1:33 - "Wow, my back really hurts... I shouldn't have slept on the floor..."

1:36 - (Gruesome snapping noise as Lara's vertebral discs disintegrate from the friction of her spine rotating at light speed.)

1:36.5 - "Ahh... much better."

Strange twist on the story.

Mario finishes the first level on his quest.

Goes on to spend eternity in purgatory constantly dying for his cruel genocide of innocent Goombas.

Oh, cool, we're talking Progress Quest.

30 presses/second * 5-6 seconds = 150-180 total presses to climb.

It's turkey, can't you read labels? Silly people that comment on Badspot's life.

@Xanoph: I don't think "lack" and "too high" can be used together like that. I think you contradicted yourself. But I'm nitpicking.

...I think. Didn't it used to be 67.171...something, but now it's 76.115...something? Or am I as gullible as I think I am?

Nice try, you almost got me... But Badspot's IP is different.

Ooh... Broken neck in process of attempted autofellatio... Hate to see that happen.

Okay, I realize I'm coming in late on these comments, but try NASCAR 2003. The cars are lighter and fly a little better. Considering my "racing" usually consists of driving backwards and wrecking people, it tends to be more fun in 2003 than 2002.

Can't help but see the medical doodad as a 8D (Which I've just realized is 141 in hexadecimal. Hmm.) face.

"They're good." -- Badspot

Wait, is this just the low quality I had to watch the video at, or did you have to blur out the breasts on the left side of the thing? And then when you start the game, there's a mild violence warning? So feel free to look at her chest, but be careful, you might be mildly violent in this game!

Broken safety... thingies, broken lock... thingy... Stolen?

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Percussive_maintenance

Never fails.

Am I the only one who's ever wondered how the girls in video games and whatnot manage to keep their shirts glued to the side of their breasts like that?