Clockturn2010-07-07 00:37:32
There is various photos of me with my hair at the zero point. It is not theoretical. I was hammered out of my mind.

In these photos I am also wearing a suit and I have a glass on my head, so there is no denying that I in fact hit the zero point.

However my hair usually defaults to above average. But yes, I can confirm this theory via controlled experimentation.