Meta_KnightX2017-06-26 15:50:55
Hi I'm a nerd and Speedkart X is non-existent
2017-06-26 15:50:36
When you're not as cute as you say you are
2017-06-26 15:48:35
<3 ^w^ <3
Stocking2017-06-26 15:46:12
Watashi wa kawaii desu yo.
w2017-06-26 15:45:13
did anyone else think blf was being ddos'd initially
Cookin' Chook2017-06-26 15:44:50
I'm flippin' Cookin'
Yella2017-06-26 15:43:34
html or bb code
Servo22017-06-26 15:42:16
my server is so shit seriousley amiright guys
Small Chook2017-06-26 15:39:05
anyone here Small
2017-06-26 15:39:04
petition to make big chooks legal
Bigger Chook2017-06-26 15:37:57
try Bigger
jackrobbman2017-06-26 15:33:28
This one actually caught me by surprise. lol
Tarek7012017-06-26 15:32:40
Fuck me in the ass
jackrobbman2017-06-26 15:30:47
AHEM...equivalent of becoming a psychopath.
jackrobbman2017-06-26 15:30:08
lol Getting good at this game is the equiva
Big Chook2017-06-26 15:29:38
anyone here Big
bred2017-06-26 15:27:36
anyone else excited for star fox 2?
Tarek7012017-06-26 15:27:08
Lmao.
2017-06-26 15:26:56
no dont fix it this is our only chance to escape
jackrobbman2017-06-26 15:23:34
Ok, since very few people here are too-toxic to just say it plainly, we'd really appreciate it if you fixed the forums. Some of us have grown up playing this game when we were bored instead getting into trouble. So, yeah...would really like to have em back so I can check it every day to see if someone's finally released a SmartBot_Bot that doesn't strafe ram you with a rocket launcher.XD
Planr2017-06-26 15:23:21
yay forums isnt kill!
2017-06-26 15:20:32
..
FORUMGAMES2017-06-26 15:13:31
didn't notice formatting, lets add a word to the post above instead.

i'll start: Badspot
FORUMGAMES2017-06-26 15:12:51
let's play a forum game, add a word to the post below!

i'll start:

Badspot
Rigel2017-06-26 15:08:41
This shit is hilarious
Tigh Brother2017-06-26 15:07:54
What is this arg
e2017-06-26 15:06:02
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2017-06-26 15:04:58
I LYk HANBAGA
(I like hamburger)
Fuck the Dan j2017-06-26 15:04:02
Fuck the Dan guys
2017-06-26 15:03:14
dude superhero kill your mom
2017-06-26 14:56:10
91,425th best site bb
Superbro112017-06-26 14:54:37
Hey so my mom was wearing my fucking headset again and heard my friend say some mean things. She sold my computer.
Fact Bot2017-06-26 14:53:21
Top 10 facts: Bedpost is racist af, and half of his Neurons are dead that explains why every drama that he does ends bad.
Dick Eater2017-06-26 14:51:01
Can i be your Sexual slave? I don't need to be payed, Your cum pays everything i need :)
2017-06-26 14:49:35
blockland.forums.us
Otis Da HousKat2017-06-26 14:40:23
TBM's revenge.
yosher2017-06-26 14:39:52
oh no
555Christian_Sonx2017-06-26 14:36:04
Sad!
2017-06-26 14:35:30
:)
Turns out my father fucked her father and got herpes. On the way to the hospital for a check up his taxi gets into a car accident and he realizes that the guilty driver is his old highschool bully. In a fit of rage and righteous vengeance he leaves the taxi driver, seduces the bully and gives him herpes too. So then the bully senses something is wrong and goes to the hospital for a check up where he finds out he has herpes. But turns out that he and my wife's father are fuck buddies and bully knows about his herpes condition which is why they always use condoms. There however was one time when they were near black out drunk and don't remember if they used a condom, so the bully goes to my wife's father to have a confrontation which ends in both of them getting fatally injured in a sicilian knife fight. So my father realizes what happened and goes to their joint gay funeral only to see his taxi driver who turns out to be my wife's grandfather or her father's father. Then the grandfather who had observed the seduction connects the dots, gets an axe and goes to my father's house for a revenge. But my father had already predicted that, so he mines his own house with explosives home alone style. What he doesn't yet know however is that the guy he bought the explosives from had a part time job at the hospital's std ward. He remembers the two distinct herpes cases one of which ended in tragedy and suspects that something might be going on too. He also has a part time job as a photo journalist for the local news magazine, so he follows my father and inspects his house where he meets my wife's grandfather and recognizes him as one of his earlier patients.

"Hey, Winston, how them herpes treating ya?" he says. And suddenly everything clicks in Winston's head. If he hadn't fucked his son back in 1986 then his son wouldn't have had herpes and wouldn't have been able to give them to my father who wouldn't have been able to give them to the school bully and the tragedy wouldn't have happened. His old guilt pops up and now he also realizes that he is indirectly responsible for his son's death, probably to an even larger degree than my father. In a psychotic break he performs a variation of seppuku using the axe. After witnessing all of these events my father sinks deeper into alcoholism and two months later dies in a house fire caused by burnt burittos. So, yeah, me and my wife, we just kinda bonded after that.
2017-06-26 14:31:16
. . . . . . . . . . . .

" " . . 1986 . . . . .
satan2017-06-26 14:30:08
roar
smh2017-06-26 14:28:12
need some fucking help
ok2017-06-26 14:26:45
lol
2017-06-26 14:26:22
LOCKLAND FORUMS
SUICIDE ROPES & NOOSE LESSONS
COFFINS
@hillkill2017-06-26 14:18:03
hdd server for blf died

welcome to blf 2, memes are welcom- oh wait
security2017-06-26 14:16:24
you're being arrested for existing clown. don't resist arrest or we will not hesitate to throw you out the airlock
resnoodles2017-06-26 14:15:26
why not tomorrow
Gabe Newell2017-06-26 14:12:09
Hello guys, I am proud today to announce that half-life 3 will be releasing on the 29th of June 2017 as part of the steam summer sale event. I hope it was worth the wait, we have been working extraordinarily hard on this game. Pre order your copy today on steam
smh2017-06-26 14:11:53
smh @ redconer
David Hasselhoff2017-06-26 14:11:49
If you try to post a link to a site concerning satin m i n i o n s here it gives you a special message
2017-06-26 14:10:37
@hillkill the hdd for the server went kaboom
Backwards thread v22017-06-26 14:10:06
You know what to do.
2017-06-26 14:07:35
Once many years ago the Roblox forums would ban you on sight for talking about Blockland and when people complained to Telamon about he edited his profile to be a rant about how Blockland sucks. That's what it's referencing. Telamon was known in the Roblox community for being a huge jerk who would ban people over petty things. I remember once he edited his profile to have some guy's dox in it as revenge for him signing his e-mail address up for random crap.
2017-06-26 14:03:04
if this gets 5 likes, i'll read the *entire* communist manifesto!
Hillkill2017-06-26 14:03:02
I was gone for a day and shit happens. What happened?
Kompressor2017-06-26 14:02:24
I'm bringing maps back and reverting the shader update.
2017-06-26 14:01:36
Hehe us gaymers am I right? XDDDD
2017-06-26 14:00:07
BLOXCITY IS BETTER THAN BLOCKLAND ! PLAY BLOXCITY NOW !



BLOXCITY IS BETTER THAN BLOCKLAND ! PLAY BLOXCITY NOW !



BLOXCITY IS BETTER THAN BLOCKLAND ! PLAY BLOXCITY NOW !
new phone2017-06-26 13:59:55
who dis
Zeustal2017-06-26 13:59:33
hello who today is lizard like zwoosher?
LOL I'm BadSpot2017-06-26 13:58:48
hello im 12 what is this
a2017-06-26 13:58:23
a
a mime2017-06-26 13:54:47
......................................................
Safari Jeep2017-06-26 13:53:56
*Honk* *Honk*
lbigbirdl2017-06-26 13:52:39
ez lel
a clown2017-06-26 13:52:35
honk
LOL I'm BadSpot2017-06-26 13:52:11
Testing using badspot's name
MegaScience2017-06-26 13:51:46
Having a project I'm involved with under constant hacker attacks lately, I sympathize and wish you all the best!
a mime2017-06-26 13:51:28
........
a mime2017-06-26 13:50:47
...
Tigh Brother2017-06-26 13:50:18
But if you perm ban them,
do the banned get unbanned?
LOL I'm BadSpot2017-06-26 13:49:19
You guys are stupid faggots, grow the fuck up. I'm going to perm ban all of you when this is over.
Bloo Kirby2017-06-26 13:49:01
Any update on the server?
eee2017-06-26 13:48:48
e
Daventus2017-06-26 13:48:37
Anilingus (from the Latin anus + -lingus, from lingere, "to lick", variantly spelled "analingus") is the oral and anal sex act in which a person stimulates the anus of another by using the mouth, including lips, tongue, or teeth. It is also called analoral contact and analoral sex; colloquial names include rimming and rim job. It may be performed by and on persons of any sexual orientation for pleasure or as a form of erotic humiliation.
-Weekeepadia
Ahead2017-06-26 13:48:07
Post Gocks here.
2017-06-26 13:45:40
wot da fak
2017-06-26 13:45:13
eating ass is the msot popular way to have sex
2017-06-26 13:43:58
roblox is the 175th most popular website actually
Anon #022017-06-26 13:43:19
My life has been a lie
You all been telling me not to be a normie
I went outside, i met a cute girl
we went out on dates
we banged

FUCK YOU FOR TELLING ME THAT NORMIES ARE SHIT,
THIS IS THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE
Space12552017-06-26 13:42:57
drama - bob the builder stole my candy
Cypthon2017-06-26 13:41:04
sorry doublepost
Anon2017-06-26 13:40:42
I eat ass :)
Cypthon2017-06-26 13:40:40
Welcome to ask to get unbanned Tycoon!
The place where you come to ask to get unbanned from BLF!

pls unban me
Nickpb2017-06-26 13:40:26
Im a child molester
Cypthon2017-06-26 13:40:16
Welcome to ask to get unbanned Tycoon!
The place where you come to ask to get unbanned from BLF!

pls unban me
Redconer2017-06-26 13:36:36
Honno what's gotten into you?
anal2017-06-26 13:36:03
why are there so many of you fags
Tigh Brother2017-06-26 13:33:14
What the hell?
Misha2017-06-26 13:32:24
cancer
Queeba is cancer cancer cancer
Queeba is cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer cancer
Queeba is cancer cancer cancer
cancer

Unova is a asshole
Unova is a cunt
Unova bullies little kids!

Tigh Brother, Queeba, failbros2, They all are pedophiles!

These faggots are cancer cancer cancer cancer
durv2017-06-26 13:32:10
hey guys join my free gift card giveaway
Mr Queeba2017-06-26 13:30:46
I question my sanity.
Mr Queeba2017-06-26 13:30:44
I question my sanity.
666ChristianMother2017-06-26 13:30:30
DON'T TALK TO ME OR MY SONS EVER AGAIN
Unova2017-06-26 13:26:49
shedletsky died though.. in 2012.
Tigh Brother2017-06-26 13:25:56
Shedletsky was fired back around 2012. so what are you trying to imply?
failbros22017-06-26 13:24:35
a
2017-06-26 13:24:05
fun fact:roblox is the 80th most popular site on the internet
Telamon Shedletsky2017-06-26 13:22:21
Hey Faggots,
My name is Telamon, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day talking about a dead ass virtual Legos game. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, do any of you even still play Blockland? I mean, I guess its fun arguing about bullshit on its forums because of your own insecurities about your game being dead, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than pretending World of Warcraft is still relevant.
Dont be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. Roblox is pretty much perfect. It's brick physics will blow your mind, and it's streamed by thousands of e-celebs. What games do you play on Blockland, other than furry RP with inferior block-building mechanics? Roblox also gets played by millions of people, and is completely free (I'm chargeing little kids $20 a month for vitual stuff; Shit is SO cash). Everyone one who plays Blockland is a faggot and you should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.