Seriously, add some sex animations, since people cyber on their anyway, and it would add another layer of realism to the game that just about all others are missing nowadays (why can't I rape dead bodies in GTA like I can in real life?).
"I experience strange sensations when viewing a male penis, and I am not sure I like them. Please remove them or my sexual arousal may contradict what I am under pressure to be."
If adding a penis will keep fucktards like you away, the more the merrier.