You laugh, you die

Shut the hell up bitch Go kill yourself go sit in the middle of the road and let a car run over you You're ugly you're disgusting I'm going to kill you You're an alcoholic

wah hah hooo

kill yourself

nothing here was ever funny

drydess is responsible he told me in a four page confession he gave me while i was shooting a school

spam was never funny

Syringe you retard i've only posted here twice. You just tryna shift blame on me

what if I cut up the half snickers does that count

guys... its funnt because tablesalts unfunny all the time

You need 3 snickers

the only people who fuck around like that are most likely verification or sebi
it's probably both

I only have half a snickers is that ok

This happened last week while visiting my Mother with my wife and kids....I had spent all day working in her yard, and was tired, hot, smelly and exhausted. Our house only has a shower, so I decided it would really be nice to relax in the tub at Moms house.
There I was, in the water relaxing, not a care in the world. I glanced at a huge steel marble sitting on the floor. Don't know why, but I got curious about what it would feel like 'back there'. Without thinking, I grabbed the marble and got busy. Took a little work to get it in, but after getting it past those resistance muscles, I felt quite the sensation as the marble slid on up inside me. WOW. OK, that was fun, now to push it out.
I pushed. Nothing. I pushed again, nothing. OK, so this was going to take a bit of work too. I pushed really hard, and yes, I felt it move towards the exit....right up to where those resistance muscles were. I pushed and pushed until I grew tired, and swoosh, felt the marble go back up deeper inside me. Getting concerned now. I push and push again, marble works back up to those pesky resistance muscles, and I hold my breath and grab the sides of the tub and push REALLY REALLY HARD and oh man, the pain, but I just didn't have enough push in me, and had to relax and there goes that damned giant marble back up deep.
Got a little scared now, things are hurting deep inside me now, thinking of the horror of having to go to the Doctor for this, oh no God no...After several more attempts, I finally go with all I got. Pushing with everything I have, beginning to grunt, feeling the blood bursting vessels in my face and eyes, pelvis up, pushing, pushing, OH GOD THE PAIN, NO NO NO, YES YES, FEELING IT GO THROUGH THE MUSCLES OF RESISTANCE, DON'T STOP, OH ALL THAT IS HOLY AND NOT THE PAIN THE PAIN KEEP PUSHING.....AAARRRGGHHHH!!!!
I heard the most hideous unholy non human sound which I still can't believe came out of my mouth from the agony of that marble passing through and out. WHOOOSH!! KLUNK!!! It came out! OH MY GOD WHERE ARE THOSE MUSCLES OF RESISTANCE? There was a feeling of a hose pumping out pudding at a rate a fireman would admire. OH GOD NO PLEASE ANAL MUSCLES PLEASE CLOSE!!! Water turned brown as I began to pass out, I could not stop it, I was dilated like a woman giving birth. I spewed everything my innards had to offer out into the bathwater. My whole body was convulsing uncontrollably and then the door flew open with my Mother and my Wife flying in because of all the noise. Poop still spewing out like Mt. St. Helens, my eyes red from popping blood vessels, body shaking. They just stared as I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

maybe

You need to eat a snickers

not funny

i think hes trying to communicate with us

y'all need to eat a snickers

fuck off who ever is doing the wahoo nonsense

1 Nintendo 1:3. Praise be to the God and Father of our Lord Mario! In his great mercy he has given us new birth into a living hope through the resurrection of Mario from the dead.

wow look at that didnt get banned

html or bb code.

https://discord.gg/XeG8YNe
https://discord.gg/XeG8YNe

yall better join

and before you ask, its for a "hub" for gamemodes that I host. My one forum account was perma'd since 2013 since i was really autistic back in the day so this is my moment

is this why mario got killed on screen in the ridley trailer

lol dumbass didn't even use a VPN during the entire thing

gg

Is this the real life?

thank you Badspot for this delicious summer forum update

the end times have come

i cant believ e mario is fucking dead

i cant believ e mario is fucking dead

watch this guy be socko

shut the fuck up

announced

*blip blip* 1 up *ding ding* wahoo yhip ee

mario is collecting coins

this aint it chief

such a lust for revenge

i actually did it but on accident, sorry fellas, my hands slipped

Mario wants to be betelgeuse really bad

I'm from ontario but I'm not doin it

:-(

Badspot that IP is Canadian. Ontario specifically. Now what forumers are from Ontario?

i miss when problem users were actually funny like glass purchasing like 39 keys

if your name starting with Mar and ends with io you are the gayest of the gay

I dunno should we really listen to a guy called THE HACKER with everything thats been goin' on lately,,,,,,,,,,,,,

Yare Yare Daze

oh no yosher

even when the forums are down people just continue their spamming here, has autism truly reached its peak?

person above person below both infinite gay

Is Mario. He is bottling posts here. Perma ban him pls

https://forums.block.land

less spammy forum

waWHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

next person to say wahoo or anything similar is super mega triple-dog infinite :regional_indicator_g:ay 4.0 forever

do not buy doritos. doritos are inferior and can cause brain damage and in some extreme cases, death

shut the fuck up or you'll have to wahoo my boOT OUT OF YOUR ASS

I might be banned for shitposting but I sure as hell ain't as annoying as Mario over there

mario please

Yahoo

I'm going to fucking strangle you, Mario.

hey will the sign up feature be fixed because captcha v1 shutdown

please shut up

Submit forum again?

fuck i just realised i butchered my name lmao

blockland 3 sticky erection pee

Is blocklnad end like miitomo miiverse wii servers club pingun going to shut down badspot I'm scared HELP ITS BEEN DAYS SINCE SITE QUARINTINE HELP US THIS IS GONNA BE A LONG ONE HELP IM SCARED

oof

I'm sacraed

megan did this

"kilevevo"

Why does that sound familiar?

Oh now I remember one of the compromised accounts also had a steam link that went to someone named VEVO.

Damn, what a spastic

P.S. also what about my account? I was logged in the same time as sock-o. Was the IP my IP or his?

Yes ok I'm posting videos on the matter bl wens
Bit.ly/2Kyky2F

pecon why did you steal my girl BITCH like jesus fucking christ.

snot

Ok I will post em
Rule34.paheal.net

Everyone below the age of 10 Eeeeeeeeeeeeeffhehdnrfjg badge net

Fuck me.

fuck you

everybody below quadruple mega gay

no its patrick

Hey guys Rotondo here, I've been talking with Badspot and we've decided to enter into a suicide pact. Anyone who wants to join is welcome. Thanks, and have fun.

No it's Gavin

Hey guys Rotonda here, I've been talking with Badspot and he says he's decided to shut down the forums. Thanks, and have fun.

Why do I wear an r on my shirt like I had it gifted to me but what dos it mean

Remember me Steve...

@Centerman12346 you haven't grown up at all lol

good

i am a furry

(places rose on wario grave)

What if on launch it allows anonymous posting?

Obey command! Obey command!

aghrghght my heag....but i have to save them

lizard squad did it those fucking goofy ass bitches

@grimlock it shows the ips on the post to admins so yes.

just joking

lolololol

Unban me from the forums it's been like 5 years I've grown up man

epic