Comic Disappoint Your Pets
Furry New Yorker Comic
A new (?) take on an old classic.

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Comic Take a Spin
Wheel of Fortune New Yorker Comic
I have a feeling I'm gonna reference this one a lot.

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Comic What Are The Odds
Helicopter Crash New Yorker Comic
End of continuity.

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Comic Multi Party Authentication
Cryptography New Yorker Comic
There's a continuity here, a bit of an office romance.

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Comic Perfect Design
Perfect Design New Yorker Comic
I drew 5 boomer comics and submitted them to The New Yorker, but they never got back to me for some reason.

I'm just going to post them here, one per day.

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Hilarious and Original Cat On TV
Cat on TV Joke
I have identified and cataloged a hilarious and original joke involving cats and their proclivity to sit on television sets.

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Bernie Off The Top Rope
On the subreddit /r/FunnyAndSad, there is a robot/shill that does nothing but cross-post links to /r/democraticSocialism. Today it dropped all pretense and posted this Bernie Sanders meme.

It got upvotes despite not being funny or sad. I edited it to be more of both.

Anime Rankings
Anime Rankings
I have summarized and rated all of the anime I have seen. There may be some things missing and out of order because there is a lot.

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2019 Failure
I didn't post anything in all of 2019. I'm adding this post in 2020 so the 2019 page isn't empty.
Visual Basic Games
I've uploaded a bunch of visual basic games that I made in high school. I updated them to run in windowed mode and have proper timing on modern computers, but I have not attempted to fix any bugs. Strangely, many of them run slower on a 3+ GHz computer with Windows 10 than they did on a Pentium-200 with Windows 95. Thanks Microsoft.

Source code is included.