Eli2011-01-20 22:58:12
Terracotta Terracotta Terracotta PIE
Eli2011-01-20 22:57:34
SO MUCH FAKE BLOOD....eh i think it might be chocolate ya know
Eli2011-01-20 22:56:17
SO which one are you more like the blond or the brunette?
Eli2011-01-20 22:55:48
HA HA wow this is aweosme
jake2011-01-20 17:45:26
Weeeeee!

GAAAH! IT'S LIKE SANDPAPER!!
Jo2011-01-20 17:40:08
I love the Dry-humping blur effect.
Shan2011-01-20 13:27:23
My friends and I used to call the first one a Unicorn Ponytail. Of course, we were in elementary school at the time.
m2011-01-20 09:25:14
same here :)
2011-01-20 07:36:51
makes me feel good about the way I wear my hair ;)
Eli2011-01-20 00:38:33
lol HA!! this made me laugh so hard :) great job
Eli2011-01-20 00:37:04
Hmmmm wow i actually would like to see that...not trying to be perverted but i think itwould be interesting
Eli2011-01-20 00:32:26
lol I like the WEEEE part great job
Comrade2011-01-19 18:10:41
So, is it all music by the Pillows?
Ina2011-01-19 16:41:18
the second one can also be an ironic statement...
Bo Ner2011-01-19 14:48:06
The front one is like so Emo!
masseffectboy2011-01-19 01:15:38
I'm not really a girl.
GSR12011-01-18 18:58:21
how about men ponytailing pubic hair?
Aillanna2011-01-18 14:12:39
I so want to agree for the most part with this, and especially the first few examples. Except? I tend to alternate between the last three ponytail styles (from below average to above average) simply depending on my mood and how lazy I feel on a given day.

The "above average" ponytail, requiring the least effort to keep neat, is for my laziest days. What does that say about it (or me), I wonder?
Mike Huntertz2011-01-18 02:43:32
nice, this is really stupid, f'ing dtupid who cares tdisfdhkl ffjsis a piece fof shit
teenage girl2011-01-18 00:38:35
hahaha! i loved this, VERY accurate! and guys, its a joke, get over yourselves! like youve never made fun of someone!
Badspot2011-01-17 22:01:48
So if the vertical ponytail was labeled "Mentally Challenged" would that really make you feel better? Or would you just find some other hippy bullshit to whine about?
not true, and very pointless2011-01-17 20:04:48
Wheres the side ponytail, not much thought put into this
earing and the makeup2011-01-17 19:47:54
Its sad in this day and age, that a joke is made using the word 'retarded'. No one chose to be mentally challenged.

I think that it is completely insensitive, and only illustrates the author's ignorance
2011-01-17 19:30:55
she does, its a little circly orange thing on the bottom of her right sleeve.
Harbinger2011-01-17 17:26:19
Lightning: Seeing as how you can't have a pony tail actually inside your neck, the scale stops there, but there's nothing saying how far above average "above" can or cannot go. Women geniuses exist ^.^
2011-01-17 17:04:27
maybe his internet is slow and double posted acidentally.
Anonymous⥿2011-01-17 14:45:58
ontopic: Lol.
Anonymous⥿2011-01-17 14:45:21
@guybeforeme
Nice name.....
o3o
Anonymous⥿2011-01-17 14:34:09
lawl how many comments can you guys put on one gif?
ontopic:
KAHN!! KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!
Anonymous⥿2011-01-17 11:44:29
@blankdude
Hurr.
Anonymous⥿2011-01-17 11:22:00
Double post not required.
Anonymous⥿2011-01-17 11:18:16
I'm guessing you used Random Brick Color for the cube.
Anonymous⥿2011-01-17 11:17:05
@billycheezit
Orly.
Try scripting an explosive tower in Roblox, then in BL.
Easier, isn't it?
nandi2011-01-17 10:04:20
Well now this is just confusing.. I wear my hair up in every one of those styles,(except its been many years since I've used the first two.)So how do you equate the fact that I seem to be either mostly above average or below average?
TKA2011-01-17 04:22:16
Actually, that school is where Kevin Smith went. I thought it sounded familiar. If I were to go to PAX I'd probably at least grab a flier. I always regret not trying to go to film school.

My 2c :D
Rly?2011-01-17 02:31:23
WTF!!! This is the definition of dumb.
Rly?2011-01-17 02:31:19
WTF!!! This is the definition of dumb.
Anonymous⥿2011-01-16 19:03:47
I don't think Badspot reads comments.
Anonymous⥿2011-01-16 18:59:24
ok.......................
i watch spiders doing that all the time.
commentor2011-01-16 17:21:40
LOL Space Hamster!!!
bug2011-01-16 16:36:57
id say change the intelligent one to has no friends
crapface2011-01-16 14:45:24
They must have been on drugs or something...
crapface2011-01-16 14:38:18
U're damn right...
dhali2011-01-16 00:52:52
Simple
And yet
Very well covered.
Let me make a participation:
When there's a "No Pony Tail" situation, an average heterosexual male or a lesbian female, most likely, starts to drool...
I'm guesing, for some pre-historical genetic reason, a female with her hair down, typically has a confusing effect on those people.
It is a perfectly functioning disguise for a woman, who wants hide anything; including her intelligence.
It is just like a man with a lot of money; they both have a wooing effect on unsatisfied, inadequately grown humans with a comparatively under-developed brain activity and lack of getting laid in their lives.
:)
Just saying...

budunyaninsimarikcocuklari.
ZombiePirate2011-01-16 00:22:23
above average looks like Guybrush Threepwood from Curse of Monkey Island
Smuggler2011-01-15 22:18:58
Um...I don't get it?

Is it just supposed to be hot, or funny too?
bob2011-01-15 21:23:39
its a fury
freewine2011-01-15 21:20:07
no comments!!!
Badspot2011-01-15 16:57:22
I pre-configured everything to run with mess but I did not include it. I would like to include a whole host of emulators so everything is ready to go immediately but that may ruffle a few feathers.
Lightning2011-01-15 16:46:39
I like how the intelligence for women ponytails only goes up to above average but it goes all the way down to theoretical zero. Point; there are no genius women.
Dero2011-01-15 16:45:53
Ah I figured out what I was doing wrong. I am not so smart.
sleeko2011-01-15 16:40:58
ergo: the higher the amount of melanin, in ones skin, the higher the ponytail....duh.
Dero2011-01-15 16:40:34
Looks like the Mess directory (mess.exe) is missing. I dunno, I differ to the expertise of another.
Mansour2011-01-15 16:18:27
It's called 'delusion of reference' http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delusions_of_reference
Bloody Mary2011-01-15 14:31:55
That sounds pretty impressive.
I'll have to give it a try sometime.
Dero2011-01-15 08:25:08
This is what it's like in my dorm room. Only the *BOOM THUMPA* isn't from a stereo system and it comes from more than one direction.
Dero2011-01-15 08:02:05
Aesthetically, this is the best emulator I've ever seen. Now if only I could figure out how to make it work... I'm probably doing something wrong, but every time I attempt launching one of my ROMs, I get a grey screen and nothing more. Ideas?
Badspot2011-01-15 03:19:35
It is a menu program for launching games in emulators. Most emulators only have a command line interface or simple file dialog for loading games. This gives you a nice interface where you can see a screenshot of the game before you play it. You can launch multiple emulators from this menu system so it unifies the interface. You can operate this menu with just a joystick so it is suitable for use in a home theater pc or custom arcade cabinet.

I need to make a video that explains everything.
2011-01-15 01:11:37
oh nevermind, i got it.
2011-01-15 01:11:22
so you pushed stuff into your room by shooting at it?
Bloody Mary2011-01-15 01:04:36
Wait, I'm confused.
What does this actually do?

I couldn't tell by looking at the page.
cfiz2011-01-14 18:41:01
Or negative imaginary if the ponytail is to the other side.
cfiz2011-01-14 18:35:23
If a girl has a ponytail to the side, that means her intelligence is imaginary.
Badspot2011-01-14 17:00:40
Infinite ammo + dual ingrams
Badspot2011-01-14 16:34:44
>Can we link to this post and use the image on swervecalgary.com?

Yes.
2011-01-14 15:46:13
uh... good work i guess.
how did you do it?
Danae2011-01-14 15:42:38
Can we link to this post and use the image on swervecalgary.com?
2011-01-14 13:42:42
you could just throw it away instead of killing it.
cap.2011-01-14 13:19:36
hey pessimist, you can choose wether to be male or female in the game.
Dr.Kink2011-01-14 11:22:15
Go Lemmings Go!
LongHair2011-01-14 04:54:52
This just confirms my suspicions that I am of above average intelligence. Woohoo.
Badspot2011-01-14 02:14:26
You're not really a girl are you. You lied to me.
masseffectgirl2011-01-13 23:40:36
sorry,nevermind.I'll just come for the comics.I wont post anymore comments/questionns.Sorry to have disturbed you.
Todd2011-01-13 20:21:23
I've had a ponytail for 20 years, and I love it...now it's all gray but soft and nice....I wear it low, which means I am of above average smarts. I think this post is accurate.hehe
Bloody Mary2011-01-13 18:10:14
"Send me a signal such as looking at the camera or blinking."
That was hilarious.
So was that one guy that thought you were serious.
Bloody Mary2011-01-13 18:04:38
Wow.
Darren2011-01-13 14:23:17
your wife? ;)
tica0sofa092011-01-13 13:08:12
wait i have my hair like the below average...D:
lol2011-01-13 09:54:27
i've known 3 people with the retarded ponytail...and this post is so right...3 for 3 -_-.
Badspot2011-01-13 03:45:56
What am I supposed to say exactly? Post pics.
Badspot2011-01-13 03:43:30
I hate to break it to you but I think the r-word.org and rwordcounter.org sites are troll sites. Look at this banner: http://www.r-word.org/images/banners/banner-2.png - You could not possibly put that together in photoshop without laughing your ass off. I mean it's a tragedy and all, but the guy is literally making the derp face.
Badspot2011-01-13 03:32:25
>http://www.r-word.org/

I actually made this page a while ago to try to win the game.

http://badspot.us/retard.html

Sadly it did not seem to detect the page. I guess I'd have to link it somewhere.
eternalspaz2011-01-12 23:08:21
All woman, way above average intelligence, currently wearing my hair just a little longer than a crew cut. When it was long I wore it in the Below Average angle, unless I wore a ball cap, then it needed to be at the Average angle. Unless a woman is unusually beautiful, the Above Average angle just comes off as a spinster type. There may be such a thing as being taken too seriously.
FluffyRhino2011-01-12 22:39:38
As a girl, I must say the "average" is way more comfortable than the "above average." The "above average" style results in Scratchy Neck Syndrome, and those with extremely long hair (like myself) don't necessarily enjoy having their sleek locks turned into rat's nests as individual hairs gradually get trapped by the collar of a shirt, and balloon outward in all different directions.
Relax!!2011-01-12 22:28:10
Okay, I'm a girl, and I thought this was hilarious. All you girls becoming seriously offended by this just need to CHILL. OUT.
meow :32011-01-12 22:08:30
spread the word to end the word !!!
http://www.r-word.org/

(:
masseffectgirl2011-01-12 21:59:30
Did i say something or are you just being rude and ignoring me?
Fucking Retards.2011-01-12 17:35:09
I'm undeniably an idiot, yet wear my hair at the 'above average' intelligence level. This is primarily because my mommy still dresses me and does my hair. I always tell her to stop trying to make me something I'm not, but does she listen? Never.
Bilbo2011-01-12 10:18:07
Have a nice day everyone.... unless your dicks fall off....
theFace2011-01-12 04:39:51
Tails (IP: 79.69.126.41) 2008-08-01 04:36:29
I has never seen a person with the front one :(

well, theoretically there should be someone dumb enough to obscure their entire field of vision with a front pony-tail :)
Rand2011-01-12 03:01:32
ROFL :D
RewLi Hrney2011-01-11 20:29:12
I would say attractive-wise, below average is the hottest ponytail position
Mosie2011-01-11 19:00:35
To Sheezy: It's not! D: This is PSEUDOSCIENCE!!! I will warn the scientific world... >:[
:b
masseffectgirl2011-01-11 16:08:25
Shepard:wwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
Miranda:Not again! That's another 600 000 000 000 000 credits. Why do we even bother?
masseffectgirl2011-01-11 16:05:39
Smooties?
masseffectgirl2011-01-11 16:04:23
What I ment by the ending changed is that instead of showing the crew repairing the ship you saw Shepard standing infront of a cofin dedicated to Miranda. Yes Miranada died in mine as well. Weird ending.
masseffectgirl2011-01-11 16:01:44
She does not. Anyways, it's still a really good comic.
masseffectgirl2011-01-11 15:59:50
Ha,Ha,Ha very funny.
a2011-01-11 14:41:46
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pranav2011-01-11 11:38:06
Its.... kinda true! :)