The Creative Process
I made this.
You made this?
I made this.
T-this is my fursona, "Shadow the Hedgehog" aka "The Ultimate Lifeform"!! He's really cool cause he's always angry, and has cool red streaks, jet-powered shoes and a GUN!! He can also control time with the 7 Chaos Emeralds and also generate SUPER POWERFUL energy spears!! He was created to save humanity but his IDENTITY CRISIS made him have AMNESIA...
Sometimes I think your comics aren't funny, they're just mean.
1989 Age 6: Wow, this is the greatest game ever.
1994 Age 11: This is awesome. It can't get better than this.
1998 Age 15: A masterpiece. This is the best game ever made
2002 Age 19: What the hell is this bullshit? It's too fucking easy. This game is geared towards casuals.
2008 Age 25: CASUAL CASUAL SHOVELWARE SHOVELWARE CASUAL CASUAL SHOVELWARE SHOVELWARE
2008 Age 6: Wow, this is the greatest game ever.
I hate it!
I want more!
Almost...Here it comes...! [Band release second album]
I PREFERRED THEIR OLDER STUFF THEY USED TO BE GOOD NOW THEY'VE LOST IT BETRAYED THEIR LOYAL FANBASE THEY'RE NOT EVEN THE SAME BAND ANYMORE WHERES THE HEART? IT USED TO BE ABOUT THE MUSIC BLOODY SELLOUTS THEIR FAME WENT TO THEIR HEADS ....
Chainsawsuit can't be about chefs and law and order forever. Gotta look outside my comfort zone.
Hope this helps me broaden my horizons!
[Enters "butt town" night club]
[Never returns to desk]
The Artist: Aw man. That guy's cake is way better than mine.
The Audience: Holy shit! Two cakes!
[A cute girl demonstrates how to commit suicide by hanging]
Deaf: CLARENCE. I am the angel of deaf.
Clarence: Are you... are you here to take my hearing?
Father: Child, it's your birthday tomorrow, you know what that means right?
Child: Oh boy!
Father Tonight you get a visit from the birthday skeleton!
Child: The what?
Skeleton: Hello small human. What material wealth do you wish for?
Child: A-An Xbox?
Skeleton: The contract is sealed.
Who needs hair? I've got a beard.
Everyone just thinks my heads upside-down.
I beat it! Finally!
And I unlocked the achievement!
Son, all of these video games are a waste of your time. Go outside and do something that is actually rewarding.
[Builds a snowman]
Age 29: Ha ha, if this is what being "old" is like, I'll take it!
Age 30: Ooh - guess I overdid that run! Well, as long as i can sit at a desk and work
Age 32: My fucking shoulder has been destroyed by ctrl-z
Don't be nervous.
It's been more than ten years since the last time you saw Snake. Be Cool.
be cool be cool
Snake! Get --
[Reading book: Taking care of your turtle]
Woman: Let's do it and never stop
[Turtle is dead]
Yup, fuck this shit!
I ain't ever gonna play this shit game again.
[Plays game again]
I took over this project when a colleague of mine left, and he had taken it over from someone else who had take it over from the CTO when it was just version 3! It's one of the company's greatest projects! It makes me proud to be able to hand it all over to you! There are loads of new features coming up! There's quite a lot of code, I'll leave you to take a look and make yourself at home. Good luck!
10 Years Ago: Pile of letters = Boring; One email = Exciting!
Now: 436 unread emails = Boring; One letter = Exciting!
HD texture pack
I've made a robot that screams!
We're proud to be able to announce... iphone 5. Well, not proud.
I mean it's taller. A tall fella I tell ya what. Get your apps on there.
It's an okay phone.
Bro: Ayy gurl, you like big dicks?
[Reading book: Moderating /v/]
Woman: Let's do it and never stop
[/v/ is unmoderated]
[A Kill la Kill themed parody of "Loss", the 9/11 of web comics]
[Plops on to the floor]
No one is right. Everyone is wrong.
I specifically requested the opposite of this.
If you ever become depressed...
And things are going wrong...
Just curl up cozy on the floor..
And sing this little song...
I want to be successful
[Success is at the top of effort hill]
I've made so many mistakes in this life...
I've let down everyone I know at one time or another...
except for you... you are my last chance to be perfect.
Here's your milk little buddy.
I wanted a blue cup!
Evidence you're wrong
Evidence you're right
Block me. baldie.
He blocked me LOL. Life goal. Honored.
*right click* *save*
Where ya headin', bub?
Could you just drive around until I fall asleep?
Robber: Gimme all your money!!
Victim: Ah! Ok! Go easy!
[Victim produces questionable my little pony "wallet"]
[Victim tearfully produces money from "wallet" cavity]
Old Man: It is dangerous to go alone. Take this.
Link: It will keep me safe?
Old Man: No. There is no safety to be found in a sword. A sword brings death. It does not give life. It is a responsibility. A burden.
Old Man: This is no gift. It is a curse.
Old Man: I hope one day you will forgive me.
Little-known Fact #839: There are only twenty-three people alive today, and you're one of them; everyone else you know just looks human to lull you into not searching for the other twenty-two. Lonely? You should be.
Calvin: If I've learned one thing in life, it's that everyone has his price.
Calvin: Raise the ante high enougn, and there's no such thing as scruples! People will do anything if the price is right!
Hobbes: What's your price?
Calvin: Two bucks cold cash up front.
Hobbes: I don't know which is worse, that everyone has his price, or that the price is always so low.
Calvin: I'd make mine higher, but it's hard to find buyers as it is.
[Link skips through a heartfelt monologue]
Situation: There are 14 stupid threads.
14?! Ridiculous! We need to complain about them in one single drama thread. Yeah!
Soon: Situation: There are 15 stupid threads.