Years later, I'm happy to report that these do in fact exist

Coffee Stain Studios is another one but I think that's a little on the nose.

Some of the gif links don't work. They just send me back to the top of the page.

Receiver got an update to its codebase that's supposed to drastically improve its performance, so its point of shame of running like garbage probably doesn't apply anymore.

"Modmaker Garry Newman passes off the few comic strips fans have made saying 'some are really awful; actually, most are awful.' Still, the potential is there."

lol

Half Life: Source takes out the ability to gib dead bodies and replaces it with some rubber chicken bullshit. 0/10

You played F.3.A.R. but none of the previous games? You're missing out.