I got TB like last week. Went online for the first time today and got to Orange belt. I was so happy. I found that after a while, if I just keep doing the same two basic openers, haymaker or high kick (which is about all I can do :P) the people always do the same thing: grab both of my arms. So I yank myself towards them, fudge it and do my best to dodge their swings, and then just slam them face-first onto the ground just before I get DQ'd. People are like, "wow Shemp, you're awesome! I bet you're pro!" All I'm doing is clicking random buttons and trying not to fall down. :P

Is it bad that I had no idea of this site's existence?

That said, you have a great ense of humor and I am impressed by your art skills. :D