the forum sucks dick good riddance lmaooooo faggtots gonna lose thier precious postcounts what will the fags who post on the daily discussion topic do now
I sexually Identify as an Attack Helicopter. Ever since I was a boy I dreamed of soaring over the oilfields dropping hot sticky loads on disgusting foreigners. People say to me that a person being a helicopter is Impossible and Im fucking retarded but I dont care, Im beautiful. Im having a plastic surgeon install rotary blades, 30 mm cannons and AMG-114 Hellfire missiles on my body. From now on I want you guys to call me Apache and respect my right to kill from above and kill needlessly. If you cant accept me youre a heliphobe and need to check your vehicle privilege. Thank you for being so understanding.
We know our duty, and we will do it. We fight for our honor as Blood Ravens, as Sphess Marines ...And we fight in the name of the Emperor!
If we die this day, we die in glory. We die heroes'deaths... But we shall not die. No! It is the enemy who will taste death and defeat. As you know...
Most of our battle brothers are stationed in space, ready to deep strike.
Our perimeter has been prepared in the event that our enemies should be so bold and foolish. We have placed multiple beacons, allowing for multiple, simultanious, and devastating deep strikes.
The Codex Astartes names this maneuver Steel Rain. We will descend upon the foe, we will overwhelm them ...And we will leave none alive. Meanwhile, our ground forces will ensure the full defense of our headquarters.
We are the sphess marines! We are the Emperor's fury!
Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis The Wise? I thought not. Its not a story the Jedi would tell you. Its a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith, so powerful and so wise he could use the Force to influence the midichlorians to create life He had such a knowledge of the dark side that he could even keep the ones he cared about from dying. The dark side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural. He became so powerful the only thing he was afraid of was losing his power, which eventually, of course, he did. Unfortunately, he taught his apprentice everything he knew, then his apprentice killed him in his sleep. Ironic. He could save others from death, but not himself.
Hulk Hogan, while you lay there, hopefully as unconfortable as you possibly can be. I want you to listen to me, I want you to digest just before I leave in three weeks with your WWF Championship I have a lot of things I need to get off my chest.
See, I don't hate you Hulk, I don't even dislike you, I like you a hell of a lot more than some of the people in the back.
I hate this idea that you're the best, because you're not, I'm the best, I'm the best in the world. There's one thing you're better at than I am and that's kissing president Jack Tunney's asshole.
You're as good at kissing Jack Tunney's asshole as Bruno Sammartino was. I don't know if you're just as good as Bob Backlund though, always was and still is.
Whoops! Breaking the fourth wall. Hey Laney how you doing?
I am the best wrestler in the world.
Ive been the best since day one when I walked into this company. And Ive been vilified and hated since that day because Freddie Blassie saw something in me that nobody else wanted to admit. Thats right, Im a Freddie Blassie guy. You know who else was a Freddie Blassie guy? Andy Kaufman. And he split just like Im splitting. But the biggest difference between me and Andy Kaufman is Im going to leave with the WWE Championship. Oh yeah!
I've lied to you all. I am a closet thot. I never publically admitted this, but I am a thot. I dream of fucking my best friends thot, planning it out, to do it when he leaves and shoving my dick so far up it's thot that it yelps at its girth. I planned this out- and I also find thots fucking hot. This may come as a surprise, but I had a secret that kept me coming to the forums as a sad 21 year old thot with no life... and I just needed to admit this to you all. Even if this isn't the best medium to do so- I am a thot, and I do not expect you all to accept me.
⎓2017-06-26 09:00:10
June HDD Break 2017 - The result of anonymous posting, and a broken HDD drive
Fuck burger king, they got my fucking order wrong, are expensive, and the only burger kings are half way across the fuckin city. I can only eat the fucking fries now which is like having a big shit in your mouth then washing it down with some bland ass water
I've lied to you all. I am a closet furry. I never publically admitted this, but I am a furry. I dream of fucking my best friends dog, planning it out, to do it when he leaves and shoving my dick so far up it's vagina that it yelps at its girth. I planned this out- and I also find dogs fucking hot. This may come as a surprise, but I had a secret that kept me coming to the forums as a sad 21 year old college student with no life... and I just needed to admit this to you all. Even if this isn't the best medium to do so- I am a furry, and I do not expect you all to accept me.
I've lied to you all. I am a closet furry. I never publically admitted this, but I am a furry. I dream of fucking my best friends dog, planning it out, to do it when he leaves and shoving my dick so far up it's vagina that it yelps at its girth. I planned this out- and I also find dogs fucking hot. This may come as a surprise, but I had a secret that kept me coming to the forums as a sad 21 year old college student with no life... and I just needed to admit this to you all. Even if this isn't the best medium to do so- I am a furry, and I do not expect you all to accept me.
I've lied to you all. I am a closet furry. I never publically admitted this, but I am a furry. I dream of fucking my best friends dog, planning it out, to do it when he leaves and shoving my dick so far up it's vagina that it yelps at its girth. I planned this out- and I also find dogs fucking hot. This may come as a surprise, but I had a secret that kept me coming to the forums as a sad 21 year old college student with no life... and I just needed to admit this to you all. Even if this isn't the best medium to do so- I am a furry, and I do not expect you all to accept me.
@Crux GodzZ I captured some chatlog by other people.
> I'm supposed to be playing Blockland, but one error kicked my ass last night.. > Is it the crasher27? > Yeah, the crasher27. > Who is the crasher27? > Some say the crasher27 was the first Blockland player ever, born from fire. > I heard the crasher27 can take down a website with a single button. > I once heard the crasher27 took down all Blockland servers with a single blow.