sherif2018-07-05 22:48:52
Once, I put my right Joycon in my mouth and my left Joycon in my ass and pretended I was the Nintendo Labo fishing rod. Immediately, I noticed the changes. My formidable belly began to shrink as an impressive six-pack began to grow. You wouldn't have imagined I had eaten three large Baconator meals the night before and hadn't peeked my head outside for a week. My muscle mass grew all around my body and it seemed all fat had disappeared. I felt clarity in my mind - it was almost a post-masturbatory feeling. My anxiety and depression that lurked on me throughout the day had seemingly disappeared, and I felt like I could do anything in the world. Zits disappeared from my face - my glasses fell off and I noticed I no longer needed them - my face shape became more defined and I can assure you that many other things grew. I can't even begin to describe how much better I looked and felt. It was the most immediate sense of euphoria I had ever experienced in my entire life. I took a walk outside and didn't break a sweat. I walked to the Bank of America and noticed an incredible amount of money there, hundreds of thousands more than I had owned. Seeing as this was late at night and I was taken aback by these events, I went to sleep. As I woke up hours before my usual 2:46 PM, I noticed a beautiful woman by my side in bed. The birds chirped outside and I walked out of my bedroom into my New York Penthouse the lords at Nintendo must have blessed me with. This was over a month ago and the effects haven't subsided at all. I am so glad to be a Nintendo gamer! Happy gaming!
sherif2018-07-05 19:05:12
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sherif2017-06-26 08:23:04
Do you have that game miney-crafta?