Once many years ago the Roblox forums would ban you on sight for talking about Blockland and when people complained to Telamon about he edited his profile to be a rant about how Blockland sucks. That's what it's referencing. Telamon was known in the Roblox community for being a huge jerk who would ban people over petty things. I remember once he edited his profile to have some guy's dox in it as revenge for him signing his e-mail address up for random crap.
⤖2017-06-26 14:03:04
if this gets 5 likes, i'll read the *entire* communist manifesto!
Anilingus (from the Latin anus + -lingus, from lingere, "to lick", variantly spelled "analingus") is the oral and anal sex act in which a person stimulates the anus of another by using the mouth, including lips, tongue, or teeth. It is also called analoral contact and analoral sex; colloquial names include rimming and rim job. It may be performed by and on persons of any sexual orientation for pleasure or as a form of erotic humiliation. -Weekeepadia
Hey Faggots, My name is Telamon, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day talking about a dead ass virtual Legos game. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, do any of you even still play Blockland? I mean, I guess its fun arguing about bullshit on its forums because of your own insecurities about your game being dead, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than pretending World of Warcraft is still relevant. Dont be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. Roblox is pretty much perfect. It's brick physics will blow your mind, and it's streamed by thousands of e-celebs. What games do you play on Blockland, other than furry RP with inferior block-building mechanics? Roblox also gets played by millions of people, and is completely free (I'm chargeing little kids $20 a month for vitual stuff; Shit is SO cash). Everyone one who plays Blockland is a faggot and you should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Just me and my daddy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout He asked if I was down for something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal... Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a whore! He makes me feel squishy!He makes me feel good! He makes me feel everything a little should!~ Wa-What!
hey, this is the real DrenDran. don't listen to that cumchode.
ⴲ2017-06-26 13:11:44
i think most of the right wingers on the forum are total cocks, and only a small percentage of the left are dicks. only seventhsandwich knows how to argue
i feel like this is a good time to announce that blockland is officially closing. i'm sorry, but i'm preparing a new game you guys might like after the hdd is replaced, it'll be kinda like blockland, you'll see
Does master want Suiseiseki to give him a footrub-desu? she purred. No thank you, I said. Im rather tired. You should retire to your box. But master-sama, Suiseiseki doesnt like her box-desu! I want to sleep in master-samas bed-desu! Not tonight. Youll do as youre told. Why doesnt master-sama have real girls in his bed? What?! Is master-samas penis too small for real girls? Why arent you saying desu? Does he have to use dolls instead? SAY DESU! SUISEISEKI FINISHES HER SENTENCES WITH DESU! Master-sama showed Suiseiseki his penis once. DESU! MASTER-SAMA SHOWED SUISEISEKI HIS PENIS ONCE DESU! It was too small even for dolls. SHUT UP! SHUT UP! YOURE NOT SUISEISEKI! With my right hand I snatched a pair of scissors from my desk and mashed them continually into her face. Her little body was smashed into kindling but I did not stop. Until her screams began to sound a bit like my voice, and I remembered that dolls did not scream, and they did not bleed. Suddenly there was feeling in my left hand for the first time in weeks. I lifted it out of the dolls wreckage, covered in splinters and dripping from scissored wounds. How long had my hand been inside there? How long had I been inside here, alone in my one-room apartment, talking to myself, going mad?
The bolt scraped rust from the latch as I stepped outside. My eyes hurt, god the horizon it was a deal larger than 19 inches diagonally. But after five steps my breath quickened and my chest tightened and I turned back. Enough for today. Tomorrow I would try for six. A distant memory told me that when I reached two hundred and eighty, I would make it to the bus stop. And then Id be free of this apartment, of this prison. And then thered be nowhere in the world I couldnt go.
Least of all the refunds counter at Moemart in Akihabara. For fucks sake. Suiseiseki finishes her sentences with desu.