Turns out my father fucked her father and got herpes. On the way to the hospital for a check up his taxi gets into a car accident and he realizes that the guilty driver is his old highschool bully. In a fit of rage and righteous vengeance he leaves the taxi driver, seduces the bully and gives him herpes too. So then the bully senses something is wrong and goes to the hospital for a check up where he finds out he has herpes. But turns out that he and my wife's father are fuck buddies and bully knows about his herpes condition which is why they always use condoms. There however was one time when they were near black out drunk and don't remember if they used a condom, so the bully goes to my wife's father to have a confrontation which ends in both of them getting fatally injured in a sicilian knife fight. So my father realizes what happened and goes to their joint gay funeral only to see his taxi driver who turns out to be my wife's grandfather or her father's father. Then the grandfather who had observed the seduction connects the dots, gets an axe and goes to my father's house for a revenge. But my father had already predicted that, so he mines his own house with explosives home alone style. What he doesn't yet know however is that the guy he bought the explosives from had a part time job at the hospital's std ward. He remembers the two distinct herpes cases one of which ended in tragedy and suspects that something might be going on too. He also has a part time job as a photo journalist for the local news magazine, so he follows my father and inspects his house where he meets my wife's grandfather and recognizes him as one of his earlier patients.
"Hey, Winston, how them herpes treating ya?" he says. And suddenly everything clicks in Winston's head. If he hadn't fucked his son back in 1986 then his son wouldn't have had herpes and wouldn't have been able to give them to my father who wouldn't have been able to give them to the school bully and the tragedy wouldn't have happened. His old guilt pops up and now he also realizes that he is indirectly responsible for his son's death, probably to an even larger degree than my father. In a psychotic break he performs a variation of seppuku using the axe. After witnessing all of these events my father sinks deeper into alcoholism and two months later dies in a house fire caused by burnt burittos. So, yeah, me and my wife, we just kinda bonded after that.
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Once many years ago the Roblox forums would ban you on sight for talking about Blockland and when people complained to Telamon about he edited his profile to be a rant about how Blockland sucks. That's what it's referencing. Telamon was known in the Roblox community for being a huge jerk who would ban people over petty things. I remember once he edited his profile to have some guy's dox in it as revenge for him signing his e-mail address up for random crap.
⤖2017-06-26 14:03:04
if this gets 5 likes, i'll read the *entire* communist manifesto!
Anilingus (from the Latin anus + -lingus, from lingere, "to lick", variantly spelled "analingus") is the oral and anal sex act in which a person stimulates the anus of another by using the mouth, including lips, tongue, or teeth. It is also called analoral contact and analoral sex; colloquial names include rimming and rim job. It may be performed by and on persons of any sexual orientation for pleasure or as a form of erotic humiliation. -Weekeepadia
Hey Faggots, My name is Telamon, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day talking about a dead ass virtual Legos game. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, do any of you even still play Blockland? I mean, I guess its fun arguing about bullshit on its forums because of your own insecurities about your game being dead, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than pretending World of Warcraft is still relevant. Dont be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. Roblox is pretty much perfect. It's brick physics will blow your mind, and it's streamed by thousands of e-celebs. What games do you play on Blockland, other than furry RP with inferior block-building mechanics? Roblox also gets played by millions of people, and is completely free (I'm chargeing little kids $20 a month for vitual stuff; Shit is SO cash). Everyone one who plays Blockland is a faggot and you should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Just me and my daddy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout He asked if I was down for something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal... Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a whore! He makes me feel squishy!He makes me feel good! He makes me feel everything a little should!~ Wa-What!
hey, this is the real DrenDran. don't listen to that cumchode.
ⴲ2017-06-26 13:11:44
i think most of the right wingers on the forum are total cocks, and only a small percentage of the left are dicks. only seventhsandwich knows how to argue
i feel like this is a good time to announce that blockland is officially closing. i'm sorry, but i'm preparing a new game you guys might like after the hdd is replaced, it'll be kinda like blockland, you'll see