The coping mechanism is called evil.
Ms.Checker: Your total comes to $49.59, wuold you like to round up to $50 to donate to cancer research?
Ms.Antrhope: No, thank you.
Ms.Checker: Do you need any help with that today?
Ms.Anthrope: No, I can manage
Ms.Checker: Have a nice day
Ms.Anthrope: You too.
Ms.Anthrope: Unless you get cancer...