Holy shit, my comments. I hate myself and am listening to the song on my player now.
Adam2011-01-08 17:12:48
We need one of the rarely seen "side of the head" pony tail, a la Lady Sovereign.
Dr. Sakuya, PhD2011-01-08 16:53:39
Above average, fuck year.
Finalreminder2011-01-08 16:53:18
FOR SCIENCE!!
masseffectgirl2011-01-08 12:43:10
I really need some help! I wasn't full paragon when i did jacks loyalty mission,so i couldn't do the paragon speech option in the dispute with jack and miranda.Now miranda isn't loyal.I'm really closd to full paragon but,i've already aquiered the reaper iff and all the crew is gone.I tried talking to my team to get paragon points,but it didn't give me enough. So now miranda is unloyal and i don't want that to carry over to ME3. Please help!!
masseffectgirl2011-01-08 12:29:49
hello?
Almost Pure2011-01-08 10:32:19
Let me in your womb!!! (if you played the game you know this phrase.)
ha!2011-01-08 07:12:22
i'm above average
Dippindots2011-01-07 22:23:31
I find Miranda to be pretty ugly
nisse2011-01-07 22:11:09
I tend to wear the last one, but every now and then will wear a low side ponytail to work. Chew on that for awhile.
dennis2011-01-07 21:40:16
Beautiful, and very nice treatment of the stars and clouds; reminds me of a line from Aldiss, "and through the wisps of cloud, the stars shone with a terrible urgency."
charlotte2011-01-07 20:24:25
that is so true!
rawr2011-01-07 16:03:14
im retarded WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
majornutts2011-01-07 15:44:21
ya use to know someone with the ponytail straight up above her head and we used to call her pineapple head cause it looks like the shape of a pineapple, and yes she was and is still not so bright.
lala2011-01-07 06:49:44
shit heads
XX2011-01-07 03:51:40
That last one is my "omg this is so cool and my hair is in my way" ponytail. We nerdy girls have better things to do than attempt to make our hair defy gravity.
Doctress Julia2011-01-07 03:49:23
I am 'above average'. :3
SophieDee2011-01-07 02:53:52
glad to know I'm above average! I usually wear my hair down but if I feel it's in my face then I just pull it back low.
FaithUchiha2011-01-06 23:40:49
Basically, ponytails suck. LET YOUR HAIR OUT, WHOOOOO !
romina erechires2011-01-06 22:53:11
en que categoria entro yo???...odio usar cosas en el pelo...por ende lo uso suelto
meidal2011-01-06 19:09:11
this is t-shirt material for pissing off people! :D
GG2011-01-06 15:38:43
Chrissy from Three's Company!
Ryushi2011-01-06 12:42:45
I'm with Derp.

People need to relax these days...
Above Average2011-01-06 12:41:41
A side pony tail should be somewhere between below average and retarded.
2011-01-05 20:16:24
Theoretical zero point.
Julia2011-01-05 16:22:38
At this very moment, my hair is in a low ponytail. Woohoo!!!
O2011-01-05 15:36:11
Hahaha :D Although I don't think she looks unintelligent :) http://www.howtogeek.com/geekers/shirley+manson.jpg
derpderp2011-01-05 14:32:50
Anyone who tries to argue against this diagram is not only a girl themselves (obviously, only a woman would take offense to this), but has no sense of humor whatsoever.
King-Julian2011-01-05 12:40:32
sorry for my french use REVERSO
HO MON DIEU IL S'ACCOUPLE AVEC LE SOL!
2011-01-05 12:35:08
''APPLAUSE'' ''oooooooo'' ''APPLAUSE''
2011-01-05 12:33:22
cool caveman lol
King-Julian2011-01-05 12:32:07
on my country the cookie monster is '' MACARON '' XD
(in france)
2011-01-05 12:30:24
woooooow too cool you drew with pc???
CindiK2011-01-05 08:22:12
what if it's on your butt? even more intelligent?

(that's where ponies have their tails!)
putz2011-01-05 02:41:11
what does this say about sumo wrestlers?
speculator2011-01-05 00:09:54
We need more images like this.
glenn2011-01-04 22:35:04
and very accurate
glenn2011-01-04 22:34:30
this smart girl in my class has the above average ponytail
Kayos2011-01-04 22:07:49
@GavinSpaceFace

Word.
Kayos2011-01-04 22:07:24
@GavinSpaceFace

Word.
masseffectgirl2011-01-04 22:06:26
Is hardcore really that bad?
GavinSpaceFace2011-01-04 17:31:19
@ColdCatcher, stop typing with capitals for every word you damn retard.

This theory is 100% correct and scientifically proven.
2011-01-04 17:16:11
Theorethical Zero Point = The Higgs-Boson of Ponytails.
Rusty2011-01-04 15:35:43
Damn... Now I'm gonna think about this every time I see a ponytail
Mallory2011-01-04 08:00:35
Side ponytail = retarded, but thinks she's cool/unique.
Name2011-01-04 03:54:13
@Erythros

if you look she kicked both his balls and the area that separates his BALLS OF PURE STEEL, he is cringing because the area of separation sadly did not receive the same treatment as his BALLS OF THE FINEST STEEL
sherbet2011-01-04 03:07:59
Sideways ponytail??
Phil E. Drifter2011-01-04 02:33:02
Did she died?
julie2011-01-04 01:44:18
I want to see another one comparing men and how much their pants hang down past their waist!
Joe2011-01-04 01:00:55
I'm 12 and what is this?
Snip3rM00n2011-01-04 00:17:00
ROFL!
Spider2011-01-04 00:04:47
Disagree with 2nd from right. Only girls I saw wear this hairstyle was in Australia and as I used to have long hair myself, realise it's the best way to keep cooler in the hot weather.
Bloody Mary2011-01-03 19:09:06
I could have sworn that the last panel changed.
I thought it was just "The embryo"
I can attest2011-01-03 16:54:29
That the wearer may not be retarded, but they sure look dumb as hell.
Bloody Mary2011-01-03 14:53:50
I just noticed that if you read the panels in the order of 2-1-3, the woman becomes a heartless consumer.
Who donates to cancer research.
It's funny, but meh. 2011-01-03 13:10:19
The "Below average" hairstyle, is probably more so used by people like me who otherwise couldn't keep their thick curly hair from driving them crazy.. which I don't find stupid at all.

If you guys haven't guessed already (this is to those who are getting offended by a silly internet picture. Really? Grow up) How many women do you see with low-tapered ponytails? The nerdy ones with flat hair. It's a stereotype that many movies, cartoons, etc play on, and people give into.

The "Retarded" hairstyle works great when applying makeup, washing your face, keeping your hair out of newly pierced ears (Though I imagine a good headband would do the same.) But I can't say I've seen anyone older than five or so actually wear their hair like that in public, because.. well.. they'd look retarded.
Badspot2011-01-03 13:07:38
^^^ Retard
MutterButter2011-01-03 12:11:37
Yes, let's make generalizations about individuals' intelligence based upon their hairstyles. Apparently I become more intelligent as the day wears on. You should submit this to a scientific journal, as it would probably win you some shiny medal. Mutter.
miked2011-01-03 11:09:27
That is nearly 6 years ago now... jesus christ. I was 15 when I read that Edge article. In fact I remember telling you I saw it in some thread (like "where did you find blockland?") on the forums. Now I'm about to graduate from university. My little brother plays Blockland retail at least once a week and he is now 12 - so he is going through it all again. It won't be the same though. Ah, nostalgia.

I just found your website when it appeared on my reddit homepage: http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/ev8sy/ponytail_angle_of_attack_vs_intelligence_pic/

Hope you are keeping well Eric. I will buy you a pint if you ever drop by London.

miked.
miked2011-01-03 11:09:03
My message is too long so I will split it up.

^ Haha! This is how I found Blockland; I remember reading EDGE on a plane to California (I live in the UK) on an Easter vacation. When I returned from the 3 week holiday I remembered those couple paragraphs and downloaded BL 1.002 I think. Weeks later everyone was talking about BL Mods which was the new thing. AiO came along, and RTB challenged them (Lonhaj) soon after. I then spent huge portions of almost all my free time on either blockland or AOT. I recall so much from AOT. The first time I got the gold hook, forming a gang called the penguins, shop roof glitch, the day I guessed purely by chance that your admin password was "vanilla"! I owe a lot of happy memories from my adolescence to you.
A.I.2011-01-03 10:18:28
If you find a dumb girl wearing one of the smarter hair styles, that's called "artificial intelligence", she's just imitating a smarter friend.
mag2011-01-03 10:14:23
soooo goood ! :D thanks
Fuin2011-01-03 07:03:41
I'm amazed of how accurate this is, i never seen type 1 , but all the rest comply with an accuracy of almost 100%.
Henk Poley2011-01-03 05:29:33
I wonder what happens when it goes through the neck and ends up on the chin.
Hieronymous Cowherd2011-01-03 02:55:48
... well, there was a nasty clipping effect. But he seems to bounce right back.
Erythros2011-01-03 02:46:28
Hawt
Erythros2011-01-03 02:44:59
@Name:

If he has balls of steel, then why does he cringe after he gets kicked?
muffdyver2011-01-03 01:57:42
what about the side pony tail?
Crakor2011-01-02 23:28:16
> Lol, ZZT doesnt even run on Windows 7, its way too old. xP

Hahahaha "xP" ...
Crakor2011-01-02 23:17:41
Looks like you've found yourself between a rock and a hard place...
masseffectgirl2011-01-02 14:03:40
Oh,okay.Still do you have any suggestions for which romance?
Badspot2011-01-02 01:21:32
I didn't romance anyone in either game. I would have gone for Liara in the first game but I couldn't be bothered to take a 1 minute elevator ride each way between every mission just to see if I had magically unlocked more if the dialog yet.

Jack and Tali were just teases. Forever alone.
masseffectgirl2011-01-01 22:26:01
hello?
strong enough to stand up to that kind of beating ? i geuss he must have "puts on glasses" balls of steel

YEAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH
W2011-01-01 17:17:29
I got those genes from your side of the family, mom.
Antares2011-01-01 15:17:54
> Ok, I like!!!!!! Please make a AoT2 and make male models, with the base format of the old game, and jeeps, guns, tanks, whips... OOOOOOOOOhhhhhhh I am getting tingly just thinking about it!!!

Badspot isn't going to make a sequel to Age of Time. He can't keep two games into his hands, and Blockland is on the first place the important game for him. Because thousands of people play it now.
Antares2011-01-01 15:05:20
Woman love space too!
King-Julian2011-01-01 14:44:41
lol only girl can fight XD
King-Julian2011-01-01 14:43:26
cool
(it is the picture on the kitchen((Blockland)))
Matthew2011-01-01 05:50:52
This is SO accurate. When I see this I think on Kandi from Two and a Half Men. lol.
2011-01-01 00:34:18
if only we could have a game like this. nice, simple, and looks fun!
I guess you should just keep up on blockland, since you've been doing phenomonal on that.
Bloody Mary2010-12-31 20:33:01
W, you're a moron.
JP2010-12-31 18:46:21
at least it's not their pubic hair in a pony tail
W2010-12-31 13:07:39
I suspect he's taunting you ... he likes it, most action he got all game and you, his ragdoll of love.
:D2010-12-31 03:31:43
I LOVE HAUNTING GROUND.
:D :D :D
Shakey2010-12-31 00:58:31
Would be better if they were in reverse order. You know, lead up to the punch line, not away from it.
Masseffectgirl2010-12-31 00:24:36
One of the liines from the renegade ending, if you saved the collecter home world and you're having a final chat with the Illusvive Man. The line chosen ''Don't lecture me.'', what she/he actually says,''Sorry,i'm getting alot of bullshit on this end.''(if you're lucky,sometimes this is added on)''Looks like i'll have to try again later''*DISCONECTS AND WALKS AWAY SMIRKING.*
Masseffectgirl 2010-12-30 23:44:17
if you don't want to tell me,that's okay.
Name2010-12-30 18:33:48
Clearly he has BALLS OF STEEL
masseffectgirl 2010-12-30 15:02:31
Yeah. People Kelly is supposed to have the cerberus logo on the shoulder of her uniform.
Masseffectgirl 2010-12-30 12:05:14
All my characters were loyal and I STILL DIED! Even the two characters at the end were loyal,I checked before I went to the collecter home world. By the way, if you did a playthrough as a girl, who's romance did you do,Ican't choose?
Masseffectgirl2010-12-30 11:52:02
Well,finish it. My friend did that and it was hilarious.The renegade ending is so funny.
Bloody Mary2010-12-30 01:10:21
I have never heard of this game, but I'm strangely intrigued.

I also love the non-comic updates.
I suggest you do more.
Badspot2010-12-30 00:01:25
About one and half times. I started a playthrough on hardcore difficulty and making all renegade decisions but I have not finished.
Badspot2010-12-29 23:58:50
>Okay you may want to go back and redo the playthrough

I did play through the ending sequence several times to see what happens when you save everyone, however I consider the first play through to be what "really" happened. Playing through the game spontaneously with no save file manipulation or future knowledge makes the story more interesting to me.


>if miranda or any of your teammates die in this one then you won't have them in the third game

I suspect there will be plenty of new teammates.


>I did all the loyalty missions but I still died.

But were the two you took to the final battle still loyal? You can lose loyalty on a character even after completing the loyalty mission.


>Oh,by the way, how did Miranda die but not Grunt?

Grunt was loyal, Miranda was not.
masseffectgirl2010-12-29 22:20:14
well she did say ''be yourself.''
masseffectgirl 2010-12-29 22:03:31
How can you tell the difference from box 1 and 3?Kelly is supposed to have the cerberus logo on the shoulder of her uniform,right?
Masseffectgirl2010-12-29 21:55:55
How many times have you played mass effect 2? I'm asking because it's so detailed.
Masseffectgirl 2010-12-29 21:34:31
Okay you may want to go back and redo the playthrough because if miranda or any of your teammates die in this one then you won't have them in the third game. I did all the loyalty missions but I still died. Strange. Oh,by the way, how did Miranda die but not Grunt?
Badspot2010-12-29 01:49:30
You only die if both of your teammates die in the final cutscene. Then there is no one to pull you onto the ship except joker and his pathetic bones.

It's all about loyalty - if you have a non-loyal person on your team then someone dies. I had Miranda with me on most segments so people died. I took Grunt and Miranda to the final battle. Any non-loyal people you take to the final battle die. So Miranda died but Grunt was there to pull me onto the ship.