The "Theoretical Zero Point" and "Retarded" made me laugh :D And I too have noticed a correlation between ponytail height and average intelligence. Of course correlation does not imply causation, but preconceptions based on appearance can nevertheless be quite amusing.
Well, at least you had Kelly to try and cheer you up - though your little one night stand with her felt kind of dirty; Kelly's a bit of a freak. (and I may be a murderer, but I don't objectify the women I swoon over - I fealt like I might as well have picked her up in a bar)
Well in the game one of the dialogues said it was originally based on the Protheans, but when that failed they began converting it into a human reaper.
Realy now you should go fill his bed room with junk and he will say, "Momy come quick the boogyman came and filled my room with gallons of junk, but i think its my junk, AND IT SMELLS LIKE BLOOD AHH.
I'd prefer we, instead, has the Male Model as some dungeon boss. And there would be a way to make him naked, which would be a secondary, secret way to defeat him. Then, everyone would keep away for fear of causing male nudity and the few people who did make it would get to be called gay.
If only it were logical to suggest you make comics of other games. This is hilarious, but I have never played either of the Mass Effect games. As such, I can't go "LOL! You should totally do *something in Mass Effect 2*."
But, as it stands, the previous statement seems correct: It's melting the WHOLE fruit... icky.