Dr.Kink2011-01-14 11:22:15
Go Lemmings Go!
LongHair2011-01-14 04:54:52
This just confirms my suspicions that I am of above average intelligence. Woohoo.
Badspot2011-01-14 02:14:26
You're not really a girl are you. You lied to me.
masseffectgirl2011-01-13 23:40:36
sorry,nevermind.I'll just come for the comics.I wont post anymore comments/questionns.Sorry to have disturbed you.
Todd2011-01-13 20:21:23
I've had a ponytail for 20 years, and I love it...now it's all gray but soft and nice....I wear it low, which means I am of above average smarts. I think this post is accurate.hehe
Bloody Mary2011-01-13 18:10:14
"Send me a signal such as looking at the camera or blinking."
That was hilarious.
So was that one guy that thought you were serious.
Bloody Mary2011-01-13 18:04:38
Wow.
Darren2011-01-13 14:23:17
your wife? ;)
tica0sofa092011-01-13 13:08:12
wait i have my hair like the below average...D:
lol2011-01-13 09:54:27
i've known 3 people with the retarded ponytail...and this post is so right...3 for 3 -_-.
Badspot2011-01-13 03:45:56
What am I supposed to say exactly? Post pics.
Badspot2011-01-13 03:43:30
I hate to break it to you but I think the r-word.org and rwordcounter.org sites are troll sites. Look at this banner: http://www.r-word.org/images/banners/banner-2.png - You could not possibly put that together in photoshop without laughing your ass off. I mean it's a tragedy and all, but the guy is literally making the derp face.
Badspot2011-01-13 03:32:25
>http://www.r-word.org/

I actually made this page a while ago to try to win the game.

http://badspot.us/retard.html

Sadly it did not seem to detect the page. I guess I'd have to link it somewhere.
eternalspaz2011-01-12 23:08:21
All woman, way above average intelligence, currently wearing my hair just a little longer than a crew cut. When it was long I wore it in the Below Average angle, unless I wore a ball cap, then it needed to be at the Average angle. Unless a woman is unusually beautiful, the Above Average angle just comes off as a spinster type. There may be such a thing as being taken too seriously.
FluffyRhino2011-01-12 22:39:38
As a girl, I must say the "average" is way more comfortable than the "above average." The "above average" style results in Scratchy Neck Syndrome, and those with extremely long hair (like myself) don't necessarily enjoy having their sleek locks turned into rat's nests as individual hairs gradually get trapped by the collar of a shirt, and balloon outward in all different directions.
Relax!!2011-01-12 22:28:10
Okay, I'm a girl, and I thought this was hilarious. All you girls becoming seriously offended by this just need to CHILL. OUT.
meow :32011-01-12 22:08:30
spread the word to end the word !!!
http://www.r-word.org/

(:
masseffectgirl2011-01-12 21:59:30
Did i say something or are you just being rude and ignoring me?
Fucking Retards.2011-01-12 17:35:09
I'm undeniably an idiot, yet wear my hair at the 'above average' intelligence level. This is primarily because my mommy still dresses me and does my hair. I always tell her to stop trying to make me something I'm not, but does she listen? Never.
Bilbo2011-01-12 10:18:07
Have a nice day everyone.... unless your dicks fall off....
theFace2011-01-12 04:39:51
Tails (IP: 79.69.126.41) 2008-08-01 04:36:29
I has never seen a person with the front one :(

well, theoretically there should be someone dumb enough to obscure their entire field of vision with a front pony-tail :)
Rand2011-01-12 03:01:32
ROFL :D
RewLi Hrney2011-01-11 20:29:12
I would say attractive-wise, below average is the hottest ponytail position
Mosie2011-01-11 19:00:35
To Sheezy: It's not! D: This is PSEUDOSCIENCE!!! I will warn the scientific world... >:[
:b
masseffectgirl2011-01-11 16:08:25
Shepard:wwwwwwwweeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
Miranda:Not again! That's another 600 000 000 000 000 credits. Why do we even bother?
masseffectgirl2011-01-11 16:05:39
Smooties?
masseffectgirl2011-01-11 16:04:23
What I ment by the ending changed is that instead of showing the crew repairing the ship you saw Shepard standing infront of a cofin dedicated to Miranda. Yes Miranada died in mine as well. Weird ending.
masseffectgirl2011-01-11 16:01:44
She does not. Anyways, it's still a really good comic.
masseffectgirl2011-01-11 15:59:50
Ha,Ha,Ha very funny.
a2011-01-11 14:41:46
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pranav2011-01-11 11:38:06
Its.... kinda true! :)
Badspot2011-01-11 01:03:41
Now Roxxxie, be honest with us. How do you wear your ponytail?
Roxxxie2011-01-11 00:41:47
You are all retarded for laughing a this retarded stereotypical non-joke. The above opinions is a good demonstration of how we cause our own problems.
Riccardo2011-01-10 23:22:55
Let me into your womb, Fiona! D<
Badspot2011-01-10 23:15:34
Hi.
Badspot2011-01-10 23:15:16
She does have a Cerberus logo on her arm. It is difficult to see because it is orange and covered by orange glass.
masseffectgirl2011-01-10 22:33:49
Thanks starwarsweirdo. LOL on the parent thing.
masseffectgirl2011-01-10 22:30:01
hello?!
Breexian2011-01-10 18:36:21
OMG, the first one just made my day!
Ellen2011-01-10 08:46:10
Think about Grey's anatomy and how Kristina Yang wears her hair...Definitely above average
Darcy2011-01-10 01:13:26
If you look at the picture on the left. And you think she's dumb... the problem is that you are coming at her from the wrong direction. You're the dummy. ;)
Ami2011-01-09 22:21:15
Eh heh heh. Some people are gonna be really upset over this, but it's just a little jokey joke. :)

Althought I've actually met girls with each of these ponytails.

And I have to say this chart is pretty accurate at least where I used to go to school. XD

As for the front ponytail, it used to be seen in the eighties. And mostly weird bimbos wore it.
masseffectgirl2011-01-09 22:14:34
okay,now i think you're avoiding answering me.(anoyed_face)
starwarsweirdo 2011-01-09 22:09:34
I love this comic. I was playing the scene where kelly and the rest of th crew had been taken but i hadn't noticed my parents were filming me and i was commenting on how stupid the scene was.Anyway, they showed me it afterwards and in the video i found myself saying ''Awww the bitch i was flirting with is dead.Who's going to feed my fish now?Shit!" BTW,masseffectgirl is right.Kelly is supposed to have the Cerberus logo on the shoulder of her uniform.
noah2011-01-09 20:29:58
actually most people that could be called a genius are intelligent mainly in one way, so someone who is a genius @ science, might be terrible at fixing up his/her appearance
Miko2011-01-09 19:00:37
Taking this as a /joke/ and not a /judgment/ of every touchy individual ever born, I must say I lolled myself right out of my chair. It's perhaps the funniest thing I've stumbled on yet today. 'Ponytail angle of attack' alone was pretty funny.
I feel obliged to model a theoretical zero-point at some point this year. Just for the lulz.
masseffectgirl2011-01-09 11:54:05
okay,i'm starting to think you don't like my questions. If so sorry. I'm really curious,so sometimes i write...impolite or nosy questions. Sorry!(sad_face)
masseffectgirl2011-01-09 11:47:11
hello?
been there2011-01-09 10:09:19
if your girl is wearing her hair to the side - she's batshit insane - and if you don't know that yet - you probably wear a mullet....
ABC2011-01-09 05:28:48
Interesting.
E2011-01-09 01:21:36
notice how most cheerleaders wear the 3rd on...
Tarheel_Born&Bred2011-01-09 01:05:26
Shrimper....I agree! LOL
masseffectgirl2011-01-08 23:50:26
Never mind, i had to finish it today. I did the same as you at the end and survived.The end changed though.
Shrimper2011-01-08 22:50:50
Go to East Carolina University. You'll see the retarded ponytail like its going out of style!
Holy shit, my comments. I hate myself and am listening to the song on my player now.
Adam2011-01-08 17:12:48
We need one of the rarely seen "side of the head" pony tail, a la Lady Sovereign.
Dr. Sakuya, PhD2011-01-08 16:53:39
Above average, fuck year.
Finalreminder2011-01-08 16:53:18
FOR SCIENCE!!
masseffectgirl2011-01-08 12:43:10
I really need some help! I wasn't full paragon when i did jacks loyalty mission,so i couldn't do the paragon speech option in the dispute with jack and miranda.Now miranda isn't loyal.I'm really closd to full paragon but,i've already aquiered the reaper iff and all the crew is gone.I tried talking to my team to get paragon points,but it didn't give me enough. So now miranda is unloyal and i don't want that to carry over to ME3. Please help!!
masseffectgirl2011-01-08 12:29:49
hello?
Almost Pure2011-01-08 10:32:19
Let me in your womb!!! (if you played the game you know this phrase.)
ha!2011-01-08 07:12:22
i'm above average
Dippindots2011-01-07 22:23:31
I find Miranda to be pretty ugly
nisse2011-01-07 22:11:09
I tend to wear the last one, but every now and then will wear a low side ponytail to work. Chew on that for awhile.
dennis2011-01-07 21:40:16
Beautiful, and very nice treatment of the stars and clouds; reminds me of a line from Aldiss, "and through the wisps of cloud, the stars shone with a terrible urgency."
charlotte2011-01-07 20:24:25
that is so true!
rawr2011-01-07 16:03:14
im retarded WAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
majornutts2011-01-07 15:44:21
ya use to know someone with the ponytail straight up above her head and we used to call her pineapple head cause it looks like the shape of a pineapple, and yes she was and is still not so bright.
lala2011-01-07 06:49:44
shit heads
XX2011-01-07 03:51:40
That last one is my "omg this is so cool and my hair is in my way" ponytail. We nerdy girls have better things to do than attempt to make our hair defy gravity.
Doctress Julia2011-01-07 03:49:23
I am 'above average'. :3
SophieDee2011-01-07 02:53:52
glad to know I'm above average! I usually wear my hair down but if I feel it's in my face then I just pull it back low.
FaithUchiha2011-01-06 23:40:49
Basically, ponytails suck. LET YOUR HAIR OUT, WHOOOOO !
romina erechires2011-01-06 22:53:11
en que categoria entro yo???...odio usar cosas en el pelo...por ende lo uso suelto
meidal2011-01-06 19:09:11
this is t-shirt material for pissing off people! :D
GG2011-01-06 15:38:43
Chrissy from Three's Company!
Ryushi2011-01-06 12:42:45
I'm with Derp.

People need to relax these days...
Above Average2011-01-06 12:41:41
A side pony tail should be somewhere between below average and retarded.
2011-01-05 20:16:24
Theoretical zero point.
Julia2011-01-05 16:22:38
At this very moment, my hair is in a low ponytail. Woohoo!!!
O2011-01-05 15:36:11
Hahaha :D Although I don't think she looks unintelligent :) http://www.howtogeek.com/geekers/shirley+manson.jpg
derpderp2011-01-05 14:32:50
Anyone who tries to argue against this diagram is not only a girl themselves (obviously, only a woman would take offense to this), but has no sense of humor whatsoever.
King-Julian2011-01-05 12:40:32
sorry for my french use REVERSO
HO MON DIEU IL S'ACCOUPLE AVEC LE SOL!
2011-01-05 12:35:08
''APPLAUSE'' ''oooooooo'' ''APPLAUSE''
2011-01-05 12:33:22
cool caveman lol
King-Julian2011-01-05 12:32:07
on my country the cookie monster is '' MACARON '' XD
(in france)
2011-01-05 12:30:24
woooooow too cool you drew with pc???
CindiK2011-01-05 08:22:12
what if it's on your butt? even more intelligent?

(that's where ponies have their tails!)
putz2011-01-05 02:41:11
what does this say about sumo wrestlers?
speculator2011-01-05 00:09:54
We need more images like this.
glenn2011-01-04 22:35:04
and very accurate
glenn2011-01-04 22:34:30
this smart girl in my class has the above average ponytail
Kayos2011-01-04 22:07:49
@GavinSpaceFace

Word.
Kayos2011-01-04 22:07:24
@GavinSpaceFace

Word.
masseffectgirl2011-01-04 22:06:26
Is hardcore really that bad?
GavinSpaceFace2011-01-04 17:31:19
@ColdCatcher, stop typing with capitals for every word you damn retard.

This theory is 100% correct and scientifically proven.
2011-01-04 17:16:11
Theorethical Zero Point = The Higgs-Boson of Ponytails.
Rusty2011-01-04 15:35:43
Damn... Now I'm gonna think about this every time I see a ponytail
Mallory2011-01-04 08:00:35
Side ponytail = retarded, but thinks she's cool/unique.
Name2011-01-04 03:54:13
@Erythros

if you look she kicked both his balls and the area that separates his BALLS OF PURE STEEL, he is cringing because the area of separation sadly did not receive the same treatment as his BALLS OF THE FINEST STEEL