Source:
awkwardzombie.com
One of these people is me IRL.
Transcript:
Ocelot: Don't be nervous.
Ocelot: It's been more than ten years since the last time you saw Snake. Be Cool.
Ocelot: be cool be cool
Ocelot: Snake! Get --
[Snake is horribly disheveled]
[Ocelot is disgusted]