Guess they don't see many humans in dark space.

Transcript:
Mass Effect Comic 'Boss Rush'

Panel 1
[Tali and Shepard are looking up at something]
Shepard: It's... a human reaper!
Tali: Keelah!
Tali: How could this happen?

Panel 2
[Cut to a reaper gathering, outside the galaxy]
Reaper A: The plans for the human reaper are due tomorrow!
Reaper A: Quickly, how many optics units do humans have?
Reaper B: Two!
Reaper C: Four!
Reaper A: Very well. We shall compromise.

Panel 3
[Human reaper shown to have three eyes, asymmetrically]
Human Reaper: Durrr...

Comments

Tingalz (IP: 208.102.79.96) 2010-05-30 10:16:46

I never did understand why it had three eyes.

Possesed (IP: 82.131.76.246) 2010-05-30 11:00:02

Durr.

Comr4de (IP: 65.70.51.186) 2010-05-30 11:01:55

Lol

Wolfsite (IP: 24.226.37.228) 2010-05-30 13:30:48

Well in the game one of the dialogues said it was originally based on the Protheans, but when that failed they began converting it into a human reaper.

Narkro (IP: 64.74.213.98) 2010-05-30 19:01:54

Wow, very nice

Floater (IP: 86.142.35.213) 2010-05-31 09:34:44

Of all the things to choose from, I think you were too gentle.

The reapers reduced to a half-finished terminator cosplay powered by human sauce?

And then there is harbinger?

They are just a couple of reasons among many why I thought ME2 was the biggest let down from a sequel Ive ever experienced.

An (IP: 82.114.249.180) 2010-05-31 13:08:35

Awesome

pd (IP: 58.39.26.87) 2010-06-06 23:01:47

I know that's just Shepard's upper lip. But lordy, it looks like she has a mustache.

Badspot (IP: 71.56.158.38) 2010-06-09 11:59:36

There niggers, I changed her lips.

thaladyneko on deviantart (IP: 90.184.19.35) 2010-06-13 13:27:00

LOL! Dummest maschine ever : )

MegaScience (IP: 74.64.75.124) 2010-06-16 20:04:16

Great work is all I can say. :3

God (IP: 75.173.35.2) 2010-06-21 00:58:13

I'm pretty sure that most of the people viewing this are "White". Therefore, it wouldn't be that smart to call us niggers.

Clever (IP: 71.231.125.228) 2010-06-22 03:56:27

@God

Uhh.... it would be even LESS smart to call actual black people niggers (with the possible exception of the person doing the calling actually being black, as well...)

White Guy (IP: 75.173.47.107) 2010-06-27 15:26:09

Hey fuck you nigger!

Black Guy (IP: 75.173.47.107) 2010-06-27 15:26:29

That's it punk ass cracker! *Pulls out gun and shoots*

myca (IP: 138.23.220.148) 2010-06-29 13:01:35

holy shit i'm laughing so hard

DURRR (IP: 24.86.122.165) 2010-08-16 08:20:40

HOLY FUK I LAUGHED SO DAMN HARD. lol awesome job

Wait... (IP: 134.193.168.120) 2010-09-08 15:53:09

You played Shepard as a girl!?

Badspot (IP: 71.56.158.38) 2010-09-08 21:41:32

>You played Shepard as a girl!?

Hell yeah, I'd much rather look at a girl for 30+ hours. Plus the voice acting is a lot better on femshep.