Hello guys, I am proud today to announce that half-life 3 will be releasing on the 29th of June 2017 as part of the steam summer sale event. I hope it was worth the wait, we have been working extraordinarily hard on this game. Pre order your copy today on steam
Once many years ago the Roblox forums would ban you on sight for talking about Blockland and when people complained to Telamon about he edited his profile to be a rant about how Blockland sucks. That's what it's referencing. Telamon was known in the Roblox community for being a huge jerk who would ban people over petty things. I remember once he edited his profile to have some guy's dox in it as revenge for him signing his e-mail address up for random crap.
⤖2017-06-26 14:03:04
if this gets 5 likes, i'll read the *entire* communist manifesto!
Anilingus (from the Latin anus + -lingus, from lingere, "to lick", variantly spelled "analingus") is the oral and anal sex act in which a person stimulates the anus of another by using the mouth, including lips, tongue, or teeth. It is also called analoral contact and analoral sex; colloquial names include rimming and rim job. It may be performed by and on persons of any sexual orientation for pleasure or as a form of erotic humiliation. -Weekeepadia
Hey Faggots, My name is Telamon, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day talking about a dead ass virtual Legos game. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, do any of you even still play Blockland? I mean, I guess its fun arguing about bullshit on its forums because of your own insecurities about your game being dead, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than pretending World of Warcraft is still relevant. Dont be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. Roblox is pretty much perfect. It's brick physics will blow your mind, and it's streamed by thousands of e-celebs. What games do you play on Blockland, other than furry RP with inferior block-building mechanics? Roblox also gets played by millions of people, and is completely free (I'm chargeing little kids $20 a month for vitual stuff; Shit is SO cash). Everyone one who plays Blockland is a faggot and you should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Just me and my daddy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout He asked if I was down for something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal... Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a whore! He makes me feel squishy!He makes me feel good! He makes me feel everything a little should!~ Wa-What!
hey, this is the real DrenDran. don't listen to that cumchode.
ⴲ2017-06-26 13:11:44
i think most of the right wingers on the forum are total cocks, and only a small percentage of the left are dicks. only seventhsandwich knows how to argue
i feel like this is a good time to announce that blockland is officially closing. i'm sorry, but i'm preparing a new game you guys might like after the hdd is replaced, it'll be kinda like blockland, you'll see
Does master want Suiseiseki to give him a footrub-desu? she purred. No thank you, I said. Im rather tired. You should retire to your box. But master-sama, Suiseiseki doesnt like her box-desu! I want to sleep in master-samas bed-desu! Not tonight. Youll do as youre told. Why doesnt master-sama have real girls in his bed? What?! Is master-samas penis too small for real girls? Why arent you saying desu? Does he have to use dolls instead? SAY DESU! SUISEISEKI FINISHES HER SENTENCES WITH DESU! Master-sama showed Suiseiseki his penis once. DESU! MASTER-SAMA SHOWED SUISEISEKI HIS PENIS ONCE DESU! It was too small even for dolls. SHUT UP! SHUT UP! YOURE NOT SUISEISEKI! With my right hand I snatched a pair of scissors from my desk and mashed them continually into her face. Her little body was smashed into kindling but I did not stop. Until her screams began to sound a bit like my voice, and I remembered that dolls did not scream, and they did not bleed. Suddenly there was feeling in my left hand for the first time in weeks. I lifted it out of the dolls wreckage, covered in splinters and dripping from scissored wounds. How long had my hand been inside there? How long had I been inside here, alone in my one-room apartment, talking to myself, going mad?
The bolt scraped rust from the latch as I stepped outside. My eyes hurt, god the horizon it was a deal larger than 19 inches diagonally. But after five steps my breath quickened and my chest tightened and I turned back. Enough for today. Tomorrow I would try for six. A distant memory told me that when I reached two hundred and eighty, I would make it to the bus stop. And then Id be free of this apartment, of this prison. And then thered be nowhere in the world I couldnt go.
Least of all the refunds counter at Moemart in Akihabara. For fucks sake. Suiseiseki finishes her sentences with desu.