Ha ha poop.
Comic 'Mea Cloga'
Victim: The toilet. You clogged the toilet then left the room.
Phone: Well it's a hotel, just call maintenance
Victim: Yea my roommate, not me, clogged the toilet
Front Desk: Oh, we'll send someone right up!
Victim: I DIDN'T DO IT. THANKS.
Maintenance Man: Someone call for-
Victim: MY ROOMMATE DID IT.