The Pope's-a Visit

-- The State S03E02

Transcript:

Ken: Oh, mama. Just to think-a. The Pope-a. He's coming to eat-a here.
Mama (Kerri): I'm-a so proud. The restaurant looks so nice. And everybody put on their best-a white suit-a. So nice.
Ken: He'll be here soon, so let's get a quick bite to eat, hey?
Ben: Here's-a the sauce. (spills sauce on Ken)
Ken: Oh! Look at what you did to my best white suit-a. And the Pope-a is coming!
Joe: Pass-a the water, Vincencio
Ben: (spills sauce on Joe, and then everyone)
Joe: This is-a no good! My nice white suit-a is ruined, and the Pope-a will be here any minute.
Mama: Just-a be careful with the wine!
Joe: (spills wine on everyone) Oh! Oh!
Mama: This is terrible. This is awful. Oh, what are we gonna do-a?
Look out-a for the mustard!
Ben: Oh, not-a the mustard!
Joe: Where am I gonna put the waste-a oil? (dumps it on Ken)
Ken: Look at what you did to my nice white suit-a!
Mama: And here comes-a the Pope-a.
Pope-a (Mike B): Hey! I'm-a the Pope-a.
All: Hey! The Pope-a!!
Ken: Sorry it is such a mess, the Pope-a.
Pope-a: That's okay!
Ken: The Pope-a. he's so nice-a.
Mama: We gotta you a gift-a the Pope-a.
Ken: Vicencio, (?) Give-a the Pope-a all of the grape-a juice-a!
Ben: (hoses down the Pope-a with grape juice)

I stole the transcript from Kerri's Page O' Cool.