A theory of ponytail angle of attack as an indicator of intelligence.

Comments

Jervan (IP: 86.12.206.209) 2008-06-22 11:51:56

LOL

dUMBELLS (IP: 24.8.91.149) 2008-06-29 21:46:36

The Zero Point one is hilarious.

Sheezy (IP: 63.228.234.31) 2008-07-18 12:29:02

Samus isnt stupid :(

Badspot (IP: 71.237.169.146) 2008-07-18 16:26:53

Sorry, but it's undeniable. This is all very scientific.

Dan (IP: 72.94.1.149) 2008-07-21 18:27:54

Holy crap,the last girls I saw with the ponytail directly up like that, (retarded, do seem quite retarded. I might just have to agree with this.

Tape (IP: 24.182.224.242) 2008-07-21 18:35:04

Rofl

Tails (IP: 79.69.126.41) 2008-08-01 04:36:29

I has never seen a person with the front one :(

MegaScience (IP: 98.15.197.21) 2008-09-06 02:47:14

If there's a deeper joke to the first one, I don't understand.
All I get is it means "Probably zero intelligence."

Does the kinds you like suggest anything about yourself? Because the last 2, for me are :o

tay104 (IP: 71.182.12.104) 2008-09-08 19:50:22

lol

Ethan (IP: 60.234.212.242) 2008-09-12 18:09:18

I know someone with the first one, lol.
It's true.

Sirrus (IP: 71.63.50.16) 2008-09-23 19:51:31

Theoretical zero point.
Makes me laugh every time.

StoreClerk (IP: 70.140.26.55) 2008-10-05 20:20:35

BASELESS BASELESS BASELESS

Falcondude (IP: 142.177.27.233) 2008-10-19 19:16:12

The funniest part about this is that I saw someone with a ponytail hanging over her face right after I saw this picture

Fabio the Brave (IP: 138.210.44.229) 2008-11-04 01:46:39

So true

Blaman (IP: 72.139.55.87) 2008-12-23 22:17:36

Very accurate diagram. I must say.

The Russian (IP: 67.174.59.244) 2009-06-03 23:16:46

You make a good point herem any pony tail sticking up looks retarded and the person having the ponytail is also retarded.

Krypton (IP: 194.144.10.196) 2009-06-16 11:05:19

Why does it have the similiar faces to the 2D Killer game?

IceBlue (IP: 121.45.27.71) 2009-07-04 08:58:26

What about to the side?

Tails (IP: 79.75.142.94) 2009-07-15 02:36:01

*Krypton

Because that's how you layout a face.

-Un-Known- (IP: 74.47.108.213) 2009-08-06 16:12:27

Badspot, How come you never show your face?

Reko (IP: 72.160.59.240) 2009-08-07 19:10:55

He does show his face... KAHNKAHNKAHNKAHN, its on the blockland forums, that's his face, duh!

hecmx (IP: 201.153.10.199) 2009-09-19 14:26:53

hahahha // this is almost a law

ColdCatcher (IP: 173.87.178.144) 2009-11-03 20:19:32

I Dont Want To Offend You In Any Given Way, But Many Girls Have Hair Like This... How Could You Prove That These Hair Styles Really Prove Something, I mean would this prove anything if a smart person one day wore her hair like this?...

Badspot (IP: 71.237.169.146) 2009-11-05 01:29:10

Well, why don't you do a little experiment. Walk around until you find a girl with a pony tail coming straight out of the top of her head, then talk to her.

Block Buster (IP: 75.135.89.13) 2009-12-03 17:02:17

I agree, although I have never seen someone with the forward ponytail I have seen people with pony tails and they are retarded indeed.

Alex (IP: 86.141.151.202) 2010-01-31 11:24:10

i lol'd at the retarded one

(IP: 71.237.169.146) 2010-04-08 01:49:21

Test comment

Felipe058 (IP: 71.230.211.51) 2010-06-06 14:38:24

The "Theoretical Zero Point" and "Retarded" made me laugh :D And I too have noticed a correlation between ponytail height and average intelligence. Of course correlation does not imply causation, but preconceptions based on appearance can nevertheless be quite amusing.

Conan (IP: 75.36.180.197) 2010-06-26 14:01:55

THIS IS ACTUALLY REAL.
A girl in my school who wears her hair like the last picture gets straight A's.

Wat.

Clockturn (IP: 210.56.70.179) 2010-07-06 23:37:32

There is various photos of me with my hair at the zero point. It is not theoretical. I was hammered out of my mind.

In these photos I am also wearing a suit and I have a glass on my head, so there is no denying that I in fact hit the zero point.

However my hair usually defaults to above average. But yes, I can confirm this theory via controlled experimentation.

mister big-hands (IP: 65.111.93.155) 2010-07-14 21:18:32

yes.

The Titanium (IP: 65.111.93.155) 2010-07-14 21:19:09

What about ponytails that come out the side of their heads?