That was me talking sorry guys

Perform a heist on the Cloudflare HQ with your small robot.

what the fuck is happening to my vagina

what the fuck is happening to my vagina

it's ok badspot, you failed us all bitch

Is it worth it?

blame them

Quick update.

Cloudflare just responded. They're keeping the forums hostage unless I suck at least two of their worker's dicks. I may need help with this fucking problem.

My fucking mouse just broke on me FUCK YOU ALL

Are you a cunt? Yes you are.

OUR ENEMIES HIDE IN METAL BAWKSES

Fuck it.

The backups are corrupted and SMF is completely broken. I'm trying to contact Cloudflare but they haven't responded. I don't know how long it's going to be before the forums are up again, if at all.

of an L on her forehead

A B C D

I WAS LATE

is gonna roll me

With her fingers and her thumb

fuck I needed to get a shit-ton of add-ons today rip

the sharpest tool in the shed

is gonna roll me

once told me

Blockland 2 will be released next year

christ

mountain dew code red is pretty good

rip

@JAMES SPERGLING

YES

anyone here work on the oil rigs

How long does it take to buy a new HDD?

I'm scared.

Am I real?

Are you real?

i can't tell who's real and who's not real anymore

@Thank god this forum is dead.
you say that but in about a week the cravings will kick in and soon you'll have to go to blf rehab like the rest of us

Finally.

Previous: BLF is 4kidschan
Now: Literally 4chan, but with a single thread.
Godspeed.

Felipe, is that you?

Hello, you are officially gay if you have posted on this. You are straight if you are gay, and if you are ASexual you are bi.

Update this game, my son wants more content.

I'm Badspot by the way.

Unfortunately, even if you possess perfect grammar, this comment system does not allow for double spacing. That is where all of the Badspot impersonators fall.

vitawrap is cool, yes

(Name = Oxymoron)

People still play this game.

Was I anally raped?? Do I have HIV?
HI everyone,

I don't know why but I have always been a massive worrier last year (almost to the day) I went out and got really drunk wit my friend my friend ended up with this random guy and I fell asleep in my underwear and I remember this other gay guy who was there I kissed him but told him I wasn't having sex. I was in a seperate room to my friend and I fell asleep in bed next to this guy. I woke up and felt no discomfort or anything (although I do remember he had a small penis) but I was freaking out as I am a virgin(btw I'm a guy) and went to get tested for everything after 8 weeks I got my negative results for everything but I don't know why but I can't shake my worry over this horrible night. Thanks for any replies.

DUDE YOU FUCKING HARASSED ME AND SEXUALISED ME AND SENT ABLEIST VIDEOS TO MY INBOX
NO FUCKING WAY ARE YOU ERASING YOUR DICKERY + MY DISCOMFORT WITH ITS A JOKE
WHEN I WAS ABUSED IT WAS A JOKE
WHEN MY MOTHER STOOD IN THE DOORFRAME WATCHING MY BROTHER BEAT ME IT WAS A JOKE
WHEN PEOPLE COMMENT ON MY SUICIDE ATTEMPT ITS A JOKE
AND ITS NOT FUNNY AND ITS NOT HAPPENING AGAIN GO FUCK YOURSELF
IVE BEEN MANIPULATED AND TAKEN ADVANTAGE OF TOO MANY TIMES FOR THIS
YOURE NOT FUNNY

Actually im not done
You also threatened my friend, made repeated sexual comments to me, and harassed me.
Real fuckin funny, dude.
Difference is, if this were irl youd be in deep shit real easy. Thats not a threat nor is it a guilt tactic. Its a fact.
Your joke isnt funny, it isnt in good taste, and it isnt a JOKE. I dont care how funny you think it is. You are contributing to the continued demonization, dehumanization, and demeaning of my people. That is to say, autistic people
PEOPLE LIKE YOU ARE THE REASON WERE DYING. thats not an exaggeration. Parents and supposed caretakers are KILLING US. Most autism awareness campaigns are advocating ACTUAL GENOCIDE. they want to locate a prenatal indicator and kill us. Because of attitudes like yours. It doesnt matter if its an act
Take a step back and stay the fuck in your lane.

oy vey...

I was gang stalked in the USA for 3 years by Jews. The reason for the gang stalking is because I broke the code to the financial system proving that all markets are being controlled by a computer program. For coming out with this information, Jews gang stalked me for over 3 years, and the FBI is involved with this gang stalking. I am now the enemy of the USA and the Jews and I have moved from the USA and for the first time in my life I'm happy. Nobody in the world could be happy in the USA unless they were a faggot, lesbian, or Jew or a Satanist. America is the land of the walking dead, zombies without any opinion, without any thoughts, just mindless robots unable to think or act like a decent human being. When you leave the USA you see this very clearly. The lesson to be learned from America is simple. Anytime you have Jews in control of a country that country will be destroyed from the inside by the Jews. Jews and society do not go together, Jews and gas rooms go together perfectly.

There.

>go to school
>get shot

>be neger
>get shot

>go to theater
>get shot

>go to gay club
>get shot

>go to church
>get shot

>get interviewed
>get shot

>exist
>Get shot

>go to elementary school
>get shot

>go to air port
>get shot

>go to the bathroom
>get shot

>hang outside of safeway
>get shot

>walk the streets
>get shot

Brine likes little kids

No it's Arabs of Tenessee.

^^^^^^^^^^^

Guys what does aot stand for?
Airplanes of Tennessee???

join if you are not gay
https://discord.gg/ChPPVBZ

you all suck

i will lick your asshole in a counterclockwise motion passionately stroking ur stinker till u achieve orgasm you little bitch slut fuckin fag i ant gay i hate guy i love womins

A Croatian woman was left with a severely burned anus after a lightning strike which entered through her mouth left her body through her bottom. The lightning reportedly struck Natasha Timarovic's building as she was cleaning her teeth with her mouth to the tap, sending the current through her body. And as she was wearing rubber-soled shoes, the lightning bolt was unable to earth through her feet so it took the next easiest route, and came out of her rectum.

It then earthed itself via her moist shower curtain. 'It was incredibly painful, I felt it pass through my torso and then I don't remember much at all,' Timarovic said. A medic explained: 'Instead of earthing through her feet, it appears the electricity shot out of her backside if she had not been wearing the shoes she would probably have been killed.'

The medic described the incident as 'bizarre, but not impossible.'

I really feel kinda embarassed saying this, but I got a ride home from some guy named Marc and the way he would look at me really freaked me out sometimes. Then, he parked the car onto the side of the road and asked me a bunch of personal questions, like how big is your dick, and how often to you jack off, he started to get down on me and unxipped my zipper and pulled out my cock. I freaked out, and so I through him back and tried to open the car door, he threw me into the backseat and started to suck on me very fast i dunno why i was hard, but i liked it, he started to rip all my clothes off and started to slap me in the face calling me some bitch or something, honestly, at the time, I really enjoyed it but right after I cummed all over his face, I felt really GUILTY and very dirty for he cummed all over my eyes and mouth I felt like an abused whore, could someone help me? I need help

now it is time i reveal my identity

now it is time i reveal my identity

all of those other posts were actually made by me
you and I are the only people posting
what a grand deception you have fallen for

Cause all I do is yearn a life without a concern
And dream of havin' a turn to earn money to burn
Mappin' out my strategies to get rich, huh
My desire is like a scratch that needs to get itched, huh
Cause, man, I live in the D, this shit ain't given for free
Nothin' is different to me, so what else is there to see?
I'll be the prisoner to flee from all of this misery
I'm not wishin' to be another fish in the sea
But just an MC, so listen to me for this and agree
You're missin' the key, you ain't even in the vicinity
Unconditionally, my aspects to cash checks
My objects were never to swab decks
It's up to you, the decision is yours
If what you vision is tours, or a missionless course
When your shit is in the stores, cause you can be a star

No matter wherever you are
You're never too far from revenue par
Cause you can be king
You can rule the world, you can do anything
It's on you, baby, cause you can be a star
No matter wherever you are
You're never too far from revenue par
Cause you can be king
You can rule the world, you can do anything
It's on you, baby, cause you can be a star
No matter wherever you are
You're never too far from revenue, huh


Em: You know what I'm sayin'? See what I'm talkin' about, man? Cause that's it. Yeah.
A million dollars ain't even that far away, man.
De: Yo, we got to get the money, man!
I can't be broke for the rest of my life!
Em: Yeah, I hear what your sayin'. Look, there's got to be somethin' better, you know what I'm sayin'?
De: I can't live like this for the rest of my life, man.
Bummin' rides everywhere I go.
Em: Yeah, what's up with Lexus's and Land Cruisers?


Yo, I'm not about to chance it and dismiss handlin' business
I'm cancelin' Christmas to gamble and risk this
Financial interest is the matter at hand
I got an adequate plan for stab at a grand
I grab what I can and do what I must
Pursue what I lust, it's true that I just
Choose the few that I trust
Them's the people that I still got
Fuck with gangsta Philpot, get your grill shot
The 5 Ela for life: my man Thyme
Proof, Kyu and Denaun, we move through in the nine
My crew's true and divine, we never fronted
We just wanted to be funded, and live to be a hundred
Instead of hunted or bein' wanted as fugitives
It's all about a man plannin' what his future is
What he can do for his to be a star


No matter wherever you are
You're never too far from revenue par
Cause you can be king
You can rule the world, you can do anything
It's on you, baby, cause you can be a star
No matter wherever you are
You're never too far from revenue par
Cause you can be king
You can rule the world, you can do anything
It's on you, baby, cause you can be a star
No matter wherever you are
You're never too far from revenue, huh


Em: That's what I'm talkin' about.
I'm not tryna be the player, I'm tryna be the mayor.
I want to be president.
De: Yo, forgot that president, man.
I'm tryna be king, makin' dead presidents.
You know what I'm sayin'?
Gettin' money any time I want, ownin' my own businesses and all that. You know what I'm sayin'?
Em: Yeah, I'm tryna be a millionaire, man.
De: Hahaha, but don't all, you know?
You only live once, '96, baby

i like men.

I'm bringing back Retirn two TBM

Airports of Thailand?

cunts

Alright guys I'm shutting down blockland.
Also I'm bringing back AOT.

muahahaha we meet again

meme central

Wait, never mind.

That's not the real badspot ^^^

Now I have some bad news. The forums might be down for another month. On the bright side I'll be uodating the forums.

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? Ill have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and Ive been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and Im the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. Youre fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and thats just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little clever comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldnt, you didnt, and now youre paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Youre fucking dead, kiddo.

(insert generic forum comment here)

Nice meme.

i wonder why did the main server broke...

i actually have heard about eric hartman before and this website too

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Nice forums badspot!! This is the biggest blockland update since 2012!

Wally Bear and the NO! Gang is an educational Nintendo Entertainment System game that was released in 1992 exclusively for a North American audience. It was not licensed by Nintendo. The game teaches children to say no to potentially harmful drugs like tobacco, alcohol and marijuana. Wally Bear and the NO! Gang was designed in cooperation with, and endorsed by, the American Medical Association and the National Clearinghouse for Alcohol and Drug Information.[3][4]

Drugs are good if u worshihp stan n haet gowd

The hard drive took some neodymium and OD'd.
Don't do drugs kids.

Also, what happened to the forums?

So Badspot, when will the new forums come back?

A Buffalo wing, sometimes simply called a chicken wing in the cuisine of the United States, is an unbreaded chicken wing section (flat or drumette) that is generally deep-fried then coated in a sauce consisting of a vinegar-based cayenne pepper hot sauce and melted butter prior to serving.[3][4][5] The Buffalo wing was invented in 1964 at Anchor Bar in Buffalo, New York by Teressa Bellissimo.[6] They are generally served hot, along with celery sticks and/or carrot sticks with blue cheese for dipping.

Buffalo wings have gained in popularity in the United States and abroad through the years with a number of North American restaurant chains featuring them as a main menu item. Currently, the appellation "Buffalo" is also now commonly applied to foods other than wings.[7] Some of these include chicken fingers, chicken fries, chicken nuggets, popcorn chicken, shrimp, and pizza along with a host of other items that are seasoned with the Buffalo-style sauce or a Buffalo flavor seasoning.[8]

Hey guys what if this is Badspot's late April Fools Prank?

> Have you ever thought about releasing the code for Age of Time? The game had so much potential I think if you passed the reins someone could pick it up and really take off with it. I would love to see a revival of this game.

Badspot can't release the source code of Age Of Time. This is against the rules of GarageGames since Torque Game Engine is not a free open source platform, if I'm correct.

What Badspot should do is bring back the Host and Join Servers back in Age Of Time. Imagine all the custom maps and add-ons that can be made for the game.

Fuck the police! Comin' straight from the underground
A young nigga got it bad cause I'm brown
And not the other color, so police think
They have the authority to kill a minority
Fuck that shit, cause I ain't the one
For a punk motherfucker with a badge and a gun
To be beating on, and thrown in jail
We can go toe-to-toe in the middle of a cell
Fuckin' with me cause I'm a teenager
With a little bit of gold and a pager
Searchin' my car, lookin' for the product
Thinkin' every nigga is sellin' narcotics
You'd rather see me in the pen
Than me and Lorenzo rollin' in a Benz-o
Beat a police out of shape
And when I'm finished, bring the yellow tape
To tape off the scene of the slaughter
Still getting swoll off bread and water
I don't know if they fags or what
Search a nigga down, and grabbing his nuts
And on the other hand, without a gun, they can't get none
But don't let it be a black and a white one
Cause they'll slam ya down to the street top
Black police showing out for the white cop
Ice Cube will swarm
On any motherfucker in a blue uniform
Just cause I'm from the CPT
Punk police are afraid of me
Huh, a young nigga on the warpath
And when I'm finished, it's gonna be a bloodbath
Of cops, dying in L.A
Yo, Dre, I got something to say

"Fine, our story begins with a party of adventurers. The adventurers are John Pilkinston, a mighty warrior who uses his bare hands to wrestle his enemies, Dick the cocklord, a scary as fuck dickromancer who can control all types of penises and a sexy shubgoblin which can please any person with terrible fetishes."

I miss the BLF. It'll come back soon, hopefully...

i apologize

I don't know what the block does, do you? I don't know. I dunno. Hey everybody, I'm here with my good friend, Inspector Gadget. Uh, how're you doing Inspector Gadget? I'm having a lot of fun. So, you wanna do some reviews, Inspector Gadget? I'm better than you are, so I should do the review. Okay, alright, well, Inspector Gadget's gonna do the review. You can shut up now, I'm always on duty! Hmm, do you have that game, "Miney Crafta"? Penny was telling me she was playing it on her computer book. Let's play Miney Crafta! Um, well, I have Minecraft, I think that's probably what you're talking about. Let's try that. Hmm, oh yes, this is it: Miney Crafta! No no no, Inspector gadget, it's called Minecraft. Oh, Minecrap! I cannot wait to play Minecrap. Do you know what my favorite thing to do is in Minecrap? I love building bricks with Minecrap. Building bricks with Minecrap is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can have while playing an app. I understand why all the kids are playing this game these days -- it's because they like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. I also like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. It's the most fun you can possibly have. What is the point of Minecrap? Well, there really is no point. It's a sandbox game. Oh good, I love building sandcastles. No, that just means you can do anything you want like explore, build stuff, and mess around. What kind of stuff can you build? Well, anything, really. There's one guy that built a scale model of the Starship Enterprise. My deduction skills as a detective tell me he has quite possibly, never had sex. Come on, Inspector Gadget, it's about expressing your creativity! But, he is just copying a fake rocket ship blueprint designed by someone else! Seems more like monkey see, monkey do than using creative energy if you ask me. Oh, you think you can do better, huh? I have a robotic implant in my brain that lets me preform 12,000,000,000,000,000 calculations per second. I could rewrite the entire game's code, while helping Penny with her homework, and cleaning up brain's doody, all at the same time! He's a nerd, and I hate nerds more than I hate MAD agents. What an asshole! He may not have a powerful cybernetic brain like yours, but I think that the kid used Minecraft in a unique, and complex, yet beautiful way, making the adaptation of---- I told you to shut up, but you didn't listen. Oh look, a free iPad.

I'll close Blockland Server for a time, because i need to move my home.

Have you heard of the High Elves?

*hackth*
*neowwr*
*mmpfph*

"Oh hello there, i didnt see you there, welcome to my home.
Would you like to hear a story about great adventure, magic, dragons and knights ?"

>Forum machine broke
We got comment section, though

forums aren't up

you lied to us Baddie

It must be the greatest late April Fool's prank of all time because I don't think anybody saw it coming.

a true sign of family caring

Hello. I got burned as my owner, Badspot hates me and wishes he didn't create me. On that note, he is trying to fix me just to get me up again and then leave me for another 10 years.

how long does it take to install hard drive and restore from tape? i could have an entire company up by now!