Actually, this is a correlation of a ponytail ATTACK angle and your intelligence! 1) The "Zero Point" is really dumb in this sense because to attack with your ponytail, you swirl your head suddenly and hit the person in the face. So in this case, pointless, as the pony tail is in your face,
2) "Retarded" is pretty much the same thing as the "Zero Point",
3) "Low Average" is not that good unless you're shorter than the intended target,
4) "Average" works if you are the same height as the offender,
5) And "Above Average" is best for if you are taller than the other person.

In my opinion, above average is best, because I have curly, clumpy hair. My opinion.