2017-06-21
What's wrong with your eyes?

-- Terminator 2: Judgement Day
2017-05-23
Alice More: Arrest him!
Sir Thomas More: For what?
Alice More: He's dangerous!
Will Roper: For lying, lord, he's a spy!
Margaret More: Father, that man's bad!
Sir Thomas More: There's no law against that.
Will Roper: There is - God's law.
Sir Thomas More: Then God can arrest him.
Alice More: While you talk he's gone!
Sir Thomas More: And go he should if he were the devil himself until he broke the law.
Will Roper: So, now you'd give the devil benefit of law?
Sir Thomas More: Yes, what would you do? Cut a great road through the law to get after the devil?
Will Roper: Yes! I'd cut down every law in England to do that?
Sir Thomas More: Oh? And when the last law was down and the devil turned 'round on you, where would you hide, Roper, the laws all being flat? This country is planted thick with laws from coast to coast, - man's laws not God's - and if you cut them down - and you're just the man to do it - do you really think you could stand upright in the winds that would blow then? Yes. I give the devil benefit of law for my own safety's sake.

-- A Man for All Seasons
2017-05-21
Now that it's over, I don't know what to do with the rest of my life.

-- Inigo, The Princess Bride
2017-05-21
Have you ever considered piracy?

-- Westley, The Princess Bride
2017-05-11
The level one food court will reopen in 30 minutes.
Thank you for your patience.

-- Dredd
2017-04-24
Yes. Stop asking.

-- Futurama 02x12
2017-01-12
What?!

-- Futurama 04x14
2016-11-23
Well... I suppose the environment can take one more for the team.

-- Professor Farnsworth, Futurama 04x08
2016-11-23
Fry: Yakov Smirnoff said it.
Leela: No he didn't.

-- Futurama 04x08
2016-11-23
Thank you. I deserve this.

-- Professor Farnsworth, Futurama 04x08
2016-11-15
We do not know who else may be watching.

-- Gandalf, Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
2016-10-31
Hold on to your butts.
*clunk*
Um...

-- Jurassic Park
2016-10-31
I think she's pretty.

-- Alice in Wonderland
2016-10-31
You like it? It's my first.

-- The Terminator
2016-10-31
Stop cheering me up!

-- True Lies
2016-10-31
Did you have any luck with the bomb?
Yeah, it didn't go off.

-- Speed
2016-10-31
Relax. Relax!

-- Terminator 3
2016-10-31
Women - can't live with 'em, can't kill 'em.

-- True Lies
2016-10-31
Fell deeds awake. Now for wrath, now for ruin, and the red dawn. Forth, Eorlingas!

-- Theodin, Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
2016-10-31
We're leavin.

-- Event Horizon
2016-10-31
Remember your old friend - Injun Joe?

-- The Adventures of Mark Twain
2016-10-31
Judgement Day is inevitable

-- Terminator 3
2016-10-31
Just another unidentified corpse.

-- Aramaki, Ghost in the Shell
2016-10-31
Don't you have a safe? No you don't have a safe. Get a safe!

-- Biff, Back to the Future Part II
2016-10-31
I'm going to be honest with you. I... Hate this place, this zoo, this prison, this reality, whatever you want to call it. I can't stand it any longer. It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink. And every time I do I fear that I have somehow been infected by it. It's repulsive, isn't it?

-- Agent Smith, The Matrix
2016-10-08
See Luto? There's nothing to be afraid of.
Augh
Luto?

-- Labyrinth
2016-10-08
On a long enough timeline, the survival rate for everyone drops to zero. I was a recall coordinator. My job was to apply the formula. A new car built by my company leaves somewhere traveling at 60mph. The rear differential locks up. The car crashes and burns with everyone trapped inside. Now, should we initiate a recall? Take the number of vehicles in the field, A, multiply it by the probable rate of failure, B, then multiply the result by the average out of court settlement, C. A x B x C = X. If X is less than the cost of a recall, we don't do one.

-- Fight Club
2016-10-08
Wait a minute? Is that right?
I don't know, I've never understood it!

-- Labyrinth
2016-10-08
Give it to me straight doctor, don't... sugar coat it.
Very well. Your entire family died when a plane, piloted by your fiance, crashed into your uninsured home. And you have inoperable cancer.

-- Futurama 02x01
2016-10-08
Yes, if by allow you mean force.
[Excessive hammering]

-- Futurama 02x01
2016-10-08
Eh, no problem. Unh.

-- Labyrinth
2016-10-08
Hey Paul!

-- Patrick Bateman, American Psycho
2016-09-24
Do you know how to use that thing?
Yes. The pointy end goes into the other man.
This is going to take a lot of work.

-- The Mask of Zorro
2016-09-24
I'm tired... and old.

-- The Adventures of Mark Twain
2016-09-24
Now what do you suggest we do? Spank it?

- Bones, Star Trek The Motion Picture
2016-09-24
It's cool but it's disgusting.

-- Quicksilver, X-Men Days of Future Past
2016-09-24
Well, thank you very much, it's very nice of you. Your vote of confidence is overwhelming.

-- The Princess Bride
2016-09-24
That's illegal you know.
Uh... well only if you get caught.

-- X-Men Days of Future Past
2016-09-24
Out of order?! Fuck!
Even in the future nothing works!

-- Spaceballs
2016-09-24
I gave you the chance of aiding me willingly, but you have elected the way of pain!

-- Saurumon, Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring
2016-09-24
I don't know.
You don't know or you don't care?
Pick one.

-- X-Men
2016-04-27
No, it's right. I figured it out. I could never do it before! I think I'm getting smarter! It's a piece of cake! Aaaaahh!

-- The Labyrinth
2016-04-27
Sleep...Sleep...Sleep...Sleep...Sleep...

-- They Live
2016-04-18
-- Nichijou, Episode 2
2016-04-17
What sort of improvements have been made in Flynn... I mean, um, ENCOM OS-12?
This year we put a "12" on the box.

-- Tron Legacy
2016-04-17
They will break upon this fortress like water on rock. Saruman's hordes will pillage and burn, we've seen it before. Crops can be resown. Homes rebuilt. Within these walls, we will outlast them.

-- Theodin, Lord of the Rings: The Two Towers
2016-04-14
Alice: But I don't want to go among mad people!
Cheshire Cat: Oh you can't help that. Most everyone's mad here. You may have noticed that I'm not all there myself.

-- Alice in Wonderland
2016-04-06
Why? Probably because it sounds scary.

-- True Lies
2016-04-06
Two weeks.

-- Total Recall
2016-03-18
You have disentried disrecognized space. Emergencies dispatched.

-- Aeon Flux 03x03 - Thanataphobia
2016-03-18
Outside the boundary walls, a desert. A cursed earth. Inside the walls, a cursed city, stretching from Boston to Washington D.C. An unbroken concrete landscape. 800 million people living in the ruin of the old world and the mega structures of the new one.

-- Dredd
2016-03-14
You watched it, you can't un-watch it!

-- Futurama 03x18
2016-03-14
Oh, blithery poop, my cowardly lobster! You don't need courage. After all, who needs courage when you have a gun?

-- Professor Farnsworth, Futurama 03x18
2016-03-09
Zoidberg: More.
Fry: There aren't any more. And there never will be.

-- Futurama 01x06
2016-02-15
All units, go autistic after we're in.

-- Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex 01x24
2016-02-15
You, you're in cyberbrain autistic mode?
Uh-huh.

-- Ghost in the Shell: Stand Alone Complex 01x11
2016-02-15
Yeah, yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could that they didn't stop to think if they should.

-- Dr. Ian Malcolm, Jurassic Park
2016-02-05
Oh, what a lie!

-- Labyrinth
2016-01-24
Where we're going, we won't need eyes to see.

-- Dr Weir, Event Horizon
2016-01-18
Warned ya. Get up, you're headed for the cubes.

-- Dredd
2015-12-16
[Charles Whitman Lecture]

-- Full Metal Jacket
2015-12-16
Are you quitting on me? Well are you? Then quit you slimy fucking walrus looking piece of shit! Get the fuck off of my obstacle! Get the fuck down off of my obstacle! Now! Move it! I'm gonna rip your balls off so you cannot contaminate the rest of the world!

-- Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Full Metal Jacket
2015-12-16
The Matrix is a system, Neo. That system is our enemy. But when you're inside, you look around, what do you see? Businessmen, teachers, lawyers, carpenters - the very minds of the people we are trying to save. But until we do, these people are still a part of that system and that makes them our enemy. You have to understand most of these people are not ready to be unplugged. And many of them are so inured, so hopelessly dependent on the system that they will fight to protect it.

-- Morpheus, The Matrix
2015-12-16
Cohagen: Yes, what is it?
Underling: Sir, the oxygen level is bottoming out in sector G - what do you want me to do about it?
Cohagen: Don't do anything.
Underling: But they won't last an hour sir.
Cohagen: Fuck 'em.

-- Total Recall
2015-12-16
Indiana Jones: It belongs in a museum!
Panama Hat: So do you!

-- Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade
2015-12-15
2015-11-28
Princess Buttercup: Admit it!
Man in Black: With pride. What can I do for you?

-- The Princess Bride
2015-08-16
2015-07-20
Tyler Durden: Oh, I get it. It's very clever.
Narrator: Oh, Thank you.
Tyler Durden: How's that working out for you?
Narrator: What?
Tyler Durden: Being clever.
Narrator: Great.
Tyler Durden: Keep it up then. Right up.

-- Fight Club
2015-07-16
Bender: You gotta give me a do-over!
Craps Dealer: Sorry, the house limit is three do-overs.

-- Futurama 01x10
2015-07-11
Dwayne: But perhaps your civilization is merely the sewer of an even greater society above you!
Leela: No. We're on the top.
Fry: Daylight and everything.
Dwayne: Oh.

-- Futurama 02x01
2015-06-27
Excellent. I-I-I-I mean... too bad.

- Chekov, Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
2015-06-27
Sir?
What?
Are we being to literal?
No you fool, we're following orders. We were told to comb the desert so we're combing it.
Found anything yet?
Nothing yet, sir!
How about you?
Not a thing, sir!
What about you guys?
We ain't found shit!

-- Spaceballs
2015-06-27
Welcome to real life.

-- Lonestar, Spaceballs
2015-06-27
Your honor I object!
And why is that Mr. Reed?
Because it's devastating to my case!
Overruled.
Good call!

-- Liar Liar
2015-06-27
400 years ago on the planet earth, workers who felt their livelihood threatened by automation flung their wooden shoes called 'sabot' into the machines to stop them. Hence the word 'sabotage'.

- Lieutenant Valeris, Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country
2015-06-27
Stop breaking the law asshole!

-- Liar Liar
2015-06-27
My teacher tells me real beauty's on the inside.
That's just something ugly people say.

-- Liar Liar
2015-06-27
Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?

-- Spock, Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home
2015-06-26
Don't go on. Go back while you still can. This is not the way. Take heed, and go no further. Beware. Beware.

-- Stone faces, Labyrinth
2015-05-26
I understood the word 'hat'!

-- Fry, Futurama 01x11
2015-05-24
Professor: Consider the philosophical and metaphysical ramifications of the-
Fry: Banana! Banana! Banana!

-- Futurama 01x11
2015-05-24
Please. Everyone knows that 20th century colleges were basically expensive daycare centers.

-- Leela, Futurama 01x11
2015-05-24
What?! That's not not fair! I deserve the same respect any other college dropout gets.

-- Fry, Futurama 01x11
2015-05-24
I'm a certified college dropout.

-- Fry, Futurama 01x11
2015-05-23
Do you have a minute? I live in Jersey City and my car broke down and I need to get back cause my aunt's real sick and she needs this medicine but I need money for the bus, so I'm mugging you. Hand over your wallets!

-- Futurama 04x04
2015-05-19
Your Honor, it's all true: My female incompetence, Zapp's cat-like reflexes, the stuff that made no sense, all of it.
[Crowd gasps/buckawks]

-- Leela, Futurama 02x02
2015-01-22
How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow?

-- Dark Helmet, Spaceballs
2015-01-22
I didn't build the fucking thing!

-- Kyle Reese, The Terminator
2014-12-31
It's about the future, isn't it!?

-- Doc Brown, Back to the Future
2014-12-31
I'm in the future

-- Jennifer Parker, Back to the Future Part II
2014-12-31
2015?! You mean we're in the future?!

-- Marty McFly, Back to the Future Part II
2014-11-25
You've got balls of solid rock

-- Little John, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
2014-11-25
I have seen it many times... with horses

-- Azeem, Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
2014-11-25
Oh, right! Of course, IT'S ALWAYS ABOUT YOU, ISN'T IT?

-- Sir Alexander Dane, Galaxy Quest
2014-06-22
I'm sorry... I don't remember any of it.
You don't remember!?
For you, the day Bison graced your village was the most important day of your life, but for me, it was Tuesday.
0_0

-- Street Fighter
2014-06-21
The secret is to stop giving a rats ass about anyone else and start of the things you want, that you deserve, that the world owes you.

-- Bender, Futurama 02x01
2014-06-21
Soon we'll be able to look back on this and laugh.
*step* *step* *step* *step*
Hahahahhahahahaaaaa

-- Bender, Futurama 02x02
2014-06-12
It's very simple, the ad gets into your brain just like this liquid gets into this egg. *bam*

-- Professor Farnsworth, Futurama 01x06
2014-06-12
Captain, may I have a word with you?
No.
It's an emergency, sir.
Come back when it' a catastrophe!
[explosion]
Uehhh very well *chair scoot*

-- Futurama, 01x10
2014-06-10
*Sniff*

-- Zombieland
2014-06-10
Maybe you can't understand this, but I've finally found what I need to be happy and it's not friends - it's things.

-- Fry, Futurama 01x06
2014-06-10
Toodeloo! ... Dumbass

-- Mom, Futurama 01x06
2014-06-10
Hmmm, what's thirteen times nine?
One hundred seventeen.
Good answer.

-- Aeon Flux
2014-06-10
Who's laughing now? Aauuuuh! Aauuuuughaaaa! Aughnhnhnnaa!

-- Ash, Evil Dead II
2014-05-26
What?! You've lost me, I don't know what the hell you're talking about!

-- Nameless helicopter pilot, Ghost in The Shell
2014-05-26
AAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRUUUUUUAAAUUUUUU

-- Arnold Schwarzenegger, Predator
2014-05-26
The caring meter dropped, two whole points!
[gasps]
A lot of people must have suddenly just... stopped caring
Oh what could have caused that?

-- The Care Bears Movie
2014-05-26
*Wa-ching-click-ching*
*Clicketclackityclackclick*

-- American guy's fingers, Ghost in the Shell
2014-05-26
Grumpy Bear! Grumpy Bear!
Ouch! Owowowowowow...
The caring meter is down to 5! If it reaches zero, Care-a-lot is finished!
And no one will care anymore...

-- The Care Bears Movie
2014-05-26
And now they're gone!

-- Bender, Futurama 01x03
2014-05-26
So what happens when the caring meter drops to zero?
No one in the world will care anymore.

-- The Care Bears Movie
2014-05-26
Cause there's no god and your idiotic human ideals are laughable! Haahahaahahaha!

-- Bender, Futurama 01x07
2014-05-26
You.. you you.. bungling blockhead!

-- Archimedes, The Sword In The Stone
2014-04-20
I have an excellent idea: let's change the subject.

-- The March Hare, Alice in Wonderland
2014-04-12
But don't call asking what the object of the game is, figuring that out is the object of the game. Good luck and congratulations on choosing CRS

-- The Game
2014-04-12
I've had enough! I'm going to bed!

-- Labyrinth
2014-04-12
I just don't see how a world that makes such wonderful things.. could be bad

-- Ariel, The Little Mermaid
2014-04-12
My poor little poopsies!

-- Ursula, The Little Mermaid
2014-04-12
The Search For More Money

-- Yogurt, Spaceballs
2014-04-12
Ariel!

-- King Triton, The Little Mermaid
2014-04-12
Pardon my French, but you're an asshole!

-- Cameron, Ferris Bueller's Day Off
2014-04-12
I'm an old man.

-- Squirrelin, The Sword in the Stone
2014-04-12
Well... there goes Bill.

-- Dodo, Alice in Wonderland
2014-04-12
We'll have to look into this *flip smash* AHAaaAA!

-- The Mad Hatter, Alice in Wonderland
2014-04-12
Is it really me? Is it really you? Hey you've put on a little weight

-- Charlie, All Dogs Go To Heaven
2014-04-12
Ahahahhah ahahahah ahahahha *plop*

-- Vizzini, The Princess Bride
2014-02-18
We're not just doing this for money... we're doing it for a shitload of money!

-- Lonestar, Spaceballs
2014-02-18
Wow.
What?
Suddenly my life doesn't look that bad.

-- X-Men
2014-02-18
Goddamn cellular fucking phones!

-- John McClane, Die Hard: With a Vengeance
2014-02-18
Think of it as a challenge.

-- Aeon Flux
2014-02-18
Them's my rightful property! It's not fair!
No, it isn't... but that's the way it is.

-- Labyrinth
2014-02-18
Incendiary.

-- Dredd