Once, I put my right Joycon in my mouth and my left Joycon in my ass and pretended I was the Nintendo Labo fishing rod. Immediately, I noticed the changes. My formidable belly began to shrink as an impressive six-pack began to grow. You wouldn't have imagined I had eaten three large Baconator meals the night before and hadn't peeked my head outside for a week. My muscle mass grew all around my body and it seemed all fat had disappeared. I felt clarity in my mind - it was almost a post-masturbatory feeling. My anxiety and depression that lurked on me throughout the day had seemingly disappeared, and I felt like I could do anything in the world. Zits disappeared from my face - my glasses fell off and I noticed I no longer needed them - my face shape became more defined and I can assure you that many other things grew. I can't even begin to describe how much better I looked and felt. It was the most immediate sense of euphoria I had ever experienced in my entire life. I took a walk outside and didn't break a sweat. I walked to the Bank of America and noticed an incredible amount of money there, hundreds of thousands more than I had owned. Seeing as this was late at night and I was taken aback by these events, I went to sleep. As I woke up hours before my usual 2:46 PM, I noticed a beautiful woman by my side in bed. The birds chirped outside and I walked out of my bedroom into my New York Penthouse the lords at Nintendo must have blessed me with. This was over a month ago and the effects haven't subsided at all. I am so glad to be a Nintendo gamer! Happy gaming!
badspot i want to take this time to remind you that this, this right here, is what you're working so hard to fix. this is your chance to nuke the whole thing
Help! socko is holding me for ransome bit he doesn't want any money he says "I just want Badspot to apologise for kicking my dog" he's making me listen to every post Lord Tony ever made played over a speaker using text-to-speach on repeat
Shut the hell up bitch Go kill yourself go sit in the middle of the road and let a car run over you You're ugly you're disgusting I'm going to kill you You're an alcoholic
This happened last week while visiting my Mother with my wife and kids....I had spent all day working in her yard, and was tired, hot, smelly and exhausted. Our house only has a shower, so I decided it would really be nice to relax in the tub at Moms house. There I was, in the water relaxing, not a care in the world. I glanced at a huge steel marble sitting on the floor. Don't know why, but I got curious about what it would feel like 'back there'. Without thinking, I grabbed the marble and got busy. Took a little work to get it in, but after getting it past those resistance muscles, I felt quite the sensation as the marble slid on up inside me. WOW. OK, that was fun, now to push it out. I pushed. Nothing. I pushed again, nothing. OK, so this was going to take a bit of work too. I pushed really hard, and yes, I felt it move towards the exit....right up to where those resistance muscles were. I pushed and pushed until I grew tired, and swoosh, felt the marble go back up deeper inside me. Getting concerned now. I push and push again, marble works back up to those pesky resistance muscles, and I hold my breath and grab the sides of the tub and push REALLY REALLY HARD and oh man, the pain, but I just didn't have enough push in me, and had to relax and there goes that damned giant marble back up deep. Got a little scared now, things are hurting deep inside me now, thinking of the horror of having to go to the Doctor for this, oh no God no...After several more attempts, I finally go with all I got. Pushing with everything I have, beginning to grunt, feeling the blood bursting vessels in my face and eyes, pelvis up, pushing, pushing, OH GOD THE PAIN, NO NO NO, YES YES, FEELING IT GO THROUGH THE MUSCLES OF RESISTANCE, DON'T STOP, OH ALL THAT IS HOLY AND NOT THE PAIN THE PAIN KEEP PUSHING.....AAARRRGGHHHH!!!! I heard the most hideous unholy non human sound which I still can't believe came out of my mouth from the agony of that marble passing through and out. WHOOOSH!! KLUNK!!! It came out! OH MY GOD WHERE ARE THOSE MUSCLES OF RESISTANCE? There was a feeling of a hose pumping out pudding at a rate a fireman would admire. OH GOD NO PLEASE ANAL MUSCLES PLEASE CLOSE!!! Water turned brown as I began to pass out, I could not stop it, I was dilated like a woman giving birth. I spewed everything my innards had to offer out into the bathwater. My whole body was convulsing uncontrollably and then the door flew open with my Mother and my Wife flying in because of all the noise. Poop still spewing out like Mt. St. Helens, my eyes red from popping blood vessels, body shaking. They just stared as I whistled for a cab and when it came near The license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror If anything I could say that this cab was rare But I thought 'Nah, forget it' - 'Yo, homes to Bel Air' I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 And I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes smell ya later' I looked at my kingdom I was finally there To sit on my throne as the Prince of Bel Air
1 Nintendo 1:3. Praise be to the God and Father of our Lord Mario! In his great mercy he has given us new birth into a living hope through the resurrection of Mario from the dead.
and before you ask, its for a "hub" for gamemodes that I host. My one forum account was perma'd since 2013 since i was really autistic back in the day so this is my moment