2011-01-17 19:30:55
she does, its a little circly orange thing on the bottom of her right sleeve.
Harbinger2011-01-17 17:26:19
Lightning: Seeing as how you can't have a pony tail actually inside your neck, the scale stops there, but there's nothing saying how far above average "above" can or cannot go. Women geniuses exist ^.^
2011-01-17 17:04:27
maybe his internet is slow and double posted acidentally.
Anonymous⥿2011-01-17 14:45:58
ontopic: Lol.
Anonymous⥿2011-01-17 14:45:21
@guybeforeme
Nice name.....
o3o
Anonymous⥿2011-01-17 14:34:09
lawl how many comments can you guys put on one gif?
ontopic:
KAHN!! KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!KAHN!!
Anonymous⥿2011-01-17 11:44:29
@blankdude
Hurr.
Anonymous⥿2011-01-17 11:22:00
Double post not required.
Anonymous⥿2011-01-17 11:18:16
I'm guessing you used Random Brick Color for the cube.
Anonymous⥿2011-01-17 11:17:05
@billycheezit
Orly.
Try scripting an explosive tower in Roblox, then in BL.
Easier, isn't it?
nandi2011-01-17 10:04:20
Well now this is just confusing.. I wear my hair up in every one of those styles,(except its been many years since I've used the first two.)So how do you equate the fact that I seem to be either mostly above average or below average?
TKA2011-01-17 04:22:16
Actually, that school is where Kevin Smith went. I thought it sounded familiar. If I were to go to PAX I'd probably at least grab a flier. I always regret not trying to go to film school.

My 2c :D
Rly?2011-01-17 02:31:23
WTF!!! This is the definition of dumb.
Rly?2011-01-17 02:31:19
WTF!!! This is the definition of dumb.
Anonymous⥿2011-01-16 19:03:47
I don't think Badspot reads comments.
Anonymous⥿2011-01-16 18:59:24
ok.......................
i watch spiders doing that all the time.
commentor2011-01-16 17:21:40
LOL Space Hamster!!!
bug2011-01-16 16:36:57
id say change the intelligent one to has no friends
crapface2011-01-16 14:45:24
They must have been on drugs or something...
crapface2011-01-16 14:38:18
U're damn right...
dhali2011-01-16 00:52:52
Simple
And yet
Very well covered.
Let me make a participation:
When there's a "No Pony Tail" situation, an average heterosexual male or a lesbian female, most likely, starts to drool...
I'm guesing, for some pre-historical genetic reason, a female with her hair down, typically has a confusing effect on those people.
It is a perfectly functioning disguise for a woman, who wants hide anything; including her intelligence.
It is just like a man with a lot of money; they both have a wooing effect on unsatisfied, inadequately grown humans with a comparatively under-developed brain activity and lack of getting laid in their lives.
:)
Just saying...

budunyaninsimarikcocuklari.
ZombiePirate2011-01-16 00:22:23
above average looks like Guybrush Threepwood from Curse of Monkey Island
Smuggler2011-01-15 22:18:58
Um...I don't get it?

Is it just supposed to be hot, or funny too?
bob2011-01-15 21:23:39
its a fury
freewine2011-01-15 21:20:07
no comments!!!
Badspot2011-01-15 16:57:22
I pre-configured everything to run with mess but I did not include it. I would like to include a whole host of emulators so everything is ready to go immediately but that may ruffle a few feathers.
Lightning2011-01-15 16:46:39
I like how the intelligence for women ponytails only goes up to above average but it goes all the way down to theoretical zero. Point; there are no genius women.
Dero2011-01-15 16:45:53
Ah I figured out what I was doing wrong. I am not so smart.
sleeko2011-01-15 16:40:58
ergo: the higher the amount of melanin, in ones skin, the higher the ponytail....duh.
Dero2011-01-15 16:40:34
Looks like the Mess directory (mess.exe) is missing. I dunno, I differ to the expertise of another.
Mansour2011-01-15 16:18:27
It's called 'delusion of reference' http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delusions_of_reference
Bloody Mary2011-01-15 14:31:55
That sounds pretty impressive.
I'll have to give it a try sometime.
Dero2011-01-15 08:25:08
This is what it's like in my dorm room. Only the *BOOM THUMPA* isn't from a stereo system and it comes from more than one direction.
Dero2011-01-15 08:02:05
Aesthetically, this is the best emulator I've ever seen. Now if only I could figure out how to make it work... I'm probably doing something wrong, but every time I attempt launching one of my ROMs, I get a grey screen and nothing more. Ideas?
Badspot2011-01-15 03:19:35
It is a menu program for launching games in emulators. Most emulators only have a command line interface or simple file dialog for loading games. This gives you a nice interface where you can see a screenshot of the game before you play it. You can launch multiple emulators from this menu system so it unifies the interface. You can operate this menu with just a joystick so it is suitable for use in a home theater pc or custom arcade cabinet.

I need to make a video that explains everything.
2011-01-15 01:11:37
oh nevermind, i got it.
2011-01-15 01:11:22
so you pushed stuff into your room by shooting at it?
Bloody Mary2011-01-15 01:04:36
Wait, I'm confused.
What does this actually do?

I couldn't tell by looking at the page.
cfiz2011-01-14 18:41:01
Or negative imaginary if the ponytail is to the other side.
cfiz2011-01-14 18:35:23
If a girl has a ponytail to the side, that means her intelligence is imaginary.
Badspot2011-01-14 17:00:40
Infinite ammo + dual ingrams
Badspot2011-01-14 16:34:44
>Can we link to this post and use the image on swervecalgary.com?

Yes.
2011-01-14 15:46:13
uh... good work i guess.
how did you do it?
Danae2011-01-14 15:42:38
Can we link to this post and use the image on swervecalgary.com?
2011-01-14 13:42:42
you could just throw it away instead of killing it.
cap.2011-01-14 13:19:36
hey pessimist, you can choose wether to be male or female in the game.
Dr.Kink2011-01-14 11:22:15
Go Lemmings Go!
LongHair2011-01-14 04:54:52
This just confirms my suspicions that I am of above average intelligence. Woohoo.
Badspot2011-01-14 02:14:26
You're not really a girl are you. You lied to me.
masseffectgirl2011-01-13 23:40:36
sorry,nevermind.I'll just come for the comics.I wont post anymore comments/questionns.Sorry to have disturbed you.
Todd2011-01-13 20:21:23
I've had a ponytail for 20 years, and I love it...now it's all gray but soft and nice....I wear it low, which means I am of above average smarts. I think this post is accurate.hehe
Bloody Mary2011-01-13 18:10:14
"Send me a signal such as looking at the camera or blinking."
That was hilarious.
So was that one guy that thought you were serious.
Bloody Mary2011-01-13 18:04:38
Wow.
Darren2011-01-13 14:23:17
your wife? ;)
tica0sofa092011-01-13 13:08:12
wait i have my hair like the below average...D:
lol2011-01-13 09:54:27
i've known 3 people with the retarded ponytail...and this post is so right...3 for 3 -_-.
Badspot2011-01-13 03:45:56
What am I supposed to say exactly? Post pics.
Badspot2011-01-13 03:43:30
I hate to break it to you but I think the r-word.org and rwordcounter.org sites are troll sites. Look at this banner: http://www.r-word.org/images/banners/banner-2.png - You could not possibly put that together in photoshop without laughing your ass off. I mean it's a tragedy and all, but the guy is literally making the derp face.
Badspot2011-01-13 03:32:25
>http://www.r-word.org/

I actually made this page a while ago to try to win the game.

http://badspot.us/retard.html

Sadly it did not seem to detect the page. I guess I'd have to link it somewhere.
eternalspaz2011-01-12 23:08:21
All woman, way above average intelligence, currently wearing my hair just a little longer than a crew cut. When it was long I wore it in the Below Average angle, unless I wore a ball cap, then it needed to be at the Average angle. Unless a woman is unusually beautiful, the Above Average angle just comes off as a spinster type. There may be such a thing as being taken too seriously.
FluffyRhino2011-01-12 22:39:38
As a girl, I must say the "average" is way more comfortable than the "above average." The "above average" style results in Scratchy Neck Syndrome, and those with extremely long hair (like myself) don't necessarily enjoy having their sleek locks turned into rat's nests as individual hairs gradually get trapped by the collar of a shirt, and balloon outward in all different directions.
Relax!!2011-01-12 22:28:10
Okay, I'm a girl, and I thought this was hilarious. All you girls becoming seriously offended by this just need to CHILL. OUT.
meow :32011-01-12 22:08:30
spread the word to end the word !!!
http://www.r-word.org/

(:
masseffectgirl2011-01-12 21:59:30
Did i say something or are you just being rude and ignoring me?
Fucking Retards.2011-01-12 17:35:09
I'm undeniably an idiot, yet wear my hair at the 'above average' intelligence level. This is primarily because my mommy still dresses me and does my hair. I always tell her to stop trying to make me something I'm not, but does she listen? Never.
Bilbo2011-01-12 10:18:07
Have a nice day everyone.... unless your dicks fall off....
theFace2011-01-12 04:39:51
Tails (IP: 79.69.126.41) 2008-08-01 04:36:29
I has never seen a person with the front one :(

well, theoretically there should be someone dumb enough to obscure their entire field of vision with a front pony-tail :)
Rand2011-01-12 03:01:32
ROFL :D
RewLi Hrney2011-01-11 20:29:12
I would say attractive-wise, below average is the hottest ponytail position
Mosie2011-01-11 19:00:35
To Sheezy: It's not! D: This is PSEUDOSCIENCE!!! I will warn the scientific world... >:[
:b
masseffectgirl2011-01-11 16:08:25
Shepard:wwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
Miranda:Not again! That's another 600 000 000 000 000 credits. Why do we even bother?
masseffectgirl2011-01-11 16:05:39
Smooties?
masseffectgirl2011-01-11 16:04:23
What I ment by the ending changed is that instead of showing the crew repairing the ship you saw Shepard standing infront of a cofin dedicated to Miranda. Yes Miranada died in mine as well. Weird ending.
masseffectgirl2011-01-11 16:01:44
She does not. Anyways, it's still a really good comic.
masseffectgirl2011-01-11 15:59:50
Ha,Ha,Ha very funny.
a2011-01-11 14:41:46
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pranav2011-01-11 11:38:06
Its.... kinda true! :)
Badspot2011-01-11 01:03:41
Now Roxxxie, be honest with us. How do you wear your ponytail?
Roxxxie2011-01-11 00:41:47
You are all retarded for laughing a this retarded stereotypical non-joke. The above opinions is a good demonstration of how we cause our own problems.
Riccardo2011-01-10 23:22:55
Let me into your womb, Fiona! D<
Badspot2011-01-10 23:15:34
Hi.
Badspot2011-01-10 23:15:16
She does have a Cerberus logo on her arm. It is difficult to see because it is orange and covered by orange glass.
masseffectgirl2011-01-10 22:33:49
Thanks starwarsweirdo. LOL on the parent thing.
masseffectgirl2011-01-10 22:30:01
hello?!
Breexian2011-01-10 18:36:21
OMG, the first one just made my day!
Ellen2011-01-10 08:46:10
Think about Grey's anatomy and how Kristina Yang wears her hair...Definitely above average
Darcy2011-01-10 01:13:26
If you look at the picture on the left. And you think she's dumb... the problem is that you are coming at her from the wrong direction. You're the dummy. ;)
Ami2011-01-09 22:21:15
Eh heh heh. Some people are gonna be really upset over this, but it's just a little jokey joke. :)

Althought I've actually met girls with each of these ponytails.

And I have to say this chart is pretty accurate at least where I used to go to school. XD

As for the front ponytail, it used to be seen in the eighties. And mostly weird bimbos wore it.
masseffectgirl2011-01-09 22:14:34
okay,now i think you're avoiding answering me.(anoyed_face)
starwarsweirdo 2011-01-09 22:09:34
I love this comic. I was playing the scene where kelly and the rest of th crew had been taken but i hadn't noticed my parents were filming me and i was commenting on how stupid the scene was.Anyway, they showed me it afterwards and in the video i found myself saying ''Awww the bitch i was flirting with is dead.Who's going to feed my fish now?Shit!" BTW,masseffectgirl is right.Kelly is supposed to have the Cerberus logo on the shoulder of her uniform.
noah2011-01-09 20:29:58
actually most people that could be called a genius are intelligent mainly in one way, so someone who is a genius @ science, might be terrible at fixing up his/her appearance
Miko2011-01-09 19:00:37
Taking this as a /joke/ and not a /judgment/ of every touchy individual ever born, I must say I lolled myself right out of my chair. It's perhaps the funniest thing I've stumbled on yet today. 'Ponytail angle of attack' alone was pretty funny.
I feel obliged to model a theoretical zero-point at some point this year. Just for the lulz.
masseffectgirl2011-01-09 11:54:05
okay,i'm starting to think you don't like my questions. If so sorry. I'm really curious,so sometimes i write...impolite or nosy questions. Sorry!(sad_face)
masseffectgirl2011-01-09 11:47:11
hello?
been there2011-01-09 10:09:19
if your girl is wearing her hair to the side - she's batshit insane - and if you don't know that yet - you probably wear a mullet....
ABC2011-01-09 05:28:48
Interesting.
E2011-01-09 01:21:36
notice how most cheerleaders wear the 3rd on...
Tarheel_Born&Bred2011-01-09 01:05:26
Shrimper....I agree! LOL
masseffectgirl2011-01-08 23:50:26
Never mind, i had to finish it today. I did the same as you at the end and survived.The end changed though.
Shrimper2011-01-08 22:50:50
Go to East Carolina University. You'll see the retarded ponytail like its going out of style!