She's talking about his penis.

Transcript:
Mass Effect Comic 'Paramour'

Panel 1
Kelly: We beat the collectors, commander! Isn't it great?
Shepard: Hmm? ...yeah
Kelly: Aww, Why the long face? You're not still pining for Tali, are you?

Panel 2
Shepard: It's just... we're already different species. Why does it matter that I'm a girl?
Kelly: I'm sure you'll find someone, commander. What about Garrus? He seems nice.
Shepard: Already been there. We're completely incompatible

Panel 3
Kelly: Oh come on, you two get along great
Shepard: It's like a claw hammer

Comments

Tom Gunn (IP: 97.82.249.160) 2010-05-01 20:39:41

Best short comic ever.

Xoax (IP: 76.95.90.249) 2010-05-01 21:08:14

This is hilarious.

Spock (IP: 98.95.108.201) 2010-05-01 21:18:38

Mass effect 2 not played = Joke not gotten

D:

Tingalz (IP: 208.102.79.96) 2010-05-01 21:21:03

Oh dear.

King of Losers (IP: 69.138.219.196) 2010-05-02 01:49:26

Spock:

Mass effect 2 not played = Joke not gotten

D:
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Just search for a picture of Garrus and then all will become clear.

Riot (IP: 213.17.117.152) 2010-05-02 04:38:45

Claw hammer, claw, claw penis. Kangaroo penis :D

Ector (IP: 76.117.24.210) 2010-05-02 06:04:41

Claw hammers you say?
Hmmmmm

Qwepir (IP: 208.102.79.96) 2010-05-02 21:31:40

@Riot. I followed you up to Claw Penis>Kangaroo Penis.
Kangaroo=Claw?

TheReindeer (IP: 84.250.163.36) 2010-05-03 10:25:43

Awesomecakes

OhSnap (IP: 98.250.20.53) 2010-05-03 10:59:52

Considering Kelly's disturbing lust for anything alien with a pulse, I'm sure she'd find that information enticing rather than abhorrent >_>

Awesome comic, I laughed well.

The Russian (IP: 67.174.59.244) 2010-05-04 23:39:45

....It's like a claw hammer.....

Chronoflect (IP: 68.35.96.209) 2010-05-16 20:33:31

Haha, her expression is great.

Dr. Horrible (IP: 86.13.75.141) 2010-05-19 13:46:26

The hammer is his penis.

Arc (IP: 24.0.19.54) 2010-05-20 06:15:11

Chafing...

W (IP: 24.22.10.159) 2010-06-05 08:03:16

Well, at least you had Kelly to try and cheer you up - though your little one night stand with her felt kind of dirty; Kelly's a bit of a freak. (and I may be a murderer, but I don't objectify the women I swoon over - I fealt like I might as well have picked her up in a bar)

(IP: 71.56.158.38) 2010-06-05 11:11:49

>one night stand

You can actually call her up whenever you want after that.

JakeOfRavenclaw (IP: 173.86.112.45) 2010-06-06 14:06:43

:D These are awesome! Great job!

Vedrit (IP: 67.186.198.230) 2010-06-10 11:52:51

Arc:
Chafing...
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Dont worry, they have a pill for that

Brea (IP: 174.65.70.34) 2010-07-02 01:44:14

Her expression at the end is great. Makes it even more hilarious!

Fan (IP: 97.82.148.26) 2010-08-06 22:02:43

I wondered the samething WHY know TALI :)

Sentience (IP: 71.202.240.188) 2010-09-04 19:36:39

Nice. At the end, Kelly seems to have a finger on a single button. Who wants to bet that broad-cast Shepard's words to engineering? The red-head does look a little pleased with herself. Anyways, good work!