I am gay gay gay I like long big cocks I'm a super super gay I like long big cocks. Also I can't build a decent map to save my life unless it's for 100+ people because everything I build is larger than my xbox one.
so i was at the gamestop right and i was getting a game right so i picked up the game and went to the counter right and i said "i want this game" right and she said "thats a good game but i know a better game" right and she game me the eyes so my peepee got pretty big about uh 5 inches right and she led me to the storage room where they keep all the cool games like minecraft right and she gets me in a corner and starts to play with my peepee right so it feels pretty good and i was like "hey this is prety nice i rate 9/10" right so then she says "i bet i can make it ten" and i was like o h b a b y and she starts to put my peepee in her little squishy cave thing and i was like W OAH right and it gets really nice and then turns out my peepee has magic powers because it can make milk and it was pretty cool it like FLEW outta my peepee and then the gamepstop girl licked it up and she said "i can let you taste my milk" and i started to suc on her booby and i played with it and she made weird noises and it magically made my peepee biger and we had a lotta fun that day i come there every week now to play together
guys please all i want is to be spit roasted by multiple different black men until i get aids and spread it to other black men as they continue to spit roast me until i die......... please
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Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through its Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn its simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.
Once, I put my right Joycon in my mouth and my left Joycon in my ass and pretended I was the Nintendo Labo fishing rod. Immediately, I noticed the changes. My formidable belly began to shrink as an impressive six-pack began to grow. You wouldn't have imagined I had eaten three large Baconator meals the night before and hadn't peeked my head outside for a week. My muscle mass grew all around my body and it seemed all fat had disappeared. I felt clarity in my mind - it was almost a post-masturbatory feeling. My anxiety and depression that lurked on me throughout the day had seemingly disappeared, and I felt like I could do anything in the world. Zits disappeared from my face - my glasses fell off and I noticed I no longer needed them - my face shape became more defined and I can assure you that many other things grew. I can't even begin to describe how much better I looked and felt. It was the most immediate sense of euphoria I had ever experienced in my entire life. I took a walk outside and didn't break a sweat. I walked to the Bank of America and noticed an incredible amount of money there, hundreds of thousands more than I had owned. Seeing as this was late at night and I was taken aback by these events, I went to sleep. As I woke up hours before my usual 2:46 PM, I noticed a beautiful woman by my side in bed. The birds chirped outside and I walked out of my bedroom into my New York Penthouse the lords at Nintendo must have blessed me with. This was over a month ago and the effects haven't subsided at all. I am so glad to be a Nintendo gamer! Happy gaming!
badspot i want to take this time to remind you that this, this right here, is what you're working so hard to fix. this is your chance to nuke the whole thing
Help! socko is holding me for ransome bit he doesn't want any money he says "I just want Badspot to apologise for kicking my dog" he's making me listen to every post Lord Tony ever made played over a speaker using text-to-speach on repeat