>>4037522
i wouldn't say that, but they should battle it out

long's tit are bigger

Don't taint this you fucking cunts
this is now a star trek thread

add morgan web to the mix

hahahaha never thought i'd see tara on 4chan. i'll see if i can get her to do a shoutout to /gif/

Personally know Tara, her boobs used to be bigger.

not that her boobs aren't fine now, this is purely in response to >>4037563

she has a munted face

yo it's tara, thanks for the shoutout. even if it is directed to my breasts :(

Jonathan Holmes was way hotter. Now there's some faggot hosting Destructoid. I want some Holmes tits, dammit!

>>4037835
if this is the real Tara, screen shot for the show

inb4 fleshlight mug

>>4037835
...and punch Max right in the wiener. That fucker is so high and malfunction...

http://twitter.com/#!/TaraLongest/status/25088670570643456

I love you Tara. You're one of my favorite redheads <3

>>4037965
Hahaha

I'd fuck her.

OMG, I posted in the same thread as Tara Long!!

oh hey, in that recent episode about the iPad 2 and 3DS at 6:23, what were you trying to say b4 that new guy rudely interrupted you, on your own show, to go on his rant? something about "how are nintendo fanboys supposed to fap..."

hah, you're quite astute. i was going to say "how are nintendo fanboys supposed to fap to the xtreme 3d graphics now?!" but him interrupting me was planned :)

wait is j-holmes not hosting destructoid anymore with you? if so, i will be a sad sad panda

nope, he moved back to the east coast. max is my permanent co-host now. he's pretty awesome.

>>4037522

So who the fuck is this, and why should I care?

J HOLMES NOOOO. you continue to be awesome tara, and max is aight, but i want me some holmes in my day

>>4038104
ah thank you, i don't know why i just remembered that but yea, i'd say you "made it", and you didn't even need to slip a nip to do so. keep up the good work on the show. i catch every episode.


i think the word "chesticles" would be appropriate for the show at some point.

thanks guys :) i miss holmes too, but he had to leave for personal reasons and we understood. he's still around on the website posting stuff and he may actually be submitting some segments for the show soon as well.

>>4038171

if this is really tara
I know we almost don't know each other, but will you marry me?

>>4038182
damnit, i should have though of that

where do you rank PCs in this console world?

>>4038190

DIBS!

i actually play pc games more than any other console, it's my preferred method of gaming. as far as the future of pc gaming, i'm talking about that on tomorrow's show :)

>>4038210
Get back to looking at porn gifs Tara, nobody cares.

Who the fuck is this person?

Yes I am too much of a lazy asshole to use Google

This does raise the question.
What were you doing on /gif/?
And exactly what type of porn were you looking for?

Not sure if I should be sad or excited that 4chan is talking about that beautiful goddess.

She got a DAT ASS ? then im interested

what she posted link to thread on twitter ,m GORE GIFS NAO


POST EM

wow tara, you made it on 4chan, and only shortly after your mom did.

The web does need a lot more Tara. Where can we find the Art School Tara pics?

>>4038237
>>4038255
fags need to read the thread b4 bitching

yea PC. if you think about it, android seems to be bringing gaming to the Linux platform. hopefully we won't need to be bitch to Microsoft in that realm forever.

a friend of mine found this thread while he was looking for tranny gifs (i assume).

Sure. A "friend".

Just learned about Carrie Keagan. She nice.

Haha! My thread was a huge success. Once again I am rewarded for being creepy on the internet.

Tara, if you're cool with me stalking you give me a signal during the next show such as blinking your eyes or looking at the camera.

>>4038804
>blinking your eyes or looking at the camera

Those are the worst fucking signals in the world. Seriously, are you retarded?

http://www.xvideos.com/video307834/nice_emo_strip
from before she reduced the one thing that made her useful. Also before she started fucking half of destructoid and magically became a gamer girl. Likes anal, terrible at giving head.

Bump, this is epic

>>4038810
Pretty sure thats the joke..

>>4038810
Yeah this needs to be said in the next show

shit i'm in the same thread as tara, coming to gif was a good choice

>>4038819

lol u mad?

Hey, it's Max Scoville. Stoked you guys are watching the show. Sorry I'm not Holmes. This thread is hilarious. We talk about it on tonight's episode.

4chan gets the opportunity to interview a hot chick from tv and the collective IQ of anonymous resorts to "what's your favorite video games" and "marry me."

Seriously guys, how often does this happen? what a waste.

>>4039212
that's "what's your favorite platform" and IT'S FUCKING TARA LONG!! we are in shock of the actual person we're talking about, showing up and no troll

>>4039212
>implying 4chan's collective intelligence in this thread is any different from the usual

>>4039262
well played, good sir.

also, more tara long gifs.

>>4039262
>implying

>>4039543
I don unnastan

phizzlecoaster

Holy shit.

Archive this shit.

Not sure if you guys are still here, but I love Destructoid and the show too. Keep up the good work.

Needs some Pico Mause gifs.

4chan is discussed in tonights episode of destructoid!

Check it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCJoHgoh5Q4

>>4039820
i feel sorry for you and your shitty job

Tara, I’d like to have your babies. Just so you know, I have child-bearing hips.

>>4038253
Bullshit. Post proof.

>>4039983
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RCJoHgoh5Q4

Never seen this show, but I guess it's never too late to start. I like you, Tara. You're real puurrrty. :)

>>4040053
the show is actually still pretty new. at least for me. i don't know if they had anything before the episodes on Rev3

>>4039820
lol, shove money into the floppy drive, that's what that is for.
yea, the younger generation needs to know that things used to mean stuff.

This thread made me subscribe to that YouTube channel. I have read the blog but didn't know about those videos.

Tara you rock!

>only 1 gif of Tara's ta-tas

Let's get on this, bros.

don't let this thread die

>>4038819
I dont think dancing around in her underwear counts as a strip

I might watch this terrible third rate Attack of the Show meets x-play clone if they had her do the show in her underwear like that though. If youre going to copy attack of the show at least copy the best part and have your token tits do some fan service now and then.

>>4038819
>>4040724
Shit, it doesn't even look like her to me.

>>4037522

She looks like a dude in drag

>>4040784
that's because it's not her. that chick looks nothing like her. troll harder

nice rack

captcha >attention camwhore

text-based camwhore

Dear Tara (or Tara's subordinate),

I just want to say, I've never watched your show, and I have no idea who you are.

But why the hell are you browsing /gif/.

I mean, seriously.

This place is a total shithole.

Like literally one of the worst boards on 4chan.

And that's quite an accomplishment considering how many of these boards are just pure shit.

Are you into porn or something?

Why in the hell would you even come here?

I mean, I actually kinda have an excuse for being here. I'm a virgin and complete shut-in with no job, no life, no gf, and I still live with my parents.

You're not.

You actually look like you've got your shit together.

Christ.

Don't come here.

Please.

Seriously.

Fuck.

I mean, how the hell am I supposed to beat off to you if I know you know I'm beating off to you. Goddammit.

Now I feel guilty.

Thanks alot, asshole.

Sincerely - anon

>>4037965
>>4037965
>>4037982
lol


<3

hey tarar if your still here will you make me a sammich

i wanna sammich :3

wow! That Max guy is terrible. Hey Max I get it you have a tattoo. My fuckin aunt Cindy has a tattoo too, and when she blatantly flashes it looks stupid too.

Use a comb, tuck in your shirt and stop being a faggot.

Protip for Destructoid:

Get rid of Jim Sterling and I will click your site.

He is an embarrassment to gaming journalism and makes your site look like an attention whoring fool.

gamers are the worst people on earth. i'd rather hangout with BE creeps and scatologists.

>>4040819
I would recognize those hooters anywhere that is totally her before she had surgery to reduce them going by the hair style/color somewhere around 08 09

>>4041113

Non-gamers and Jim Sterling are the worse people on Earth, they are very fond of Scatology.

>>4041121

Have to agree it looks nothing liker her.

Also, get Jon Carnage on the show, he's funny as hell.

>>4041132
I hate Carnage more than Sterling.

>>4041096
>hey tarar if your still here will you make me a sammich

Fuck the sandwich, I'd rather eat her pussy.

>>4040724
this is like the 3rd time this has been asked.

see
>>4037721

bumping this thread before bed

hopefully when I come back tara will have returned and noticed all of these wonderful and supportive comments

>>4041529

>>4041529

>>4041529

Brotip for Destructoid:

Get rid of Jim Sterling.

He is an embarrassment to gaming journalism and makes your site look like an attention-whoring imbecile.

>>4041580

someone fix this with kfc going bankrupt at the end

>>4042285
oh now that is just racist

i expect better from you guise

They will never rid of Jim, he trolls the community to bring in the hits, its the reason they've been able to expand so much.

The real problem is the owner who allows that but hey, I'm sure the money he's making off the site eases of the pain of selling his credibility and hiring a stupid attention whoring fat fuck with an ego problem to troll his own site.

oooohhhhhhhhh my god shut up and post more tara

>>4043135
srsly all those posts and only 1 tara gif

that's some bullshit right there, son

http://www.necn.com/02/18/10/Amber-Alert-Child-abduction-reported-in-/landing_newengland.html?blockI
D=182552&feedID=4215

Proof that veronica belmont abducts children.

How could you like someone who steals babies?

>>4043527
if this was a you fall in love you lose thread then I just got my shit handed to me

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-6OwfX-WgOI

For your consideration.

>>4044023
i love that shirt!
faggots had to give it away instead of playing it cool.

How about Shannon Morse, she's pretty hot.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hsYfbXU5P8M

>>4044023

Bump, so that I may fap to this tomorrow.

Tara Long, Veronica Belmont, Shannon Morse, Cali Lewis, Morgan Web, uh i'm sure there's others but yea.

we need a poll somewhere for shit like this, like how m00t got number one in time magazine or whatever.

can we get some on Lisa Foiles? dem abs

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vz-hmQr-v-Y&feature=player_embedded

>>4045104
Also Natali Del Conte (Morris), and her new big ol mommy boobs.

Does anyone know her DeviantArt username?
Tara Long that is.

Oh Tara! Your hosting feels so GOOD! Uguu!

>>4046705
lol, I forgot about that comic.

Every time the show ends I long to hear her voice, and to see her gorgeous visage. I stumbled upon the show, and am glad for such serendipity....

And by visage you mean tits?

Well, their show just got one more viewer.

bump for more tara

long only wins due to tits

but if veronica had bigger ones
she wins hands down

This thread will live forever (seriously archive this).

>>4048770
You must be feelin' special...

>>4048817
"4chan" "special" sure, that's one way to put it. how does anyone feel about coming to the most fucked up corner of the internet?

tara kinda looks like my wife, but my wife is chubbyer and has bigger tits.

>>4049422
is this your wife on the right?

because "chubbier" on someone who is already "chubby" is full on fat

moar tara plox

>>4049427

if you think tara is chubby, then you're a virgin who's never actually seen what a real woman looks like. evacuate the basement already you 30 something year old man child.

>>4049517
agreed

i think tara's perfect

>>4049517
you obsess over someone you will never meet and he is the virgin? lolok

>haven't been on 4chan for 2 days
>had this thread bookmarked
>get on 4chan today
>check to see if thread's still alive

>mah face

>>4049522

who's obsessed faggot? that was my first post in the thread, and before this thread i had no idea who this tara long person was.

why don't you two faggots hook up and 69 so no further retardation can escape your lips.

>>4049534

Spends way too much time on 4chan then.

>>4049553

i will be if you don't source that gif brah.

>>4049555
>implying i would be even remotely ashamed of this

>>4049560
source is my hdd

>>4049553
sauce

>>4049746
bro just buy a usenet sub and start downloading randomly, you will find everything you want magically w/o trolling 4chan 24/7 for 1 video

>>4048770

you apparently have no idea how much of an attention whore she is

Everyone in film and on television is an attention whore.

GET OVER IT.

>>4050336

actually shes surprisingly nice, from the one time i met her. according to her bio she used to be a scientist so i doubt shes concieted like most hollywood bitches