The names are real but the characters have been changed to protect the innocent.
Ms.Coop: Are you ready to play yet?
Ms.PvP: I'm still creating a character. I can't come up with a good name.
Ms.Coop: Ah, a crucial step. I try to make my character's name reflect how I plan to interact with other players
Ms.PvP: ... ok I've got something
Ms.Coop: Great! See you in game
[In game names appear as GigglePounce for Ms.Coop and Napalm_Douche for Ms.PvP]