Everyone must be made aware of this.

I took some screenshots in Mass Effect.

Also here are a few panels from previous comics that I felt bad about cropping.

I didn't want to make another Mass Effect comic, but it turns out if you make any Mass Effect comics at all you are legally obligated to make a joke about this scene before the end of the fiscal year.

While obsessively milling through my analytics, I found a site that had one of my comics translated into Spanish. Kind of surreal. I guess people appreciate the typed transcripts? It makes me wonder - how many people reading this don't speak english? If you don't speak english, type some incomprehensible gibberish in the comments.

In the interest of equal time, I present the other side of the argument shown in the previous comic.

I don't know how widespread this is, but the grocery stores around here implement this sort of predatory donation tactic where they ask you to give your change to some charity. They do this even if you are paying by credit card and the "change" is just an arbitrary number rather than a set of physical objects that would inconvenience you.

You must either lose money or have a -1 social interaction with a person. This is the same tactic that bums use except bums are usually filthy cretins that can easily be brushed off as non-human. Grocery store clerks are usually normal people that will trigger the socialization cues in your mammalian neocortex.

Luckily my social interaction score has bottomed out so I am indifferent to further penalty. The girls demonstrate a different coping mechanism in this week's comic.

I recorded a video. In my apartment. Where I live.

Old themes wrung out for cheap laughs revisited.

Interestingly, panels 2 and 3 can be swapped and the comic will still work. I chose this order because of the of the effect on the implied panel that occurs between the two.

I drew Motoko Kusanagi from Ghost in the Shell to compensate for the stick figure comic. Also I think someone requested that I draw her once.

Update: 1920x1200 Wallpaper.

I went to PAX. Then I made a comic about child's play. I also took a picture of saddest booth at the show.

Listen, I don't know what I'm doing here either so don't ask.

The first in a 50 part series. Not really.

To hell with putting effort into things.

Continuing the trend of comics that appeal to as few people as possible, a comic about Neon Genesis Evangelion merchandising.

This comic is kind of stupid. Normally this wouldn't bother me, but three characters in each panel meant that the artwork requirement was huge.

I was on vacation this week so I only spent the last 5 minutes making this comic.

I have produced a comic about responsible gun ownership.

I have produced a comic about eating eggs.

I have produced a comic about another comic. If you google search for lost dog, two different live reenactments of this comic appear on the first page*. Something about it must strike a chord.

* Update 5/3/2024 - It's now stock photos, the lost tv show, and black people.

Harmonix is announcing a new Guitar Hero game that features some innovative accelerometer based gameplay. They asked me to do a comic about it.

More comic misfortune in the world of Mass Effect. This completes an entire row on the comics page!

It occurs to me that Samara's costume is ridiculous. When I draw her I feel like I am drawing a cross between Ronald McDonald, Wonder Woman, and Skeeter from Doug. This comic is not about that.

A Mass Effect comic. End game spoilers for Mass Effect 2.

A Mass Effect comic. Did anyone else feel bad for the collector leader when base was getting blown up? It's not his fault - he was doing the best he could with a wasp nest style space station made out of chewed up paper and mud.

Mass Effect comic. About pods. Again.

Another Mass Effect 2 comic. Spoilers for the end of the game I guess.

It's all about who you know. If you know the main character you've got an even chance.

I have finished Mass Effect 2 and I have written a comic about it. The galaxy is a lonely place for renowned murder and space-bisexual Bambi Shepard. In fact at this point she's pretty sure she's a space-lesbian.

While playing Just Cause 2 with a friend, the following question arose: Just how difficult is it to do a 180 in a car? Can you just jump in a regular car and do it?
I recorded a video of my first attempt.

Try it at home!