It is Karen

Darn. I read them all. What now? T_T

This is total bullshit. Don't believe him. Seriously, POCKET LINT? What do they do with it after? Eat it? There's no colony inside of me, I'm sure it would cause health problems. It's would be a parasitic relationship. Nice job freaking everyone out though :p

32 earwigs... That would be scary.