Hey Faggots, My name is Telamon, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day talking about a dead ass virtual Legos game. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, do any of you even still play Blockland? I mean, I guess its fun arguing about bullshit on its forums because of your own insecurities about your game being dead, but you all take it to a whole new level. This is even worse than pretending World of Warcraft is still relevant. Dont be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. Roblox is pretty much perfect. It's brick physics will blow your mind, and it's streamed by thousands of e-celebs. What games do you play on Blockland, other than furry RP with inferior block-building mechanics? Roblox also gets played by millions of people, and is completely free (I'm chargeing little kids $20 a month for vitual stuff; Shit is SO cash). Everyone one who plays Blockland is a faggot and you should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Just me and my daddy, hanging out I got pretty hungry so I started to pout He asked if I was down for something yummy and I asked what and he said he'd give me his cummies! Yeah! Yeah! I drink them! I slurp them! I swallow them whole It makes daddy happy so it's my only goal... Harder daddy! Harder daddy! 1 cummy, 2 cummy, 3 cummy, 4 I'm daddy's princess but I'm also a whore! He makes me feel squishy!He makes me feel good! He makes me feel everything a little should!~ Wa-What!
hey, this is the real DrenDran. don't listen to that cumchode.
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i think most of the right wingers on the forum are total cocks, and only a small percentage of the left are dicks. only seventhsandwich knows how to argue
i feel like this is a good time to announce that blockland is officially closing. i'm sorry, but i'm preparing a new game you guys might like after the hdd is replaced, it'll be kinda like blockland, you'll see
Does master want Suiseiseki to give him a footrub-desu? she purred. No thank you, I said. Im rather tired. You should retire to your box. But master-sama, Suiseiseki doesnt like her box-desu! I want to sleep in master-samas bed-desu! Not tonight. Youll do as youre told. Why doesnt master-sama have real girls in his bed? What?! Is master-samas penis too small for real girls? Why arent you saying desu? Does he have to use dolls instead? SAY DESU! SUISEISEKI FINISHES HER SENTENCES WITH DESU! Master-sama showed Suiseiseki his penis once. DESU! MASTER-SAMA SHOWED SUISEISEKI HIS PENIS ONCE DESU! It was too small even for dolls. SHUT UP! SHUT UP! YOURE NOT SUISEISEKI! With my right hand I snatched a pair of scissors from my desk and mashed them continually into her face. Her little body was smashed into kindling but I did not stop. Until her screams began to sound a bit like my voice, and I remembered that dolls did not scream, and they did not bleed. Suddenly there was feeling in my left hand for the first time in weeks. I lifted it out of the dolls wreckage, covered in splinters and dripping from scissored wounds. How long had my hand been inside there? How long had I been inside here, alone in my one-room apartment, talking to myself, going mad?
The bolt scraped rust from the latch as I stepped outside. My eyes hurt, god the horizon it was a deal larger than 19 inches diagonally. But after five steps my breath quickened and my chest tightened and I turned back. Enough for today. Tomorrow I would try for six. A distant memory told me that when I reached two hundred and eighty, I would make it to the bus stop. And then Id be free of this apartment, of this prison. And then thered be nowhere in the world I couldnt go.
Least of all the refunds counter at Moemart in Akihabara. For fucks sake. Suiseiseki finishes her sentences with desu.
Lately Dog-Fucker123 (also known as 'Pie Crust') has been messaging me on steam with links to him sexually abusing his dog. Pictures located here: [link removed] [link removed] [link removed] This is a picture of him spamming it in my discord [link removed]
He's been posting it on BLF as well, except he quickly edits his posts so it won't be seen to regular viewers. [link removed] [link removed] [link removed]
This isnt the first time dogfucker123 has done this. If you look up previous dramas, (which i'll link), he's been doing this for quite some time. [link removed] [link removed] [link removed]
Badspot, please do something about this. Make him BoS or something. All he does is seek attention with his beastiality fetish.
4 year old with brain cancer becomes police officer ----------------------------------------------------
CHASE'S FATHER SCOTT /=====\ / o o I heard like a 'Help, ah, I have brain cancer' kind \ < of thing. And I looked over and I saw a guy who's - probably like 4 years old, in the 6-foot long \=====/ hospital bed and gasping to be a police officer. \
EVESHAM POLICE LT. JOSEPH FRIEL /=====\ / u u Chase activated our emergency response plan. He got \ < down off the hospital bed and jumped in and helped --- bring a criminal to justice. He had just completed \=====/ ... a five-hour chemotherapy the day before for all of the new and returning brain cancer patients and we were ready to go, day one. \
CHASE'S DOCTOR, DR. MARTINEZ /=====\ / 0 0 Never let them out of your sight. That's what I do \ < with brain cancer, no matter where it's at or where ~ it goes, it can't go where I can't see it. \=====/ \
i stopped using the forums for about 3 months. in that time, ive developed a confusing and beautifully terrible romantic relationship with the two ladies living with me that no one knows about. one likes me. the other wants to like me. i want to like them both. they want me to live with them. one of the ladies ex boyfriends, who is my roommate and best friend, wants me to move in with him and the gang. everything that was once simple is now a complicated. i love it, but I hate it. my happy place is gone, and my life has turned into a complicated fantasy