IT'S GONNA LAY EGGS IN YOUR EAR DEAR GOD HAVE MERCY DDD:

she's hot ;-)

6 million dead for some laughs?that isn't funny

Lmao.

blockLAND FUCKING COOL BADSPOT

Ehm. I wear my pony on the top of my head - to the side actually. I am going to school for computer engineering and am on the dean's list. I'm also on the dance team. It is possible for girls to not wear their hair like a fashionably inept feminist and be intelligent.

that was great

I will never wear headphones ever again.
Fuq you >:c

Last but not least, when you get to the "Last Stand" part, make sure of 2 things.

A: leave behind both garrus and Grunt and Saheed, while they are awesome, they are also the best survivors in the game, and they boost the survival of the other squadmates.

B: Take Miranda with you if you plan on blowing up the collector base (her giving the middle finger to the Illusive man is just plain awesome)

C: Whoever you take with you HAS TO BE LOYAL, after the last boss dies, anyone with you that is not loyal dies, when shepard jumps to the ship if none of your friends are there to catch you, you die.

I hope that helped. :)

D: When you are going to the area infested with giant robot insect swarms, you need a strong biotic, only 2 people are good here: Samara (Legendary Asari Justicar, and the biggest pair of...... heels in the galaxy) or Jack / Subject Zero (shaved girl, serious sociopatic issues)

Finnaly, there will be a second spot where you again have to choose a leader, again the only good choises are miranda, jacob, and garrus, anyone esle would die.

B: when choosing who leads the secondary squad, you have to choose someone who is used to giving orders and knows about tactics. Only 3 are good for that, Miranda (Who is a cerberus officer and a bossy snub to boot) Jacob (Who before working with cerberus was an Alliance Corsair Captain) and Garrus (Who before being recruited was leading a 10man team on Omega to cap gansters) Choosing a poor leader will cause that leader to die by a gunshot to the chest.

C: when you are choosing who will escort Chakwas and the rest of the crew back to the ship, send Mordin. He's REALLY fragile and even if loyal has a really high chance of getting killed on the last stand.

Fourth, you have to select the correct operatives for the diferent tasks on the final mission.

A: for traveling in the ducts and hackign the door, you have to select someone good with computers, only 3 people are good on that, Tali (her race is a race of mechanics) Legion (he IS a computer with 1100 programs on it) and Katsumi (Master thief and supreme hacker) If you choose anyone else, they will hack the door open but wont be able to shut it fast enough and will have a rocket to the face.

Secondly you have to upgrade the ship, buy the Upgraded shields, weapons and armor. If you dont, then when you start the final mission, before you even land on the collector base, 3 of your squadmembers die. (Who dies is semi-random, but it's usually either legion, thane, tali, jack, or kasumi, selected randomly) To Upgrade the ship completely, you have to harvest A LOT of minerals, it's a complete pain, while there are no cheat codes there are some "Trainers" that allow you to have 500.000 of every mineral to speed things up.

Third, you have to secure the loyalty of EVERY-SINGLE-SQUADMATE. There is a point in the final mission in wich you take 2 with you and the rest does a final stand, in this final stand, whoever is not loyal will get iced.

@Masseffectgirl.

I dunno if it's too late for this tip but here's what you gotta do to complete Mass Effect 2 without anyone dieing.

First of all, when your crew gets kidnapped, you have to start the final mission IMIDIETLY. If you do any side-quest or main-quest AFTER they have been kidnapped, about half the crew dies. If you do 2 side-quests or main-quests AFTER they have been kidnapped, then almost all the crew dies exept for Doctor Chakwas and Kelly.

do more than 2 quests and everyone but Chakwas dies.

I'm sure that was some sort of healing crme.

Lol ^

:c

I remember watching someone play Penumbra on a Livestream. He talked about him eating a small bag of chips. After 3 minutes of blind eating, he looks in the bag to find Earwigs crawling around inside. He stared at them for 30 seconds then screamed.

That was funny to listen to.

awsome

It's either an earwig or a seti eel larvae.

LMAO @ Roflcopter!!!!

I already have evil in my ears. Any earwig that enters is obliterated.

Earwigs are not evil, they are amazing, i think it just wanted to listen to some beats....

<:O

Why are there bugs in his house? :(

Aww FUCK

Agh now i cant put my headphones on without checking thats there are no evil creatures waiting :(

DON'T DO IT JIM! DON'T PUT THE HEADPHONES ON!

I've done this before... several times...
...OH GOD IT'S INSIDE ME! D:

oh boy oh boy

Oh lordy. ._.

deleters!!!!! lol thats why theres trust now

Fact: Cobwebs help keep a house clean, as they catch dust. Without them, your house would be dusty.

Poor spider.

The theoretical zero point is what made this.

:(
He so saaaad

Noblaum, that question was asked almost 2 years ago.

@Alex: L4D was up North, L4D2 is down South.

@TheQuestion The posts above you all say that. You must be slow.

The IRC Auto-Bans people. You must have done something to annoy it like excessive caps.

Daddy Longlegs are fucking cool, bro.

ok that just looks wrong

is that dude retarded?

finally something that destroys the titanic besides the iceberg

maybe that's a bald woman...?

YESSS!!!!!!!!YESYESYESYESYES!!!!!!!! FLCL REFERENCE! FAN-FUCKING-TASTIC!

normally i hate spiders, but this one needs a hug, preferably by another spider

:sadface:

This comic changes nothing.
Daddy Longlegs are still fucking creepy.

In the transcript, it says:
How could this cathc anything?

Dawwwwww that spider

i feel bad now :'c

Quote from Dippindots(IP: 76.187.216.207):
Why are they always wearing lingerie?
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cheesecake noun
2 : a photographic display of shapely and scantily clothed female figures

Quote from Dippindots (IP: 76.187.216.207):
Why are they always wearing lingerie?
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cheesecake noun
2 : a photographic display of shapely and scantily clothed female figures

I don't think that spiders can cry.

A web that catches flies.

It catches dust. What could be more convenient?

Poor spider!

Why must you use "retarded" to describe something "stupid" or "idiotic?" I believe it's your vocabulary that's "retarded."

woot comment number gazzlion! beat that!

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

For some reason, I really want to play Advice on GH

AAAAAH!!!!! I'm arachnaphobic.

the zombie is looking into kaidens ear

I love your ME comics. <33

Joe: constipation
Everyone else: HAHAHA, YER CRACKEN US UP!

Missing spider lays eggs in your brain.

your sites fkin retarded

You cut his arms and left foot off D:

5 4 3 2 1 WTF SPOON

Nice one.

A watermelon?

In soviet russia, Spiders have Man sense.

It seems to work fine on Internet Explorer.

Dammit

Well, this cleared out some things for me.

Well, this cleared things yo for me.

lol

WOW this ending is amazing

barf

OH FUCK

Hot

MY EYES, MY EYES.

GAAAAAH

DRAW NAKED PEOPLE WITH HUDGE DICKS GOING UP VJ'S LOL

Wait, I put my ponytail in the first position sometimes...

DARN IT >.<

So this is Lord Tony IRL...

It's like media center software but instead of music/movies, it's for executing roms through emulators through a list as opposed to loading the emulator manually, then loading the rom. It makes playing older games much less annoying by having everything setup to load quickly with a nice GUI.

Jasa, scroll up. Already mentioned.

@Dippindots: I'm so thin, I sort of have that shape... Sort of. Not as pronounced, though. :D

your satires are perfect because of the jerks that take the beating some small but slaps might work for some and not others, said as was good work. Keep your drawing a very good talent to have!!!

I find this super entertaining.

dawwwwww!

yay another wall of text everybody will tl;dr past

@alex that's exactly what he's telling you to do
all this does is provide a gui to launch an emulator (zsnes) and the rom to go with the emulator,effectively launching the emulator and game at the same time. this is "NOT" an emulator itself.

So true and funny.

Beautiful. Thank you again.
I'll repeat what someone else said - these are better than all the comics that are officially tied to BioWare (Penny Arcade, Redemption, etc). I can quantify that simply by how often I hit "refresh" to check for new stuff (here, more than once a day; the others, uh, never).

Actually it seems very true. I have to agree.

Fantastic. Any chance you can put up panel 1 as well?

Thank you!

So, the uglier your hairstyle, the smarter you are?