The narrator2017-06-27 12:25:43
"Fine, our story begins with a party of adventurers. The adventurers are John Pilkinston, a mighty warrior who uses his bare hands to wrestle his enemies, Dick the cocklord, a scary as fuck dickromancer who can control all types of penises and a sexy shubgoblin which can please any person with terrible fetishes."
The narrator2017-06-27 11:57:50
"Oh hello there, i didnt see you there, welcome to my home.
Would you like to hear a story about great adventure, magic, dragons and knights ?"