Obey command

Hey guys I really like to get fucked by my brother

above user is an autist

what a good day

guys I found an autist

I am gay gay gay I like long big cocks I'm a super super gay I like long big cocks. Also I can't build a decent map to save my life unless it's for 100+ people because everything I build is larger than my xbox one.

this is advanced autism

so i was at the gamestop right and i was getting a game right so i picked up the game and went to the counter right and i said "i want this game" right and she said "thats a good game but i know a better game" right and she game me the eyes so my peepee got pretty big about uh 5 inches right and she led me to the storage room where they keep all the cool games like minecraft right and she gets me in a corner and starts to play with my peepee right so it feels pretty good and i was like "hey this is prety nice i rate 9/10" right so then she says "i bet i can make it ten" and i was like o h b a b y and she starts to put my peepee in her little squishy cave thing and i was like W OAH right and it gets really nice and then turns out my peepee has magic powers because it can make milk and it was pretty cool it like FLEW outta my peepee and then the gamepstop girl licked it up and she said "i can let you taste my milk" and i started to suc on her booby and i played with it and she made weird noises and it magically made my peepee biger and we had a lotta fun that day i come there every week now to play together

@Woof leave

this place is a shithole

Rip blockland 2004 - 2018

The day the ui changes is the day I actually die.

Do NOT post html or bb code. You will be auto-banned.

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I cant believe the blockland forums is fucking dead

Be slain

Woof, can't wait for the forums to be back! uWu

guys please all i want is to be spit roasted by multiple different black men until i get aids and spread it to other black men as they continue to spit roast me until i die......... please

HEY DID I TELL WANNA GET TO A FRIEND OF OR YOURS A LOT FEW OF MORE THAN I DO CAN I JUST HAVE DONT WANNA IS NOW WHY AM I SO MAD AT MYSELF YOU MY SON I AND YOU WERE GONNA THE MY 7NAME IS I THE FIRST BEST FRIEND EVER I WANNA STEAK IS WHAT YOU GUYS DID YOU GET YOUR CAR DONE I GOTTA STEAK STEAK STEak

Look at them, they come to this place when they know they are not pure. Tenno use the keys, but they are mere trespassers. Only I, Vor, know the true power of the Void. I was cut in half, destroyed, but through its Janus Key, the Void called to me. It brought me here and here I was reborn. We cannot blame these creatures, they are being led by a false prophet, an impostor who knows not the secrets of the Void. Behold the Tenno, come to scavenge and desecrate this sacred realm. My brothers, did I not tell of this day? Did I not prophesize this moment? Now, I will stop them. Now I am changed, reborn through the energy of the Janus Key. Forever bound to the Void. Let it be known, if the Tenno want true salvation, they will lay down their arms, and wait for the baptism of my Janus key. It is time. I will teach these trespassers the redemptive power of my Janus key. They will learn its simple truth. The Tenno are lost, and they will resist. But I, Vor, will cleanse this place of their impurity.

Battle royal mode for blockland forums, when?

*dErails lord tony s harvest thread***

please jenny get the low fat ham from costco also

Guys I found Minecraft dragon porn on pornhub he guys look at thIS HEY GUYS LOOK

I'd join the discord but then again all of the blf members are there and it would be just a pile of garbage anyways lol!

Soviet narwhals is retarded pass it on

blockland forums 2 incoming with additional game feature included

hello yes it is me

about 2 seconds and a half

how long until soviet narwhal comes here and starts drama


PLACE YOUR BETS BELOW

Kek3meodi

This forum is worse then the first 2

oh

no lol

ok, do you wear condoms?

Im still fuck my dog everyday

Hey Badspot, thanks for not giving up on the forums.

I'm oriony, that one dude who got banned from the forums a while ago and also pie crust hows our relationship with your dog

What if the forum's didn't get hacked,and this is a publicity stunt to get you to notice his other horrible content?

who're you

I;m pie crust

you cant exterminate perfection

Unngngng i fuck dogs hey guys look I fuck dogs
HEy I FUCK DOGS

I'm back niggas

Well the fora are shit out of luck and Johnny well fucked

Thank you for not abandoning the forums Badspot.

dont even bother with a new forum, we're better off without it

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nothing of value was lost when we could no longer hear from the sewers known as thot patrol

Hi, what is the likelihood that tables and teletype will come back?

damm

You should finish off the BLF.

Hey guys subscribe to shinyodd on youtube

i'm glad to see you still want to keep the forums maintained.

please i need love no homo

do we really need a third bl forum

Once, I put my right Joycon in my mouth and my left Joycon in my ass and pretended I was the Nintendo Labo fishing rod. Immediately, I noticed the changes. My formidable belly began to shrink as an impressive six-pack began to grow. You wouldn't have imagined I had eaten three large Baconator meals the night before and hadn't peeked my head outside for a week. My muscle mass grew all around my body and it seemed all fat had disappeared. I felt clarity in my mind - it was almost a post-masturbatory feeling. My anxiety and depression that lurked on me throughout the day had seemingly disappeared, and I felt like I could do anything in the world. Zits disappeared from my face - my glasses fell off and I noticed I no longer needed them - my face shape became more defined and I can assure you that many other things grew. I can't even begin to describe how much better I looked and felt. It was the most immediate sense of euphoria I had ever experienced in my entire life. I took a walk outside and didn't break a sweat. I walked to the Bank of America and noticed an incredible amount of money there, hundreds of thousands more than I had owned. Seeing as this was late at night and I was taken aback by these events, I went to sleep. As I woke up hours before my usual 2:46 PM, I noticed a beautiful woman by my side in bed. The birds chirped outside and I walked out of my bedroom into my New York Penthouse the lords at Nintendo must have blessed me with. This was over a month ago and the effects haven't subsided at all. I am so glad to be a Nintendo gamer! Happy gaming!

How will I get my juicy drama now?!!

cut the bullshit and cut the coord

Not for long pie crust lmfao

Please, come to brazil

do we have a date when the forums will be back?

Hey guys im back, woof!

Someone please love me

i wish i had arabbit in a hat

Quiet yosher

Shut up yosher.

break out the chloroform right now badspot

badspot i want to take this time to remind you that this, this right here, is what you're working so hard to fix. this is your chance to nuke the whole thing

That actually sounds pretty hilarious

lemonsteve is a cuck

Help! socko is holding me for ransome bit he doesn't want any money he says "I just want Badspot to apologise for kicking my dog" he's making me listen to every post Lord Tony ever made played over a speaker using text-to-speach on repeat

please... Help me

Go watch jacksepticeye or someth

NO MEMES ALLOWED thanks goodbye

k?

why my pp hard and it hurt

woah badspot still works on the game? oof

You laugh, you die

Shut the hell up bitch Go kill yourself go sit in the middle of the road and let a car run over you You're ugly you're disgusting I'm going to kill you You're an alcoholic

wah hah hooo

kill yourself

nothing here was ever funny

drydess is responsible he told me in a four page confession he gave me while i was shooting a school

spam was never funny

Syringe you retard i've only posted here twice. You just tryna shift blame on me

what if I cut up the half snickers does that count

guys... its funnt because tablesalts unfunny all the time

You need 3 snickers

the only people who fuck around like that are most likely verification or sebi
it's probably both

I only have half a snickers is that ok

This happened last week while visiting my Mother with my wife and kids....I had spent all day working in her yard, and was tired, hot, smelly and exhausted. Our house only has a shower, so I decided it would really be nice to relax in the tub at Moms house.
There I was, in the water relaxing, not a care in the world. I glanced at a huge steel marble sitting on the floor. Don't know why, but I got curious about what it would feel like 'back there'. Without thinking, I grabbed the marble and got busy. Took a little work to get it in, but after getting it past those resistance muscles, I felt quite the sensation as the marble slid on up inside me. WOW. OK, that was fun, now to push it out.
I pushed. Nothing. I pushed again, nothing. OK, so this was going to take a bit of work too. I pushed really hard, and yes, I felt it move towards the exit....right up to where those resistance muscles were. I pushed and pushed until I grew tired, and swoosh, felt the marble go back up deeper inside me. Getting concerned now. I push and push again, marble works back up to those pesky resistance muscles, and I hold my breath and grab the sides of the tub and push REALLY REALLY HARD and oh man, the pain, but I just didn't have enough push in me, and had to relax and there goes that damned giant marble back up deep.
Got a little scared now, things are hurting deep inside me now, thinking of the horror of having to go to the Doctor for this, oh no God no...After several more attempts, I finally go with all I got. Pushing with everything I have, beginning to grunt, feeling the blood bursting vessels in my face and eyes, pelvis up, pushing, pushing, OH GOD THE PAIN, NO NO NO, YES YES, FEELING IT GO THROUGH THE MUSCLES OF RESISTANCE, DON'T STOP, OH ALL THAT IS HOLY AND NOT THE PAIN THE PAIN KEEP PUSHING.....AAARRRGGHHHH!!!!
I heard the most hideous unholy non human sound which I still can't believe came out of my mouth from the agony of that marble passing through and out. WHOOOSH!! KLUNK!!! It came out! OH MY GOD WHERE ARE THOSE MUSCLES OF RESISTANCE? There was a feeling of a hose pumping out pudding at a rate a fireman would admire. OH GOD NO PLEASE ANAL MUSCLES PLEASE CLOSE!!! Water turned brown as I began to pass out, I could not stop it, I was dilated like a woman giving birth. I spewed everything my innards had to offer out into the bathwater. My whole body was convulsing uncontrollably and then the door flew open with my Mother and my Wife flying in because of all the noise. Poop still spewing out like Mt. St. Helens, my eyes red from popping blood vessels, body shaking. They just stared as I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Bel Air'
I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8
And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later'
I looked at my kingdom
I was finally there
To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air

maybe

You need to eat a snickers

not funny

i think hes trying to communicate with us

y'all need to eat a snickers

fuck off who ever is doing the wahoo nonsense