Methinks he doth protest...
Badspot: Characters that don't meet my personal beauty standards mean devs hate money.
Devs: *make money*
Baspot: People still buy crappy games!
Games: *win multiple critics' awards*
Badspot: *seethes in basement*
If this non-issue bothers you sufficiently to dunk on an actual child, just wait for GOG's next NSFW sale. Plenty of tits and teeth can be expected therein.