Comic Weight Loss Plan

The plan is to be insane.

Transcript:
Comic 'Weight Loss Plan'

Panel 1
Hungry Man: Hmm, maybe I should eat something to continue living...

Panel 2
Hungry Man's mind: [Thousands of fridge mites burst from a refrigerator]

Panel 3
Hungry Man: Better not risk it.

Comments

Pi2011-05-22 18:32:46

God, that would be incredibly scary, having thousands of fridge mites that look like a liquid.

J_MASTER2011-05-22 19:32:18

I'm going to have dreams about this.
=D yay.

PowerDag2011-05-22 19:32:33

Mmmm, delicious fridge mites.

Andrew2011-05-23 01:26:59

Fridge Mites: The other.....meat?

Onyx2011-05-23 01:36:27

The Arachnophobic Diet! You will be driven to a thin, healthy body by fear!

Belogna or many other names2011-05-23 01:47:25

My friends are coming out of the fridge.

Supreme Guy2011-05-23 03:33:22

I TOLD YOU BRO

I TOLD YOU TO GET AN EXTERMINATOR

NOW LOOK WHAT'S HAPPENED

Oasis2011-05-23 20:35:08

Protein.

?2011-05-23 21:25:13

OH BAJEEZUS THOSE WEREN'T CHOCOLATE CHIPS

Depth2011-05-24 08:54:50

NEW! PREFILLED REFRIGERATORS! Now at your pet store.

MegaScience2011-05-24 18:10:10

99% of the stuff in our refrigerators is expired... I feel your pain, sonny...

Bluest2011-05-26 12:38:38

Don't you hate it when that happens?

Jacob 123452011-05-26 17:38:32

Jesus christ noooooooooooooooooo

Goku!2011-06-12 19:55:25

Hmm..Delicious fridgemites...X.X they eating my stomach!

Lol, I hate it when that happens.

Brickbot2011-06-22 16:41:21

Lol.

Mady022011-07-18 19:06:37

Way over 1000 calories

e-maxx2011-07-22 12:31:30

at least your freezer is safe

duke8382011-09-18 22:27:02

haha awesome

Pineapple2012-05-31 06:29:22

Where'd they come from?

Fridge Mite2012-07-18 17:09:29

For fuck sakes.
We was hungry.

:D

PixeCrunch2016-12-14 18:57:04

I can't go 3 hours without eating, that's why I have 3 snacks and 3 meals (duh)