I personally wear high ponies a lot because they look cuter on me. I'm not saying that it is directly on top of my head but it's between the third and fourth one. I have over a 4.0 and I am very intelligent. this has no scientific basis. thanks:)

This made me totally laugh, meow.

Kyp is right. Daddy longlegs are insects which have 6 legs, spiders have 8 legs :P

D*MN.. Thought It was gonna crash.

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Wow... I always wear my hair like the last picture (above average). That's probably just because I'm usually to lazy to put it in a high ponytail. Haha. I'm in a lot of honors/AP classes but I don't think that really means anything. I do like how this diagram is set up though.

you just insulted that spider's home and livelihood! you bastard!

A web that catches...LIESSS

Daddy Longlegs aren't spiders. Just fyi.

OMG this really happened to me! I felt a slight tap tap tapping on my ear and suddenly the damn earwig was crawling into my earhole... I yanked those headphones off my head so freaking fast and shuddered for like 30 minutes! ewwwww!

I find it interesting that some people still like impersonating me even though their IP addresses show up on their posts. Quite sad if you ask me. Go play the new game called outside, children.

That spider needs more eyes.

Spiders don't have thoraxes.

spiderwebs are awesome...

plus..for arachnaphobes...having old spiderwebs everywhere can discourage new spiders...so eventually you'll have a house full of webs and no spiders...

i like spiders though...they eat the nasty things :)

I have the middle one. But the only reason I tie it up high is because my hair is long and gets pretty messy. I never understood people who can bear to tie their hair low eg the first from the right. Because I get hot and bothered with the hair behind my neck and it really depends as well the place you are from. Where I am from, it is a hot climate all year round. The first two is just dumb but the other 3, I don't see how intelligence and the angle correlates. Also, I have encountered peers with hair tied like the first from the right but are deemed messy and prove this theory (at least for the three) is pretty baseless and done just to target at ppl with he first two hairstyles.

You women are painfully beautiful, always in their underwear, and LESBIANS, but they never do anything (except dry hump in that Mass Effect one). This comic series is kinda like hell.

Omg you sir are a legend! love all your comics

"For all the cobwebs I've seen in my life, I've never seen a cob."

Regarding cobweb building spiders
http://www.cirrusimage.com/spider_cobweb_Enoplognatha_ovata.htm
http://www.cirrusimage.com/spider_cobweb_Steatoda.htm
http://www.cirrusimage.com/spider_cobweb_Theridion.htm

Oh, god.

uggghhhhh, thank you, so much. Because I didn't despise earwigs enough without the mental image of 32 of them crawling around my intestines or something...

i love this so mush.

Oh, dear. Is this true? I sure hope not.

Thank god I dont live with earwigs.

Ryan, maybe you live a place where there are no earwigs.

I'm the above average one. lol

It's My D**k in a box!

This is total bullshit. Don't believe him. Seriously, POCKET LINT? What do they do with it after? Eat it? There's no colony inside of me, I'm sure it would cause health problems. It's would be a parasitic relationship. Nice job freaking everyone out though :p

32 earwigs... That would be scary.

This is exactly why I recommend a daily teaspoon of Works Toilet Bowl Cleaner.

Really?

Aw come on.

""I Dont Want To Offend You In Any Given Way, But Many Girls Have Hair Like This... How Could You Prove That These Hair Styles Really Prove Something, I mean would this prove anything if a smart person one day wore her hair like this?...""

Well obviously, if you're saying this, that means you are either the first one or the second one. Dear, the point is that a "smart" person would not wear their hair like that. if you can comprehend that...

Who is Kompressor?

Intrests, what kind of pc you have(:D), what games we can have contact with you in, that stuff. maybe the job you have too.

Gah Ow!

My wife wears the 2nd one. I hate it...I call it the palm tree. Now I have proof...she is retarded!

See "Name"

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What are you guys talking about he's comparing the quantity of teeth to earwigs.

I didn't need my teeth anyway.

I like it. I actually think I enjoy these more than the colored ones.

It's more likely than you think.

Earwigs, in MY body?

Any possibility you could stabilize the engine so that it doesn't crash?

I am going to knock my teeth out now. No more earwigs for me!

What difference would 41 cents make? They ask us for 2 a month here. Not that I'd donate to cancer research. So you all get cancer. Buahahaha

She looked like pure evil in that last panel. It would've had more effect if she laughed evilly at the end.

Should mention i don't always wear my hair like that and i am a university student studying computing and only girl in my class!

I think i'm gunna cry, my hair right now is in a high ponytail!

Sorry. I forgot mentioning I was talking about RomShelf.

Badspot, I can't get it running Mess. I've already done the rom compiling part, but every emulator I try to run doesn't run either. I could use some help here. Also thank you for the iniciative.

IT'S GONNA LAY EGGS IN YOUR EAR DEAR GOD HAVE MERCY DDD:

she's hot ;-)

6 million dead for some laughs?that isn't funny

Lmao.

blockLAND FUCKING COOL BADSPOT

Ehm. I wear my pony on the top of my head - to the side actually. I am going to school for computer engineering and am on the dean's list. I'm also on the dance team. It is possible for girls to not wear their hair like a fashionably inept feminist and be intelligent.

that was great

I will never wear headphones ever again.
Fuq you >:c

Last but not least, when you get to the "Last Stand" part, make sure of 2 things.

A: leave behind both garrus and Grunt and Saheed, while they are awesome, they are also the best survivors in the game, and they boost the survival of the other squadmates.

B: Take Miranda with you if you plan on blowing up the collector base (her giving the middle finger to the Illusive man is just plain awesome)

C: Whoever you take with you HAS TO BE LOYAL, after the last boss dies, anyone with you that is not loyal dies, when shepard jumps to the ship if none of your friends are there to catch you, you die.

I hope that helped. :)

D: When you are going to the area infested with giant robot insect swarms, you need a strong biotic, only 2 people are good here: Samara (Legendary Asari Justicar, and the biggest pair of...... heels in the galaxy) or Jack / Subject Zero (shaved girl, serious sociopatic issues)

Finnaly, there will be a second spot where you again have to choose a leader, again the only good choises are miranda, jacob, and garrus, anyone esle would die.

B: when choosing who leads the secondary squad, you have to choose someone who is used to giving orders and knows about tactics. Only 3 are good for that, Miranda (Who is a cerberus officer and a bossy snub to boot) Jacob (Who before working with cerberus was an Alliance Corsair Captain) and Garrus (Who before being recruited was leading a 10man team on Omega to cap gansters) Choosing a poor leader will cause that leader to die by a gunshot to the chest.

C: when you are choosing who will escort Chakwas and the rest of the crew back to the ship, send Mordin. He's REALLY fragile and even if loyal has a really high chance of getting killed on the last stand.

Fourth, you have to select the correct operatives for the diferent tasks on the final mission.

A: for traveling in the ducts and hackign the door, you have to select someone good with computers, only 3 people are good on that, Tali (her race is a race of mechanics) Legion (he IS a computer with 1100 programs on it) and Katsumi (Master thief and supreme hacker) If you choose anyone else, they will hack the door open but wont be able to shut it fast enough and will have a rocket to the face.

Secondly you have to upgrade the ship, buy the Upgraded shields, weapons and armor. If you dont, then when you start the final mission, before you even land on the collector base, 3 of your squadmembers die. (Who dies is semi-random, but it's usually either legion, thane, tali, jack, or kasumi, selected randomly) To Upgrade the ship completely, you have to harvest A LOT of minerals, it's a complete pain, while there are no cheat codes there are some "Trainers" that allow you to have 500.000 of every mineral to speed things up.

Third, you have to secure the loyalty of EVERY-SINGLE-SQUADMATE. There is a point in the final mission in wich you take 2 with you and the rest does a final stand, in this final stand, whoever is not loyal will get iced.

@Masseffectgirl.

I dunno if it's too late for this tip but here's what you gotta do to complete Mass Effect 2 without anyone dieing.

First of all, when your crew gets kidnapped, you have to start the final mission IMIDIETLY. If you do any side-quest or main-quest AFTER they have been kidnapped, about half the crew dies. If you do 2 side-quests or main-quests AFTER they have been kidnapped, then almost all the crew dies exept for Doctor Chakwas and Kelly.

do more than 2 quests and everyone but Chakwas dies.

I'm sure that was some sort of healing crme.

Lol ^

:c

I remember watching someone play Penumbra on a Livestream. He talked about him eating a small bag of chips. After 3 minutes of blind eating, he looks in the bag to find Earwigs crawling around inside. He stared at them for 30 seconds then screamed.

That was funny to listen to.

awsome

It's either an earwig or a seti eel larvae.

LMAO @ Roflcopter!!!!